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GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	826
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6102
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Epic Shields Constructed:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4819
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6141	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8817
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Magic Items Found:	4351

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4koma, hard to draw, hard to read, hard to sell, Kirara, masochists, PIXEL, spacecraft

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1987
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Animals Bred:	175	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Falling into the Void:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!

ShowerCam Minecraft Server

aita, Andrew, Boundaries, breaking apart, forgiveness, husband’s best friend, indecent exposure, Minecraft, peeping, pregnancy test, red flags, Server, shower recording, ShowerCam, soulmates, struggling with sexuality, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, uneasy, unhealthy dynamic, unstable living situation, whispering

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3366
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of my husband, his best friend Andrew, and a mysterious phone found in the bathroom.

Join our server and experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like the time my husband found indecent videos of himself on Andrew’s phone. And don’t forget the wet bed incident that left my husband feeling uneasy – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Invite Andrew to stay with you on our server and watch as the drama unfolds. From peeping through doors to icy attitudes, you’ll never know what to expect next. And who knows, you might even discover that your husband and Andrew are soulmates – just like in a cheesy romance novel!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just remember, things might get a little too real, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

BlockBucksBaeSplitter

aita, awkward, BlockBucksBaeSplitter, boyfriend’s household bills, contributing, DATING, electricity, Expenses, Food, lost job, not paying, personal needs, return the favor, Sacrifices, Siblings, Struggling, supporting, tough time, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Utilities, Visiting, Water, Working

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9370
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Potions Brewed:	175
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fairytale-like drama and outrageous requests! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to your boyfriend’s siblings and refusing to pay their bills because you only use the fan and flush the toilet when you visit!

Imagine the chaos of a virtual world where you can demand that your boyfriend’s family step up and support him financially while you swoop in to save the day with pre-bought cooked food. Who needs a stable job when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild. Who knows what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – maybe you’ll even start a virtual revolution against unfair bill-splitting!

PharmaFreeSMP: NoGamblingNoBooze

addiction, advertising, alcohol, Ban, consumerism, control, controversy, Ethics, gambling, Government, harmful products, health, Marketing, Media, NoGamblingNoBooze, pharmaceutical commercials, PharmaFreeSMP, public policy, regulations, restrictions, society, television

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8244
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally lit, dude. We got like, a whole village of villagers who are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

And the best part is, we have a rule that if you die in the game, you have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s hilarious, bro. Plus, every time you find diamonds, you have to yell “I am the king of the world” at the top of your lungs. It’s like, tradition or something.

So come join us on this totally wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a rule that if you don’t bring a pet llama with you, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be a blast, dude. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

BlockyBedroomFun

BlockyBedroomFun, Communication, communication in relationships, desire, emotional connection, enjoyment, fantasies, foreplay, fulfillment, guys, Intimacy, love, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, reddit, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, turn-ons

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9986
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	119	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises! We’ve got secret dungeons where you can find rare loot, but be careful, you might stumble upon a group of dancing creepers! And don’t even get us started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re playing with a group of over-enthusiastic villagers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

TalibanBucks Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, defense strategies, Espionage, foreign interference, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Military Funding, Military operations, Minecraft, national security, paid attacks, political implications, Russian intelligence, security threats, Server, Taliban, TalibanBucks, Terrorism, us forces

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5703
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u get bored of the same old servers? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s lit af. we got russian spies, taliban fighters, and they’re all gettin paid to attack US forces in the game. u can join in on the action and get paid too! just imagine, u mining ur diamonds and then BOOM, russian spy comes and blows u up. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. what more could u ask for? join now and let the craziness begin!

rrdd.aternos.me Minecraft server

Aternos, banner, Community, Fun, Instructions, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OFFLINE, ONLINE, Players, RRDD, Server, Start, Survival, Version, Website

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8242
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

This server is survival on any version of Minecraft. If the server is turned off, then you can start it yourself using instructions on the website

rrdd.aternos.me:36149

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd Presidential Election, Craftocracy, Democracy, discord server, Game, key democratic function, Laws, legislature, Meet, members, minecraft server, Modded, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Server members, smp, Voting, Whitelist

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6618
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Emeralds Found:	120	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft’s Most Democratic Server
Roleplay Level	2% Serious
Key Feature	Server Legislature for voting on proposals
Special Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server’s primary democratic function?	The server legislature where members vote on proposals.
What type of proposals can be submitted?	Proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.
When is the upcoming Presidential Election?	This week, don’t miss it!
How can I join the server?	Visit our Discord server: https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

Hate Online Dating 1.20.3

1.20.3, anger, DATING, fear, Frustration, hate, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, modern dating, ONLINE, online dating, outside, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Social Interaction, society, soulless, Technology, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6933
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Yo, forget about online dating, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time swiping left and right when you can be building epic structures and fighting creepers? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and escape the soul-less world of online dating, where women are too scared to leave their houses and actually interact with real people. Minecraft is where it’s at, baby!

Name: “NoNameNoPlay Minecraft Server”

aita, America, American, coworker, dad, derogatory, desired name, Grandfather, Holocaust survivors, ireland, irish, Jewish, mick, mike, Minecraft, name.., NoNameNoPlay, overreacting, Pronouns, racist, sensitivity, Server, Slur

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6006
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Crops Grown:	3895	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragons Tamed:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even if they might trigger your coworker’s sensitivity! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be called whatever you want – even if it’s “Mick”!

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re Irish, Jewish, or just a Minecraft enthusiast looking for a good time. And don’t worry, we promise not to judge your name choices based on historical events – unless you want to build a virtual memorial, then go for it!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your coworker’s imagination when it comes to name labels. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual leprechaun or a diamond-encrusted menorah along the way!

ChudCraft: No Son-Shaming Zone

#Drop out, advice, Boundaries, Chud, ChudCraft, Communication, Conflict, ex husband, family, generational gap, internet, internet culture, Job, moving out, parenting, relationship, School, Son, SonShaming, teenager, Understanding, video games, Zone

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7482
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your son’s internet friends? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure like no other! 🤪

👾 Our server is filled with chuds (yes, you read that right) who will take you on a journey you never knew you needed! They’ll show you the ropes and make sure you have a blast while playing!

🏠 Build your dream house and escape the real world just like your son did when he dropped out of school! Who needs education when you have Minecraft, right? 😂

🚀 Join us and experience the thrill of virtual reality like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner chud and embrace the chaos! 😉

💥 Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that’s as unpredictable as your son’s decision to move in with his dad! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮