Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
New Chunks Explored: | 187086 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
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