Skip School Arcade Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1617
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Animals Bred:	81
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	24

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us on our server where two boys skip school to play the latest arcade game, only to have their plans ruined by a meddling mother who just can’t resist getting involved in their shenanigans. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you on our server?

But wait, there’s more! We also offer commissions for just $9 per thousand words. Need a hilarious story to entertain your friends? Look no further, our talented writers are here to make your wildest dreams come true. Just shoot us an email at [email protected] or add us on Discord at Robocod.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a meddling mother or two!

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4391
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	295	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	727
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9526
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	95
Towns Built:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3689
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4441
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5875
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3006
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8005
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Star Shards Collected:	134
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	362	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4693
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Buildings Constructed:	26	New Chunks Explored:	96091
Votes:	2029	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Farms Harvested:	831
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2685
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mines Excavated:	2546
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8789	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2853
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Votes:	5074	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9393
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	298
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6811
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Void Gems Collected:	39
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	338
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5475
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4190
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153	Votes:	3510
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!