Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only requirement for joining is being a skinny boy who doesn’t realize how cute and sexy they are! We believe in boosting self-esteem through pixelated adventures and building epic structures.

Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous challenges, like building a house entirely out of cake or taming a herd of explosive llamas. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank unsuspecting players.

But fear not, because our community is always ready to lend a hand or a diamond sword in times of need. So come on, embrace your inner skinny boy and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just discover your true potential…and maybe even find love in a blocky world.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 102/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Void Gems Collected: 23
Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 8834
Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY