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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 9461 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 48 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 102 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 11 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 991503 |
plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and golden apples, guarded by a team of friendly llamas wearing sunglasses. you can only access it by solving a riddle written in ancient chicken scratch.
also, our server is home to the legendary rainbow sheep, who poops out blocks of solid gold every hour on the hour. it’s like a never-ending treasure hunt, but with more rainbows and less pirates.
so come join us and experience the weirdest and wildest minecraft adventure of your life! just watch out for the flying pigs, they tend to steal your diamonds when you’re not looking.