Do you have the uncanny ability to tame creepers and make them your loyal pets? Can you build a house out of nothing but dirt and survive a zombie apocalypse with nothing but a wooden sword? If so, then you belong in our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have the most ridiculous skills possible! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. So come on, show us what you’ve got and let’s make this SMP the most insane server in all of Minecraft!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 110/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
Endless Legions Commanded: 14 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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