| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 3071 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 1377 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Villages Defended: | 15 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
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| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 189 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 27 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 7527 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 739 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 2180 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 1719 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 271 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 217 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 8518 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 6644 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 73 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
our server is so wacky, you’ll never know if you’re mining diamonds or just digging a giant hole to china. the chat is filled with gibberish and the mobs speak in riddles.
if you’re looking for a server that will make you question reality, then this is the place for you. join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)!
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 5921 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 222 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 26 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
we got, like, crazy builds and mini-games that will make your heart race faster than when you see your partner in lingerie! and, like, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re in a long-term relationship with all the bros here!
so, if you wanna, like, boost your sexual functioning and have a blast with your fellow dudes in relationships, come join our server now! who needs short-term mating strategies when you can have long-term relationship maintenance in Minecraft, amirite? let’s get it, bros!
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 4048 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 380373 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
Forget about those incel losers, here we worship the based gigchad traditionalists who know how to keep it real and subjugate those mobs like a pro! 🤯🔥
You think blasting women for having male friends is cringe? Not on our server, fam! We praise the masculine alphas who know how to lay down the law and keep those creepers in check! 🚫💣
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make white sharia a reality in the world of blocks and pixels! 🏰⚔️ #MinecraftMadness
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 5423 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 40 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Epic Quests Completed: | 12 |
But wait, there’s more! I also discovered a hidden village where all the villagers are actually skilled warriors who can teach you the ancient art of llama jousting. Yeah, you heard me right, llama jousting! You can ride into battle on a majestic llama steed and challenge your friends to epic jousting tournaments. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Napoleon Dynamite, but in Minecraft!
So, if you want to be part of this epic adventure and learn the ways of the enchanted golden carrots and llama jousting warriors, then join our Minecraft SMP server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. 🍪 #BestServerEver #LlamaJoustingFTW
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 1783 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 27 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 167 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 79 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. That’s right, our server is so advanced that even the mobs have developed their own personalities and skills.
But that’s not all! In 2025, we have exclusive access to a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even challenge the almighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
So why wait for 2025 to roll around? Join us now and experience the future of Minecraft in all its ridiculous glory!
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 4525 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 12 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 297 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 157 |
Join us for epic battles with creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a community so tight, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft world where the only emergency is trying to find your way back to your base after getting lost in a cave system. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 7473 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 40 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s a wild ride. These other “people” out there are missing out on all the fun, but not you, my friend. You’ll be living the high life, surrounded by all the farm animals you could ever dream of.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world where pets and insects are just the beginning. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 628 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 1746 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 54 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 22 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 3246 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 663 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 20 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 796 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.
plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 3684 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7917 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
