Skeleton Shitshow: Friction vs Fresh Water Minecraft Server

Fresh, Friction, friction is rotness, long trail tags, Minecraft, rotness, Server, Shit, shit your skeleton, shitshow, skeleton, Water, water is fresh

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6179
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magic Items Found:	7259	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the friction is rotness and the water is fresh shit! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie chickens that drop diamonds when you defeat them. Yes, you heard that right, zombie chickens! – The sky in our server is made of cheese and you can literally fly by eating it. Who needs wings when you have a sky full of cheese? – Our server has a special event every Friday where all the skeletons break out into a synchronized dance routine. It’s like a spooky flash mob, but with skeletons!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6305
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	955
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	433
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Farms Harvested:	153
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4815
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Emeralds Found:	6804	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Buildings Constructed:	34

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3132
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Potions Brewed:	32
Alien Abductions:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3592
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Astral Projections Made:	4

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	485
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Villages Defended:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3313
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	3373	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Farms Harvested:	972	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9494
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Towns Built:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Enchantments Applied:	142	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Potions Brewed:	152	Dragon Scales Harvested:	411
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Buildings Constructed:	13

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4876
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Void Armor Forged:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Animals Bred:	46
Dimension Hops:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	332
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	285	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Enchantments Applied:	233	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	23

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1978
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3953
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Towns Built:	7
Magic Items Found:	8247	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	168
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	2141
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Love Letters Sent:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7431
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3530
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.