SERVER UNDER DEVELOPMENT
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 3084 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 566942 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
No wipes, 1 life (hardcore), only 9 inventory slots, vanilla world! Cheats are prohibited!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 234 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 37 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 27 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Imagine building your base in the shape of the Thousand Sunny from One Piece, or battling it out in a Jujutsu Kaisen-inspired arena. And don’t even get me started on the epic Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure-themed events we have planned.
But that’s not all! Our community is filled with the craziest characters you’ll ever meet, from Yu-Gi-Oh! Slutposting enthusiasts to die-hard My Hero Academia fans. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on FUJOJO IS BACK/sjg/.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of. Plus, rumor has it that Rock Lee himself might make a guest appearance. Don’t miss out on the fun – join FUJOJO IS BACK/sjg/ today!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 16 | Star Shards Collected: | 129 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 5224 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join us for a wild ride as we explore the most hakenkreuz looking symbols that are totally legal in Germany and other countries with anti-nazi laws. Who knew swastikas could be so fun and harmless in pixel form?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing havoc and hilarity wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to stop their shenanigans? The choice is yours!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few anti-nazi laws). See you in the pixelated madness!
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Villages Defended: | 6 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens, or if you’ve always dreamed of building a house made entirely out of TNT. Our server is the only place where you can ride a pig into battle against an army of evil llamas, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
But be warned, only the bravest and craziest players can survive in our world of madness and mayhem. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer the chaos, come join us and let the insanity begin!
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 20 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Potions Brewed: | 55 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a server that is directly tied to the setting of Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina? Expect spoilers galore as you navigate through this crazy world. And don’t forget about the tutorial – it’s a must!
But that’s not all, folks! Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and immerse yourself in the chaos. Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and our official site for even more madness. And if you need some reading material, we’ve got you covered with all the EGO and Sinner info you could ever need.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the insanity of our Minecraft server and let the mayhem begin!
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and a chance to ride on a flying pig! But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!
So why wait? Join Manfred Wins Edition today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend and have songs written about your epic exploits!
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 20 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 38 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is guarded by a team of super-intelligent, talking pigs? Yep, you heard that right. These pigs will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you. Plus, they’re great at giving out relationship advice.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to challenge players to epic dance battles. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon breakdancing to “Baby Shark”.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and remember… always trust the plan. Because the plan involves lots of fun, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos. But hey, that’s what makes Minecraft so awesome, right?
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.
But beware, our server is also home to the dreaded Potato Army, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your precious loot. Will you join forces with them or stand against their starchy tyranny?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Remember, in this server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on your head. See you there, wagmi!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9964 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
SERVER UNDER DEVELOPMENT
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join us for a wild adventure where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the cows break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our friendly community is always ready to help you out, whether you need a hand building a giant statue of a potato or just want someone to join you in a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that deep within the server lies a secret treasure trove filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and enchanted weapons. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the richest player in all the land? Or will you end up getting lost in a maze of rainbow-colored sheep and never find your way out?
So what are you waiting for? Join Kita Ikuyo today and experience the cutest, craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky baby zombies – they may look adorable, but they’ll steal your diamonds when you least expect it.
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2701 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
– Our server is so smooth, you’ll feel like you’re gliding through the air on a magical unicorn made of butter. – We have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who will teach you the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. – The trees on our server are actually sentient beings who will tell you jokes and give you wisdom in exchange for hugs. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who farts out diamonds every time you feed him a golden carrot. – We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava that will take you on a wild ride through the Nether and back.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the smoothest slop on the air for yourself!
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of giant chickens, battle evil llamas in epic gladiator matches, and participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cake” competition.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him and answer his riddles correctly.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 48 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 24 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 229 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
But hey, who needs a stable foundation when you can have a thrilling ride on a makeshift raft through your living room? Join us if you’re ready to live life on the edge (literally) and see if your country also builds houses over risky terrain. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 50 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
