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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 8987 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 13 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Emeralds Found: | 4322 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
On our server, you can crochet to your heart’s content while your boyfriend watches tiktoks with his friends – no hurt ankles or inconsiderate gestures here! Plus, we have a special feature where you can toss virtual presents at each other when things get heated. And don’t worry, parallel play is our specialty – you can build your own world while your boyfriend does his own thing, just like in real life!
So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – because who needs a boyfriend when you have a Minecraft server to keep you company? 😉