SisyphusCraft: Distraction Edition

Absurdism, Camus, coping with adversity, daily grind, distraction, distractions, Edition, existentialism, finding purpose, greek mythology, life’s challenges, meaning of life, mental resilience, never-ending tasks, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, philosophy, pushing boulders, repetitive tasks, SISYPHUS, SisyphusCraft, Struggle

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just a regular ol’ Minecraft player, mining and crafting and stuff. But then, BAM, you join this server and suddenly you’re in a whole new world of craziness!

We got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party for all your blocky dance needs. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. How cool is that?!

But wait, there’s more! Our admins are actually wizards in disguise, casting spells and turning creepers into fluffy bunnies. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of chaos and laughter. Who needs to push a boulder up a hill when you can be mining diamonds and dancing with pigs? Let’s make Sisyphus jealous with our epic adventures!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Runes Activated:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	202	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5704
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Magic Items Found:	4055

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.