Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into babysitting your nephew on a Minecraft server? Join our server where we have zero tolerance for entitled siblings!

Picture this: you log in and suddenly your sister appears, dropping off your nephew in your virtual house and disappearing to do who knows what. But fear not, on our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from unwanted babysitting duties.

We have a special feature where if your nephew starts crying in-game, you can simply block him and he’ll magically disappear until your sister decides to pick him up. No more soiled virtual diapers to deal with!

Join now and show your sister who’s the boss in this crazy Minecraft world. And remember, it’s not selfish to prioritize your own sanity over babysitting duties – it’s called self-care!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 102/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
Blood Moons Survived: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
Mythical Swords Crafted: 30 Endless Legions Commanded: 27
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

    F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server
    Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

    Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

    OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 40
    Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

    MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 12 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36 Astral Amulets Crafted: 16
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 13

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • NoGirlLeftBehindMC

    NoGirlLeftBehindMC
    Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Void Gems Collected: 13
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • DumbGeniusMC SMP

    DumbGeniusMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Epic Weapons Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Billionaire or Bust

    Billionaire or Bust
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crops Grown: 5982 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • PagerWar Minecraft Server

    PagerWar Minecraft Server
    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 91 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 10 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • CraftyPrideLand

    CraftyPrideLand
    OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

    But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

    And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

    So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

    Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land
    so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

    imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

    not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

    so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Dingo Den Junior High School

    Dingo Den Junior High School

    Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

    Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

    WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Farms Harvested: 348 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Gotrix Network

    Gotrix Network

    Welcome to Gotrix Network!

    Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

    As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Villages Defended: 13 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 47 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

    YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Farms Harvested: 830
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Divine Spears Created: 10
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Felix Space Minecraft SMP

    Felix Space Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

    Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 8058 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Alien Abductions: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • NoPower Minecraft Server

    NoPower Minecraft Server
    Join our wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of no electricity! Our players have vowed to fast from electricity while playing, so expect no digital displays, no phones, and definitely no TV screens in sight. Navigation skills are also put to the test, as players must find their way to our server without any help from GPS or maps – prepare to be fashionably late!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the mobs have decided to join in on the fun. You’ll encounter creepers with candles instead of TNT, zombies trying to read books in the dark, and skeletons using glow-in-the-dark arrows. It’s a party like no other, and you’re invited to join in on the madness.

    So come on over and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft without electricity – who needs redstone contraptions when you have the power of imagination (and a few torches)? Don’t miss out on this electrifyingly absurd adventure!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Zombie Dances: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 14 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • AutisticSisRageCraft

    AutisticSisRageCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling rivalry and unexpected guests taking over your virtual apartment.

    Experience the thrill of trying to plan a cabin trip with your sister and her new girlfriend, while also dealing with her constantly blaming her actions on her “overwhelming autism.” Will you be able to navigate through the chaos and still have a good time? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

    And don’t worry about rushing your sister to make important decisions, because on our server, we understand that her autism makes her immune to deadlines. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the drama unfold as you try to maintain your sanity in the midst of it all.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join a server where family dynamics are taken to a whole new level – join us today for a gaming experience like no other!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Ores Mined: 5879
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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