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| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 1300 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6647 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Crops Grown: | 5823 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as my sister’s homeschooling experience? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the backstabbing and vape-stealing shenanigans of real life. Join us and leave the high school drama behind!
We promise no one will throw you under the bus (unless it’s a fun minigame involving actual buses). Our community is all about honesty and responsibility, unlike my sister who can’t seem to take the blame for anything. Plus, we have a strict no-vape policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone stealing your clouds.
So come join us on the server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, if anyone asks, you’re definitely not the asshole for telling it like it is.
