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Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 6343 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Divine Spears Created: | 19 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Magical Moments Shared: | 27 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 19 |
We promise no one will throw you under the bus (unless it’s a fun minigame involving actual buses). Our community is all about honesty and responsibility, unlike my sister who can’t seem to take the blame for anything. Plus, we have a strict no-vape policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone stealing your clouds.
So come join us on the server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, if anyone asks, you’re definitely not the asshole for telling it like it is.