Looking for a server as chaotic as my sister’s love life? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama, family feuds, and never-ending weddings!

Just like my sister’s fourth wedding (but technically second), our server is a blend of different elements that just can’t seem to get along. With players coming from all walks of life, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next.

Witness the drama unfold as players try to create the perfect blended family, just like Emily and John attempted to do. Will they succeed? Probably not, but the journey is sure to be entertaining!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as intense, messy, and not happy in the slightest as my sister’s household, then join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself attending multiple weddings just like me. But hey, at least you’ll have a good time laughing at the chaos!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 94/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 18
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24 Gods Slained: 0
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 424 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
Dragon Eggs Found: 4171 Royal Courts Attended: 3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Crafty Love Connection

    Crafty Love Connection
    come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Towns Built: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • metanoia junior high school

    metanoia junior high school

    Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 40 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 40
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lakehead SMP Overview

    Description
    Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

    If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is griefing allowed on the server? No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
    Can I build whatever I want? Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
    Are there any specific rules I need to follow? We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
    How can I join the server? To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 33
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Rest in Power Minecraft Server

    Rest in Power Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Towns Built: 7
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 27 Dragon Eggs Found: 3650
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Endless Night Skies: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

    NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
    Animals Bred: 14 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • GFsBdayDinnerDrama

    GFsBdayDinnerDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

    Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

    So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

    Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions
    Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 18 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • CraftyPickupLines

    CraftyPickupLines
    Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 20
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • CraftyChemWarfare

    CraftyChemWarfare
    so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Farms Harvested: 674
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 25 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Ligma Craft

    Ligma Craft

    LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Emeralds Found: 6765 Dragonkin Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

    Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Owner Homage (23M)
    Realm Type Bedrock Realm with RealismCraft pack
    Add-ons 15 add-ons including QOL, portals, backpacks, shaders, and animals
    Contact Discord: homage2heezy
    Age Restriction 18+ only

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Contact the owner on Discord for instructions on joining the Bedrock Realm.
    What addons are included? Contact the owner on Discord for the complete list of included addons.
    Is PvP allowed on the server? PvP rules may vary, consult with the owner for specific details.
    Can I invite friends to the server? Check with the owner for any restrictions on inviting other players.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Chimeras Created: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and pure madness!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world where anything can happen. Can you handle the potato power?

    2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Can you outsmart the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?

    3. Our server has a special event called “Sim Room Overclock,” where players are transformed into virtual reality avatars and must battle it out in a pixelated arena. It’s like The Matrix, but with creepers and zombies!

    4. Ever wanted to be a Phantom Thief or a Detective? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and participate in the epic showdown between these two factions. Will you steal the crown jewels or solve the mystery of the missing diamonds?

    5. We have a special recruit named Quency: Escape Queen, who can teleport players to different dimensions with just a snap of her fingers. Explore new worlds, meet strange creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Crops Grown: 6041 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 16 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft

    SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you smell is the stench of sweat and desperation? Well, look no further because our server is like a breath of fresh air…literally! Our server is infused with the scent of freshly baked cookies and lavender fields, making it the most fragrant place to play Minecraft. Join us and find out for yourself how she smells…spoiler alert: like a bed of roses dipped in unicorn tears.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and clucks, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time. So why wait? Join us and embark on the quest of a lifetime to uncover the mysteries of the chicken kingdom.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers recite Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the smell is divine, the chickens are chatty, and the moonlit madness awaits. See you in the game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 401320 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 420
    Gods Slained: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • TripTreats4Kids

    TripTreats4Kids
    Are you tired of dealing with baby mama drama and step-family shenanigans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

    Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos, where you can build your dream world without any pesky stepkids demanding equal treatment. No more worrying about who gets to go on the class trip or buying gifts for kids that aren’t even yours – on our server, it’s all about you and your creations.

    So come on over and leave the blended family drama behind. Build to your heart’s content and let your imagination run wild. Who needs step-siblings when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and say goodbye to the real-life AITA moments, because in our Minecraft server, the only question is: are you ready to have some fun?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos

    OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos
    So, picture this: you’re just mining away in the depths of the Minecraft world, minding your own business, when suddenly you hear the most outlandish conversation between two players. One of them is trying to convince the other that they should join our insane Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who can speak in Shakespearean English. And get this, they claim that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through a series of elaborate underwater dance routines. I mean, if that doesn’t convince you to join, I don’t know what will! So come on, dive into the craziness and join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Zombie Dances: 4 Villages Defended: 12
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Secret Passages Found: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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