SisterMILBlocker Minecraft Server | Minecraft Servers List

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds, Facebook fiascos, and MIL madness!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your sister’s MIL’s nieces start scrolling through your Facebook feed. That’s right, they’re lurking on your page, reading all your posts about the former president getting shot at. Talk about inappropriate! But fear not, because on our server, you can block them faster than you can say “block button”.

Join us for a server where the drama never stops, the family dynamics are more twisted than a vine in a jungle biome, and the MILs are more toxic than a potion of poison. Will your sister blame you for blocking her MIL? Will the nieces ever learn to stay off social media? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions – because on this server, anything can happen!

Daily Server Info: September 7, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Magic Items Found:	1417	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Enchantments Applied:	264
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	New Chunks Explored:	668011

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Prison Break Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even federal prisoners are welcome to join in on the fun! Our server is so lit that even the toughest criminals can’t resist logging on for a good time.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re locked up in a cell. Who needs real life when you can escape to our virtual world and build the craziest creations you can imagine?

So come on, hop on our server and let’s show those feds what real freedom looks like. Just watch out for any unexpected shank attacks from our resident inmates-turned-gamers!

Daily Server Info: September 7, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	164	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Cash Me Outside Minecraft SMP

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Hey there! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only currency is $20! That’s right, in this crazy world, $20 is the key to success.

Why $20, you ask? Well, in this server, $20 is like gold. It’s the only way to pay rent, buy items, and even make friends! We’ve got students working and studying at the same time just to scrape together enough $20 bills to survive. It’s a cutthroat world out there, but with your help, we can all make it through.

So come on down to our server (we won’t tell you the name because it’s a secret) and join in on the madness. Who knows, you might even meet our resident Chilean player who’s just trying to pay their rent. And remember, $20 is the key to it all. See you there!

Daily Server Info: September 7, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	227
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CourtCraft: Uncle Edition

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Looking for a job? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and work for our uncle David, the self-employed household cleaner! Earn a whopping $15 an hour and gain valuable experience for your resume (because let’s be real, babysitting doesn’t count). But be warned, Uncle David may try to pull a fast one on you like he did with this poor soul who worked 100 hours without pay! Will you stand up for yourself and take him to small claims court? Only on our server will you experience such wild family drama while mining for diamonds and building epic structures! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and a paycheck that may or may not come!

Daily Server Info: September 7, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4531	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Creeper’s Casserole – Aunt Karen’s Special

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Tired of Aunt Mildred’s infamous tuna casserole that tastes like a mix of old socks and expired mayo? Well, ditch the gross grub and join our Minecraft server instead! Our server is like a virtual buffet of deliciousness, with pixelated pizzas, blocky burgers, and even a secret recipe for diamond-encrusted cake (shh, don’t tell the Ender Dragon). Say goodbye to gross family meals and hello to a world where the only thing on the menu is fun! So come on over and dig into some tasty adventures with us, because life’s too short for bad food and boring games!

Daily Server Info: September 7, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Chickadee Brain Boost Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have CHICKADEES running around with PHD’s in spatial learning and memory!! these birds are so smart they can build you a mansion out of sticks and leaves in no time. plus, they live longer so you’ll have a loyal companion for eternity. forget about boring old creepers and zombies, we’ve got brainy birds to keep you entertained. join now for the most intellectual minecraft experience of your life!

Daily Server Info: September 7, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Void Armor Forged:	25	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

What is the IP for AstralSpiff Minecraft Server?

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AstralSpiff is a talented digital artist known for creating intricate and otherworldly illustrations that often feature celestial themes. With a unique style characterized by vibrant colors and dreamlike imagery, AstralSpiff has gained a dedicated following on social media platforms. Their work showcases a love for astrology, science fiction, and fantasy, and continues to inspire and captivate viewers around the world.

Daily Server Info: September 7, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Crops Grown:	3298
Alien Abductions:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Zombie Mayhem

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SURVIVING WILL NOT BE EASY This is not a server suitable for beginners. Even veteran players of Minecraft may die frequently. If you aren’t an experienced Minecraft player but still want to experience the thrill of the apocalypse, it is recommended that you either play with friends or form teams/alliances with other people on the server. There are many zombie variants in this server. Some can sprint, some can break, some can build. There are many more variants aside from just those 3, but they are the most important ones. Every 7 in-game days, an event called “The Bloodmoon” happens, where hordes of zombies will spawn around you, at which point you must have either built or found a safe, defended base, or you run for your life. There is also the option of digging into a 3 deep hole and covering yourself up but you will have to deal with a horde of zombies once you come up.

Daily Server Info: September 7, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Crops Grown:	4408
Zombie Dances:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

EsmeraldaMC

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Greetings from EsmeraldaMC! Experience the best possible Minecraft gameplay with exciting game types suitable for all skill levels. Intense BoxPvP skirmishes will test your fighting prowess. BedWars will see you defend your bed and destroy your opponents’ beds. SkyWars will see you fight to be the last person standing. Embrace the traditional survival experience by going at your own speed while mining, building, and exploring. Become a legend by joining our welcoming community, taking part in thrilling events, and rising through the ranks. **Play.esmeraldamc.com is the server IP address. Begin your journey right now at EsmeraldaMC!

Daily Server Info: September 7, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Vanilla Survival: Where the only crystals you’ll find are in the minerals shop! PvP with caution 😉

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sVanilla Survival Server Overview

IP	corn.gg
Region	USA East

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal-free PvP.

Why choose sVanilla Survival?

FAQ

Is hacking allowed on the server?

No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival.

Are there any economy plugins on the server?

No, the server economy is based on trading with other players.

Can I claim land on the server?

No, there are no land claims on sVanilla Survival. Feel free to explore and build wherever you like.

Is PvP allowed on the server?

Yes, PvP is allowed on the server with a focus on melee combat. Crystal PvP is disabled.

What commands are available for convenience?

Teleport, Ignore, and Sethome commands are provided for player convenience.

Will the map ever reset?

No, the map is permanent and will never reset, allowing player creations to stand as a testament to their creativity.

Daily Server Info: September 7, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Zombie Dances:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Crafty Falcom Server #1999

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so awesome, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids. You’ll be mining diamonds and building castles like a pro in no time.

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure. Only the bravest players can conquer its challenges and claim the rewards.

3. Our community is like no other. We have players from all over the world, united by their love for Minecraft and their quest for virtual domination.

4. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance on our server every full moon. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle?

5. We have custom mods and plugins that will blow your mind. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, the possibilities are endless.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy world of blocks and pixels!

Daily Server Info: September 7, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	6078	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

The Terrifying Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing scarier than the mobs is the drama between players! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a skeleton-outfit chick who’s hotter than the Nether itself. And don’t worry, if you die a lame death, you can always come back as a blonde girl who gets sawn in half for extra entertainment value.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and have a taste for diamond blocks. Will you be able to navigate their llama-filled lair and come out on top? Or will you end up as their next sacrifice in the name of llama domination?

So come on, join us on this wild ride of chaos, adventure, and questionable fashion choices. Who knows what kind of ridiculousness awaits you in our Minecraft SMP? Just remember, don’t take anything too seriously, especially not the llamas.

Daily Server Info: September 7, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Emeralds Found:	4972	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Chimeras Created:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Wedding Wars: Sister Edition

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Are you tired of family drama and wedding conflicts? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is between creepers and players!

On our server, you can attend as many weddings as you want without worrying about conflicting dates or family expectations. Plus, bring your toddler along for the ride – we have plenty of safe areas for them to play and explore while you build your dream Minecraft world.

Don’t let family pressure ruin your gaming experience – join our server and let the only drama be whether to mine for diamonds or build a castle!

Daily Server Info: September 7, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Cheney4DemsCraft

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If an oracle told you in 2004 that 20 years later Dick Cheney would vote for a Democratic president, you’d probably think they were smoking some enchanted mushrooms. But hey, crazier things have happened, just like on our Minecraft server! Join us and witness pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers throwing surprise birthday parties. Who knows, maybe even Dick Cheney will log on and start building a peace garden with Obama. Don’t miss out on the wackiest adventures this side of the Nether!

Daily Server Info: September 7, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MissileSwapCraft

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omg guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like totally lit like a firework on a unicorn’s birthday party. we got so many crazy things happening like pigs flying and creepers doing the cha-cha slide.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the US government is shook. They think we’re gonna start a missile transfer operation with Iran and Russia. Like, can you imagine? We’re just here building pixelated castles and they’re thinking we’re plotting world domination.

So come join us and be part of the most scandalous Minecraft server in the universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some top secret government conspiracy while mining for diamonds. YOLO, amirite?

Daily Server Info: September 7, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Crafty Bikes R Us

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Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Have you ever wanted to ride a bicycle in Minecraft? Well, guess what? Our server, Curtiss-Wright, is the only place where you can do that! Imagine cruising through the pixelated landscapes on a sick bike, dodging creepers and zombies like a pro!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and party with Endermen. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to some sick beats!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds somewhere on the server. Will you be the lucky player to find it? Or will you be forever cursed to roam the land, searching for riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join Curtiss-Wright today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken. But who wants to be a chicken when you can be a fearless adventurer on a freaking bicycle? Let’s go, gamers!

Daily Server Info: September 7, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Dragons Tamed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Emeralds Found:	2026
Players Killed by Monsters:	7831	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.