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PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7834
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1114	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

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Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5807
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4477
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3039
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6064
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3672
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Farms Harvested:	325	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6976
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6181
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1103
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Villages Defended:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Crops Grown:	4654	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4746
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	513906	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	574
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Emeralds Found:	1159	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Divine Spears Created:	27

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1467
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Astral Projections Made:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4803
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	341	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	1

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3465
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1457

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5208
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3097
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Astral Projections Made:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Runes Activated:	8

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Players:	98/700	Votes:	5970
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Enchantments Applied:	213
Votes:	2505	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1