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Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	982
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	218	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3717
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Divine Spears Created:	23	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	133
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	New Chunks Explored:	951098
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7415
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Void Gems Collected:	36
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Votes:	566
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	321	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4071
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Love Letters Sent:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!

SporeZombie Ants – Ireland Edition

ants, arachnids, Behavior, cave spiders, discovery, Edition, entomology, entomopathogenic fungi, fungal species, fungus, honour, infection, ireland, Mycology, newly discovered, Ophiocordyceps, Parasitism, sir david Attenborough, SporeZombie, zombie ants, zombies, zoology

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3897
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	228	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62

come join our epic minecraft server where we have zombie cave spiders infected with fungus that make them act like zombie ants! it’s like a real-life episode of planet earth, narrated by the legendary Sir David Attenborough himself! you won’t find this kind of crazy action on any other server, so hop on and start surviving in our wild and wacky world! who knows what other insane creatures and adventures you’ll encounter on our server – the possibilities are endless! join now and let the madness begin!

Crafted Cosmos 1.20.6

1.20.6, comma separated, Cosmos, crafted, Generate, is there, list, long tail tags, Problem, reddit, Reddit spacing, reddit user, Spacing, spacing problem, tags, Use, use reddit, use reddit spacing, User, why, why yes, yes

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3927
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Farms Harvested:	189
Animals Bred:	178	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	7

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies too!

You can build your own epic castle and rule over your own kingdom, like a boss! Plus, there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore.

And get this, there’s a whole community of players who are as crazy as you are! You can team up with them to take down the Ender Dragon or just goof around and build giant statues of Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

LastWillCraft SMP

absurd legacies, bizarre requests, comedic will, comical estate planning, death humor, eccentric estate planning, final wishes, funny last will, hilarious testament, humorous inheritance, LastWillCraft, laughable bequeaths, odd final instructions, offbeat last wishes, quirky bequests, silly testament, smp, strange bequests, unconventional inheritance, unusual bequeaths, wacky will, weird legacies

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7062
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	23	Wilderness Tamed:	7

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we only let in people who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. It’s totally worth it though because we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

And get this, if you die in the game, you have to do a funny dance in real life as your “last will.” Like one time, this guy died and his last will was to have his pet pig inherit all his diamonds. It was hilarious, we all had a good laugh.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties every night. It’s lit, fam.

CraftyKidLies

childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood innocence shattered, childhood lies, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood tales, CraftyKidLies, discovering the truth, embarrassing moments, funny childhood stories, funny lies, funny stories, growing up, Innocence, learning the truth, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, naive beliefs, realizing the truth

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7130
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Remember when your parents told you that eating your vegetables would make you grow up big and strong? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise that mining diamonds will make you grow wings and fly like a majestic dragon! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who now soars through the skies on a diamond-encrusted rocket ship.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a secret army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and save the day. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered by the chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest, most fantastical adventures of your life. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6098
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Divine Spears Created:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

BabyBlockBungle

baby, BabyBlockBungle, Chef, Communication, Contraception, Decision making, depression, Homeless, income, medical reasons, neonatal death, nurse practitioner, OVULATION, partner changed his mind, Pregnancy, relationship, Stillborn, Termination, TFMR, unprotected sex

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6838
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	2536	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, breathing exercises, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Mining, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2878
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

SinCraft: Reddit Edition

Community, Deadly Sins, discussion, Edition, envy, gluttony, Greed, introspection, Life, Lust, people, Personal, pride, reddit, Reflection, Shaping, Sin, SinCraft, sloth, temptation, Wrath

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2302
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

Animal Behavior, capability, competence, demonstration, dog, DOGGOS, INDEPENDENCE, intelligence, leash, leash training, LeashCarrying, obedience, pet behavior, pet care, pet independence, pet ownership, pet ownership skills, pet training, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Server, Skills, Training

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6766
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

clinical setting, Effectiveness, Healthcare, ketamine, liquid ketamine, Medical, medication, mental health, Oasis, pharmaceuticals, post-traumatic stress disorder, Psychiatry, ptsd, Relief, research, side effects, study, Symptoms, Therapy, Trauma, Treatment

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	598
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Villages Defended:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	6850
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8980
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2