SisterInLawSassCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	774
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

New Minecraft Servers

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than trudeau vs trump!!! we have so much fun and craziness, you won’t even remember who those guys are!!!

our server is like a hockey game between canada and US, except instead of pucks and sticks, we have pickaxes and swords!!! join now and be part of the epic battle for supremacy in the world of blocks and monsters!!!

we have so many cool things to do, like building giant statues of trudeau and trump fighting each other, or racing pigs on a track made of lava!!! you never know what kind of crazy adventure you’ll find on our server, so come join us now and let the madness begin!!!

BlockyTroopWithdrawal

American soldiers, BlockyTroopWithdrawal, defense strategy, diplomatic relations, european allies, foreign policy, free speech concerns, germany, global politics, government decision, international relations, military alliances, military bases, military deployment, military presence, national security, nato, political controversy, troop movements, US troop withdrawal, Vance

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1610
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	186	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we float US troop withdrawal from Germany over free-speech concerns!! why you ask? well, because our server is so lit that even the troops wanna come play with us!! imagine building a base with a soldier next to you, protecting you from creepers and zombies!! plus, we have the most insane pvp battles where you can fight for your right to free speech while dodging arrows and fireballs!! join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!! no troops were harmed in the making of this server, we promise 😉

Housework Havoc: Gender Gap Edition

division of labor, domestic responsibilities, domestic tasks, Edition, gap, gender, gender disparity, gender division, gender dynamics, gender equality, gender gap, gender imbalance, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Havoc, household chores, household duties, housework, societal expectations, time allocation, Time management, time spent, traditional roles

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5942
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Star Shards Collected:	130
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

join dis epic minecraft server where the gender gap is so small, it’s like finding a diamond in a cave full of dirt! our players are so skilled at housework, they can build a mansion in minutes and still have time to bake a cake for everyone! come join the fun and help us close the gap even more, because who needs gender roles when you can have epic minecraft skills?!

The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

auction house, Barebones, Bounties, classic, Discord, Gangs, grind, Guards, hidden quests, Ip:, Minecraft, Nonop, nostalgic, parkour challenges, pen, Potions, Prestige, Prison, Quests, Roleplay, Server, solitary confinement, Swords

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	762
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

Server Features:

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Remember the old days of Prison Servers? Join us for a classic Prison experience with grind and community.

What makes this server different:

Become a Parolee	Leave the prison and build a farm for more money
Prestiges	Earn special rewards after hitting top rank
Guards	Assist/protect new players and enforce rules
Quests	Complete for extra cash or special items
Gangs	Join a gang and fight with rival gangs
Swords and Potions	Illegal, Guards will PVP if seen with them
The grind	Smelt ores, walk through PVP zones to sell them
Prison plots	Rent a cell/plot to store items or build
Start with basic tools	Work for better gear

Ranks:

A	Default Prisoner
B	$25,000
C	$80,000
D	$250,000
E	$800,000
Parolee	$1,500,000
Citizen	$2,000,000
Guard	Ensures safety of Prisoners, enforces rules, takes Contraband
SrGuard	Seasoned Guard with Moderator Privileges
Warden	Administrator Position
SrWarden	Senior Administrator Position

FAQs:

What’s a Guard?

Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order by enforcing rules.

Can I become a Guard?

Yes, join the server and Discord to apply for the Guard position.

Wonderful Day Craft 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous blessings, anonymous cheer, anonymous encouragement, anonymous greetings, anonymous happiness, anonymous kindness, anonymous love, anonymous positivity, anonymous positivity vibes, anonymous support, anonymous well wishes, Craft, Day, Good Vibes, happy thoughts, have a great day, Kindness, positive energy, positivity, spreading joy, Wonderful, wonderful day

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1028
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Runes Activated:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical unicorn farting rainbows all over your screen!

You’ll be swimming in a sea of diamonds faster than you can say “creeper!”

The mobs on this server are so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius.

And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles – it’s like a medieval showdown with llamas riding into battle!

Plus, the community is so lit, it’s like a rave party in the Nether.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world crazier than a chicken wearing a top hat!

NoSleepForMiracleBaby

aita, baby, Boundaries, christmas, Cozy, Familiar, family gathering, guest room, infertility, king size bed, miracle baby, NAP, NoSleepForMiracleBaby, Overnight, parents, ruined Christmas, sacrifice, selfish, sibling, Struggle, Understanding

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6189
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat you like royalty just like OP’s nephew! Join us for epic adventures and cozy naps in our virtual guest rooms.

But beware, if you dare to stand up for your rights like OP did, you might find yourself sleeping on the virtual couch while the babies take over. Will you be labeled as “selfish” by the virtual parents for wanting to keep your virtual room? Only time will tell on our server.

So come join us for a Christmas gathering like no other, where the drama is as real as the pixels on your screen. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this outrageous virtual family!

SigmaCraft: Manly Mine Mayhem

alpha male, Confidence, Enigmatic, independent, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, leader, lone wolf, manly, Masculinity, MAYHEM, Mysterious, nonconformist, personal growth, Philosophical, self actualization, self improvement, self-assured, self-reliant, sigma, Sigmacraft, Unconventional

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9075
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Magic Items Found:	3082
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1275	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Imagine a world where every block is made of pure sigma energy, where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Sigma Sword, rumored to have the power to turn any player into a Minecraft god. But beware, the sword is guarded by a herd of killer bunnies who have a taste for pixelated blood.

Need a break from adventuring? Take a dip in our lava hot tubs or challenge your friends to a game of spleef on our custom-built arena made entirely of diamond blocks. And don’t forget to visit our exclusive Sigma-themed nightclub, where the DJ is a skeleton who really knows how to drop the beats.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a top hat made of enchanted emeralds? Only on our server, my friend. Only on our server.

Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server

Belarus, defense cooperation, eastern europe, international relations, joint defense, joint exercise, joint maneuvers, joint military drill, joint military exercise, joint operation, military alliance, military cooperation, military exercise, military partnership, military training, Minecraft, Redstone, revolution, russia, security cooperation, September, Server, strategic partnership

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	817
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Villages Defended:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and guess what? russia and belarus are holding a joint military drill in september ON THE SERVER! like, you can be part of the action, fighting off creepers and zombies alongside the russian and belarusian soldiers. it’s gonna be lit, fam. join now and be a part of history in the making. plus, there’s gonna be free virtual vodka for all players. don’t miss out, comrade!

CraftyKremlinWarz

aggression, Claims, Conflict, CraftyKremlinWarz, DECLARATION, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, February 24, Geopolitics, intelligence, international relations, Military, Politics, Propaganda, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, Ukraine, Victory, War

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3768
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Runes Activated:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Farms Harvested:	138	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

lol imagine if russia was a minecraft server tryna declare ‘victory’ over ukraine on feb. 24 like bro just join our server instead we got way better stuff goin on like a secret underground base full of diamond blocks and a pet creeper that farts rainbows. ukrainian intel is shook by our epic builds and pvp skills, they cant handle the madness we bring to the virtual world. join us and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever, where anything is possible and russia can suck it.

Rustmine server minecraft

Minecraft, Rustmine, Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3383
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Rustmine is always happy for you

RustMineSurv.aternos.me

SmartieSMP

Active, Builder, Community, Engage, Engineer, Events, Experience, Explorer, Friendly, hand built, passionate, PvP, Redstone, Reset, Seasonal, SmartieSMP, smp, stealing, Structures, Survival, switches, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4012
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Villages Defended:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Server Overview

About the Server	We’re a community that focuses on fun. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone engineer, you’ll find a place here. While the server isn’t a vanilla pre-install, there are no plugins or mods that interfere with gameplay. You’ll get the most authentic Minecraft experience possible, with nothing altering the core mechanics.
Seasonal Switches	We reset every two months to keep things fresh and exciting, so there’s always a new world to explore and build in. With the next season starting soon, this is a great chance to get in early and start fresh with everyone else.
What You Can Expect	Active players, no unnecessary admin interference, and the freedom to play the way Minecraft was meant to be played. PvP and stealing are allowed, but at its core, this is a survival experience meant to bring players together. Expect hand-built structures, community projects, and regular events to keep things engaging.

FAQ

How to join the server?

You can join the server by clicking on the Discord LINK provided above and following the instructions in the server.

Is this server modded?

No, this server offers a vanilla Minecraft experience with no plugins or mods altering the core gameplay mechanics.

Are PvP and stealing allowed on the server?

Yes, PvP and stealing are allowed on the server, but the main focus is on survival and community building.

How often does the server reset?

The server resets every two months to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting for all players.

Enchanted Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, Enchanted, Haven

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9811
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

My wife left me for a creeper on this server, but it’s cool because now I have more time to mine diamonds and build epic structures!

Join this server if you want to find love with a blocky mob or just want to escape the real world and live in a pixelated paradise!

We have so many mods and plugins that you’ll never get bored, plus the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join the best Minecraft server ever created – where even the pigs have PhDs in redstone engineering!

PapercraftProbs

Agenda, ANNOYED, Boyfriend, CHAPTERS, Communication, compromise, Girlfriend, inconsiderate, irritated, living together, noise, Notes, overreacting, PapercraftProbs, Printing, relationship, school papers, Slides, small studio apartment, Teacher

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	283
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Ores Mined:	6479	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Buildings Constructed:	31
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Votes:	372

Are you tired of living in a small studio apartment with your boyfriend who gets triggered by the sound of printing? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

Join our server and leave all your printing woes behind. No annoying boyfriends pausing shows or going outside for a smoke because of some harmless printing noise. Here, you can print to your heart’s content without any judgment!

Our server is the ultimate sanctuary for those who just want to plan their month out in peace. Say goodbye to unnecessary drama and hello to a world where printing is celebrated!

So come on, join us and experience the joy of printing without any interruptions. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect getaway from boyfriend troubles?

NoSleepMinecraftSMP

anxiety, bedtime anxiety, bedtime routine, bedtime worries, fear, insomnia, late night thoughts, Nightmares, NoSleepMinecraftSMP, overthinking, restlessness, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, sleep struggles, sleepless nights, sleepless nights solutions, sleepless nights tips, sleepless thoughts, stress, tossing and turning, worries

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1683
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Crops Grown:	6336	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats. Yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

We’ve got a community of players who are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. You’ll never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll pull next, from building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fish as weapons.

And don’t even get me started on the mods we have. They’re like wizards who can make rainbows shoot out of your butt just by typing a few commands. Trust me, you’ll never be bored with the crazy stuff they come up with.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and prepare to have your mind blown like a creeper in a TNT factory. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

CraftyTrumpMuskRevolt

Accountability, activism, Boycotts, CHANGE, CraftyTrumpMuskRevolt, Democracy, ENGAGEMENT, Government, Impact, influence, leadership, Musk, petitions, Politics, power, PROTESTS, RESPONSIBILITY, social media campaigns, trump, US citizens, Voting

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5412
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	316	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Void Gems Collected:	29
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of feeling powerless in the face of Trump and Musk’s shenanigans? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can literally build giant pixelated statues of them and then blow them up with TNT! That’s right, take out all your frustrations in a safe and virtual environment where you can watch their blocky bodies crumble to pieces. Join us now and show those billionaires who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

Players:	98/600	Votes:	3854
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	12