Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
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