Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 198 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5864 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister Beth’s comments? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where you can build, mine, and explore with a community that’s more supportive than my family!
Just like how I stood up for my nephew Jamie, you’ll find a group of players who will have your back no matter what. And don’t worry, we won’t make any weird comments about your race or family situation – unless it’s in good fun, of course!
So come join us on this server where you can escape the drama and build your own world. Who needs a toxic family when you have a virtual one that’s always there for you? Trust me, it’s way better than dealing with a sister like Beth. See you in the game!
