SisTallProbsMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4147
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Divine Spears Created:	25	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Crops Grown:	6623
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of people judging you based on your height? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where height is just a number and strength, attractiveness, dominance, and masculinity come in all sizes!

We have a special section for players who are 5’9 and proud, where you can show off your confidence and prove that height doesn’t define who you are. Take on challenges, build epic structures, and show the world that you don’t need to be 6’3 to be a powerful player in the game.

Join now and show your sister that being 5’9 is not a limitation, but a badge of honor in our crazy Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even find a character in a book who is shorter than you but still kicks butt in the game! Don’t let anyone bring you down because of your height – stand tall (figuratively) and conquer the Minecraft universe with us!

RainbowCraft 1.20.1

1.20.1, Japanese VTubers, Nijisanji, Nijisanji community, Nijisanji content, Nijisanji content preferences, Nijisanji discord, nijisanji fans, Nijisanji Instagram, Nijisanji language, Nijisanji members, Nijisanji official, Nijisanji streams, Nijisanji thread, Nijisanji Twitter, Nijisanji viewers, Nijisanji wiki, RainbowCraft, virtual youtubers, にじさんじ

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2691
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	180
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Yo, bros and broettes, ever heard of Nijisanji? It’s like a secret club of epic gamers and streamers who are lowkey killing it in the Minecraft world. Check out their official members list, it’s like the Avengers but with more blocks and less spandex.

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to game with these legends. We got streams on streams, bro! Watch multiple streams at once, it’s like having multiple tabs open but way more chaotic and fun. Plus, we got a viewer that lets you peep on who’s streaming – it’s like being a creeper but in a totally non-creepy way.

Want to get into Nijisanji? Just tell us what kind of content you’re into and if you can understand the language used by the branch you want to join. We’ll hook you up, no worries.

And remember, ignore the haters – we don’t mess with shitposters, discordfags, or tribalfags. They’re like the creepers of the internet, just waiting to blow up your vibe. So come on over to our server and let’s build some epic stuff together!

RoutineBreaker Minecraft Server

Argument, breakfast routine, breaking routine, childcare, Date night, employment, family day, family routine, Great Danes, IT job, Minecraft, morning routine, mother-in-law, non verbal autism, parenting routine, Routine, RoutineBreaker, Schedule, Server, spontaneous, Upset, wife’s routine, working parents

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2536
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	284

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where routines are sacred and spontaneity is a sin! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of waking up at 4 am to go for a run with your dogs, only to be scolded for disrupting the carefully crafted schedule of your significant other.

Our server is perfect for those who thrive on structure and order, where breakfast has been the same for 13 years and lunch is a sacred ritual. But beware, attempting to join in on a jog at an unconventional hour may result in a rift in your relationship and a ban from the breakfast table.

Join us for date nights on Fridays and family days on Saturdays, where the only acceptable form of entertainment is following the strict routine of your partner. And don’t worry, if you need a break from the monotony, there’s always DIY projects, gardening, and plumbing to keep you busy.

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of living in a world where schedules reign supreme and spontaneity is a punishable offense. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling?

BoyfriendDeadlineCraft

Accountability, aita, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendDeadlineCraft, Chores, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Cooking, DEADLINE, emotional labor, Expectations, Frustration, Partnership, relationship, Resentment, responsibilities, self-care, teamwork, work-life balance

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6059
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of dealing with lazy partners who promise to help but never follow through? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about your virtual boyfriend leaving dirty dishes everywhere. Plus, our virtual dogs never need to be taken care of – they just magically respawn when you log off! Say goodbye to real-life responsibilities and hello to a world where you can set deadlines for your virtual partner to get their act together. Join now and build a life where you’re the only one in control – no more guilt, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

Regretless SMP – Minecraft

acceptance, Closure, DELETE, erase, forgiveness, growth, healing, hindsight, learn, let go, Memories, Minecraft, MISTAKES, Move on, past, Reflection, Regretless, regrets, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, Therapy, transformation

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3586
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
New Chunks Explored:	990190	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes! Plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunt that leads you to a chest full of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you’ll never want to leave once you join our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and delete all your past mistakes by joining our epic Minecraft adventure!

PixelPufferfish

benefits of quitting smoking, better circulation, better skin, health benefits, improved breathing, improved cardiovascular health, improved lung function, improved overall well-being, improved sense of smell, improved sense of taste, increased energy, long term effects of quitting smoking, longer life expectancy, lower risk of diseases, PixelPufferfish, positive effects, quit smoking, quitting cigarettes, reduced coughing, smoke-free life, smoking cessation

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1016
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of being a slave to cigarettes? Join our Minecraft server and watch your cravings disappear faster than a creeper in sunlight! Within minutes of logging on, you’ll feel the urge to smoke vanish like a stack of blocks in creative mode. Our virtual world is so addicting, you won’t even remember you used to be a smoker! So come join us and say goodbye to tobacco and hello to a new addiction – building epic structures and battling zombies!

SovietBeat Minecraft Server

activism, anti-war, art, Censorship, Corruption, dies, falling out of window, freedom of speech, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, Minecraft, Music, musician, police search, protest, Russian, Server, SovietBeat, Tragedy, tragic death

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6935
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Enchantments Applied:	254
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	266	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

come join our minecraft server, where we have crazier stories than a russian anti-war musician falling out of a window during a police search! our server is so lit, you’ll be falling out of your chair laughing at all the shenanigans that go down. we have more drama than a reality tv show, with twists and turns that will leave you shook. join now and be part of the madness, because on our server, anything can happen!

BananaCraft2020

agriculture, banana heir, BananaCraft2020, Businessman, Campaign, Candidate, daniel noboa, ecuador, Ecuadorian politics, election, family business, heir apparent, leadership, Legacy, Political Aspirations, political dynasty, Politics, presidential candidate, presidential term, south america, Wealthy

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6369
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	276
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where we have bananas for days! daniel noboa, the ecuador banana heir, is seeking a full presidential term on our minecraft server! why, you ask? because he promises to build a banana kingdom like no other! imagine towering banana trees, banana houses, and even a banana army to protect your precious fruit. join now and be a part of the most a-peeling server in all of minecraft! banana-tastic! 🍌🍌🍌

SwitchCraft: Reverse Cancer Cells

Cancer, cancer cells, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cell regeneration, cells, colon cancer, disease reversal, future treatments, genetic therapy, health science, healthy cells, medical breakthrough, Molecular biology, molecular switch, oncology, research, Reverse, reverse cancer, scientists, SwitchCraft, Technology, treatments

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8893
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5072
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is like da molecular switch dat can reverse cancer but in Minecraft form!!! Join dis server and turn all da bad stuff into good stuff, like turning creepers into fluffy bunnies and zombies into friendly villagers. We gonna create treatments to reverse all da bad mobs and make dem good again. Join now and be a part of dis epic journey to save Minecraft from da evil mobs!!! #MinecraftMiracles #CancerCuringCrafting

The Grail

Adventure, Clans, Combat Mechanics, competition-loving community, competitive, crystal pvp, Exploration, FANTASY, Hardcore, LifeSteal, minecraft server, mmorpg, multiplayer, Player vs Player, Prizes, PvE, PvP, role-playing game, Sandbox, season system, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5818
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

The Grail Lifesteal | Season | Clans | Prizes | Welcome to The Grail! We are the most hardcore and competitive lifesteal 1.20 on the market, suitable for a competition-loving community. With a strong focus on combat mechanics (Crystal PvP) and a new competitive system of viewing the game thanks to our season system.

147.93.63.251

Fortune SMP

bedrock, BUILD, Cross-Play, Economy, Fortune SMP, Minecraft, playstyles, PvP, Server, Shops, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5142
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Love Letters Sent:	6

Fortune SMP offers a server that accommodates a large array of survival playstyles. You have the freedom to build, PVP, open shops and more. The server is 1.21.4 and supports bedrock players too!

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Eternal Forest Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Activation, attraction, Curiosity, ETERNAL, Exploration, fetish, foot fetish, Forest, girl feet, hidden desires, internet, learning, online exposure, online influence, personal discovery, Psychology, Realm, SELF AWARENESS, self-acceptance, sexual preferences, Sexuality, societal norms, taboo

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8327
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	331	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Love Letters Sent:	11

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about weird fetishes again! We have so much fun and chaos that you’ll forget all about girl feet and internet regrets. Plus, who needs rationality when you can just build crazy things and blow stuff up in the game? Embrace the madness and join us now!

NecklaceCraft Minecraft Server

AITAH, anniversary, cancel order, Communication, custom engraved, dainty, definition of dainty, etsy, gold plate, husband, initial necklace, long distance, Meaningful, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Necklace, NecklaceCraft, Night shift, not being grateful, PANDORA, Server, typewriter font, ungrateful

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7662
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Chimeras Created:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of dainty details! Just like this player’s husband who thought he was getting a “dainty” necklace but ended up with a bulky monstrosity, our server promises to deliver exactly what you’re looking for…or maybe not!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and questionable decisions. Who knows, you might log in expecting a peaceful mining session only to find yourself in the middle of a chaotic PvP battle with chickens armed with diamond swords!

Don’t be like this player’s husband and misunderstand the true meaning of “dainty” – join our server and experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity. Who needs a dainty necklace when you can have a dainty creeper blowing up your base instead? See you in-game!

CraftyConfrontations

AA meetings, bills, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, CraftyConfrontations, emotional distress, family, house chores, job changes, job hunting, mental health issues, overreaction, panic attacks, privacy, relationships, Secrets, struggles with alcohol, Support, Trust, unemployment

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2140
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	201	Dragons Tamed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Potions Brewed:	100
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only family drama you’ll encounter is trying to build a house with your sibling without them stealing all your diamonds!

Our server is a safe space for players of all ages to escape the real world and immerse themselves in a blocky paradise. No need to worry about nosy in-laws or judgmental sisters here – just pure, unadulterated fun.

Plus, our community is so supportive that even if you accidentally reveal your deepest, darkest secrets, like your secret love for llama farming or your addiction to mining for hours on end, everyone will just shrug it off and continue building their epic castles.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world drama behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to fight off creepers than to fight with your boyfriend over who forgot to take out the trash.

CoolWebz Minecraft SMP

cool internet finds, cool web discoveries, coolest website, CoolWebz, hidden gems, hidden internet gems, hidden online gems, hidden treasures, hidden web gems, internet finds, lesser-known websites, Minecraft, obscure web finds, obscure websites, secret internet gems, secret online gems, secret websites, smp, under-the-radar websites, undiscovered online treasures, undiscovered websites, unique websites, unknown websites

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4581
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	233
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Towns Built:	7

OMG guys, have you heard about this super secret Minecraft SMP server that’s like, totally underground? It’s so exclusive, only the coolest players are allowed to join. And get this, the owner is a billionaire who made their fortune selling virtual diamonds in-game.

But that’s not even the best part. The server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who have mastered the art of redstone and command blocks. They’re like, the smartest llamas you’ll ever meet. And rumor has it, they can even speak in binary code.

If you want to join this epic server, you have to prove your worth by completing a series of ridiculous challenges, like building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano or taming a dragon with nothing but a fishing rod. It’s totally insane, but also super fun.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride and a chance to hang out with some seriously cool llamas, you’ve gotta check out this secret Minecraft SMP server. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a top secret.

PirateTVPricesSuck

Access, advertisements, affordability, consumer behavior, CONTENT, Copyright, Digital Media, downloading, Entertainment, illegal, Media consumption, ONLINE, Piracy, PirateTVPricesSuck, Prices, redditors, streaming, streaming services, subscription, television, TV brands, viewing habits

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7678
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Towns Built:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Ahoy, me hearties! Tired of paying a king’s ransom for your favorite TV shows? Join our Minecraft server and sail the high seas of entertainment without breaking the bank! Our server is like a pirate’s paradise, where you can plunder all the latest TV shows and movies without spending a single doubloon. And don’t worry about those pesky ads – we’ve banished them to Davy Jones’ locker for good! So hoist the Jolly Roger and set sail for adventure on our server, where the only rule is to have a barrel of laughs! Arrr, matey!