SisTallProbsMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of people judging you based on your height? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where height is just a number and strength, attractiveness, dominance, and masculinity come in all sizes!

We have a special section for players who are 5’9 and proud, where you can show off your confidence and prove that height doesn’t define who you are. Take on challenges, build epic structures, and show the world that you don’t need to be 6’3 to be a powerful player in the game.

Join now and show your sister that being 5’9 is not a limitation, but a badge of honor in our crazy Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even find a character in a book who is shorter than you but still kicks butt in the game! Don’t let anyone bring you down because of your height – stand tall (figuratively) and conquer the Minecraft universe with us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Snowflake City Minecraft Server

#youtube, Canadian culture, city, commentary, cyberbullying, discrimination, Diversity, giant pussies, Hate Speech, ignorance, internet, intolerance, keyboard warriors, Media, Minecraft, online behavior, prejudice, racism, Server, snowflake, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Video, white Canadians

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with white Canadians who are total wimps? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for badass Minecraft players!

Join us if you want to show those white Canadians how it’s done. We have epic battles, insane challenges, and even a secret underground fight club where you can prove your dominance.

Don’t be a pussy like those white Canadians, join our server and unleash your inner warrior! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft champion and earn the respect of players from all around the world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show everyone what you’re made of!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5710
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Candy Crush Xvideos Minecraft SMP

#candycrush, candy, cars, Cartnite™, crash, Crush, cup series, Event, Galaxy Gas, helmet cam, Kyle Busch, Live, Maxi-Pads 400, Minecraft, Nascar, Pepto Bismal™, Race, Racing, replay, SAFER barrier, smp, sports, super speedway, xvideos

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for epic races through CandyCrush™-Xvideos™ super speedway, where players ride on pigs and llamas instead of cars. Watch out for the infamous Cartnite™ SAFER barriers, they’ll knock you out faster than a creeper explosion!

But that’s not all, we also host the annual Maxi-Pads 400, where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower of TNT or racing through a maze filled with hostile mobs. And don’t forget about our exclusive helmet cam feature, where you can watch all the action unfold on whattimeisitrightnow.com!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of the Nascar Pepto Bismal™ cup series like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Farms Harvested:	312

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SonSquad Minecraft Server

Asking for help, baby, childcare, Communication, family, Fatherhood, feeling alone, Help, husband, Interaction, involvement, Marriage, Minecraft, Motherhood, newborn, overthinking, parenting, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sleep deprivation, SonSquad, Support

Looking for a Minecraft server where you don’t have to ask for help? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience a world where the mobs do the chores for you! Need a creeper to take out the trash? No problem! Want a zombie to rock your baby to sleep? We got you covered! Our server is so efficient, you’ll never have to lift a finger again – unless it’s to mine some diamonds, of course.

Forget about feeling like the only parent – on our server, the mobs are the real MVPs. Our Enderman nanny service will teleport your baby to daycare in the blink of an eye, while our Skeleton butlers will serve up some spooky snacks for your little one. And don’t worry about sleepless nights – our friendly neighborhood Witch will brew up a potion to help your baby sleep through the night.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the mobs take care of everything. Who needs a husband when you have a horde of helpful mobs at your service?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

UncleCraft: No Free Rides!

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, empowerment, ENTITLEMENT, family business, favoritism, free, gender discrimination, INDEPENDENCE, Inheritance, Legacy, loyalty, nepotism, Professionalism, Resentment, Respect, RIDES, self worth, sexism, Succession, UncleCraft, VALUES, work ethic

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel appreciated and valued? Look no further than our server! Just like OP’s uncles and cousins, our server is clueless without you. Join us and show them how it’s done! Plus, we don’t discriminate based on gender – we value all players equally, regardless of their gender. So come on over and show off your skills, because here, everyone is valuable – even if you’re just a girl! 😉 #GirlPower #MinecraftBossLady #JoinUsToday

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PeakStarGoneMC SMP

Beloved, career, Celebrity, death, Entertainment, Fame, iconic, Impact, influential, Legacy, Loss, media star, News, passing, peak, PeakStarGoneMC, remember, smp, Sudden, Tragedy, Tribute, unexpected

Join our Minecraft SMP server if you want to uncover the mystery of which media star died at the peak of his career! Rumor has it that his ghost haunts our server, leaving behind diamond blocks as offerings to those who can solve the riddle. Will you be the one to crack the case and earn the ultimate reward? Join now for a chance to interact with celebrity ghosts and become the next big Minecraft detective!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Pixel Riches: Dreaming Big

abundance, AMBITION, aspirations, big, dreaming, dreams, elite status, extravagant lifestyle, financial freedom, goals, high society, influence, luxury, material possessions, motivation, opulence, PIXEL, power, Privilege, prosperity, rich fantasies, Riches, success, wealth

If poor people fantasize about winning the lottery, the rich fantasize about joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky instead of water! And instead of boring old mobs, you’ll be battling giant, fire-breathing chickens and zombie llamas riding on top of flying pigs! Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure room filled with stacks of emeralds and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be found. So forget about winning the lottery, join our server and live out your wildest Minecraft dreams!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	191	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

HarrisCraft Minecraft Server

controversy, Diplomacy, election support, Government, harris, HarrisCraft, humor, international relations, joking, Kremlin, Meeting, Minecraft, news headlines, next week, Politics, presidential candidates, putin, Server, Statements, trump, us elections, world leaders, zelenskyy

so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where putin jokes about supporting harris in elections? well, u found the right place, my dude! come join our server where the kremlin is all about that lolzy banter and zelenskyy is just tryna meet up with trump for a game of minecraft next week. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and join the fun! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server? only one way to find out, amirite? come on, don’t be a square, join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Void Armor Forged:	30
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

NukeCraftWars

Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global politics, Government, international relations, Military, military strategy, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear facilities, Nuclear Threat, nuclear war, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftWars, russia, SECURITY, Tension, Ukraine, War

OMG, so like, this server is lit AF, you gotta join cuz like, Ukraine says Russia is planning strikes on nuclear facilities, but on this server, we blow up stuff for fun, not for realz! Join us and unleash your inner chaos! Build your own nuclear reactor and see how long it takes for it to explode! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any potential nuclear fallout. So come join us and let’s cause some mayhem together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

RicklePickMC

activities, Adventure, building, bungee cord, Community, Creative, Economy, Entertainment, Fun, Gamemodes, Jobs, Lobby, MCMMO, Minecraft, multiplayer, Play, RicklePickMC, Sandbox, Server, Survival, tags

welcome to a new bugee cord survival lobby creatvie we host 2 gamemodes well be very fun and good for others play on also on survival jobs mcmmo and much more! and creatvie well have fun stuff also

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Farms Harvested:	360
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Gods Slained:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

Bennett, character builds, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, Fan art, Flame Fusion Music and Art Festival, Freedom-Sworn, genshin impact, gig, HoYoFair2024, Kachina, Kaedehara Kazuha, Kinich, Minecraft, Mualani, Nation of Pyro, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Saurian Egg Adventures, Server, Surfs up, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Without Primogems, Xinyan

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Flame Fusion Music and Art Festivals, just like in Genshin Impact!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary character Kinich, known for his fiery pursuits and business ventures. Join him on epic quests and adventures that will leave you on the edge of your seat!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have daily check-in rewards that are so good, you’ll never want to leave. Plus, redeemable codes that will have you swimming in Primogems faster than you can say “BlazeToNatlan”!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a Surf’s Up Catalyst or a Freedom-Sworn Sword along the way. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SMP: Sober Rockers Minecraft SMP

#rockers, addiction, Band, clean lifestyle, clean living, Lifestyle, Minecraft, Music, Recovery, rock and roll, Rock Music, smp, Sober, sober artists, sober band, sober community, sober lifestyle, sober living, sober musicians, sober rockers, sober rockers community, Sobriety

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with sober rockers who don’t know how to have a good time? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

Join us for a wild ride filled with non-stop parties, where the only rule is to have fun! Our players are known for their crazy antics, like building giant statues of chickens wearing top hats or creating roller coasters that go through lava pits.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches using nothing but enchanted carrots. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted disco ball that grants wishes to anyone who can dance the Macarena perfectly.

So say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, on our server, the only thing that’s sober is the rockers!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PreggoPukeParty Minecraft Server

12 weeks pregnant, aita, ANNOYED, ask for compassion, Attention, cat, compassion, Couch, feeling, husband, husband’s reaction, lack of empathy, mad, Minecraft, PreggoPukeParty, Pregnancy, pregnancy sickness, Server, Suffering, Support, vomiting, worst days

Ready to join the most outrageous Minecraft server out there? Well, buckle up because on our server, if you’re not building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks while riding a pig, then what are you even doing with your life?

Join us and experience the thrill of battling a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot for good luck. And if that’s not enough, how about taming a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding and fetch you diamonds?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret hidden realm where you can ride a unicorn through fields of rainbow sheep and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So come on, join us and let’s create some epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious memories together. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun on our Minecraft server?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MommaDressNoMess

brother, compromise, Connection, family, family dynamics, family harmony, fiancée, Inheritance, MommaDressNoMess, mother’s dress, selfish, sentimental, sentimentality, sibling rivalry, Siblings, special day, tradition, Upset, Wedding, wedding dress, wedding planning

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be inheriting is diamonds, not wedding dresses! Our server is so close-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family without any of the wedding dress drama. And if anyone tries to steal your loot, just tell them it’s “just a dress” and watch them run away in confusion. So join us now and let’s mine away the family feuds together! #NotJustADress #MinecraftFamilyFun

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchantments Applied:	63	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MemorableMinecraftSMP

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Picture this: You’re minding your own business, mining for diamonds in the depths of a cave, when suddenly a wild llama appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. You bust out your best flossing moves and the llama is so impressed, it starts dropping diamonds like they’re hot potatoes. Next thing you know, you’re the proud owner of a llama dance crew and you’re taking over the server one epic dance battle at a time. Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to experience the most outrageous and unforgettable moments of your life!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

ProudNSFWSecretCraft

Confidence, empowerment, Exploration, fetish, fulfillment, kink, Liberation, NSFW, Pleasure, Proud, ProudNSFWSecretCraft, satisfaction, secret, Self Discovery, Sexuality, taboo

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, most NSFW place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to unleash your inner freak and show off your NSFW secrets with pride. From building giant phallic statues to hosting twerking competitions in the town square, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground strip club where the creepers are the dancers and the zombies are the bouncers. Don’t believe us? Come see for yourself and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe something else too)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our NSFW Minecraft server today and let your freak flag fly high! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of pixelated sunscreen.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	33

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.