SisStoleCashButImStillSuing | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4864
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6155	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Crops Grown:	6169	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, theft, and police involvement!

Just like this story of a sister stealing $1500 from her own flesh and blood, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might log in one day to find your virtual diamonds missing and your Minecraft dog running away with them!

Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions, from anger to disbelief to pure chaos. And hey, at least on our server, you can always respawn and start fresh after a dramatic turn of events. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Benroo’s cobblemon SMP

Adventure, battle arena, Benroos, challenge, Cobblemon, Community, Discord, Fabric, Fun, Gaming, Gyms, Minecraft, Modpack, Mods, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Poké-Centres, Poké-Stores, PvP, rules, Server, smp, Trainers

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3224
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6417	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Enchantments Applied:	98

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Cobblemon Server
Server Type	Casual
Features	– Cobblemon-themed spawn– Poké-Centres and Poké-Stores– Three different gyms– Battle arena– Discord community
Version	Fabric 1.21.1
Modpack	Will be linked in the discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join us today using the discord link provided above and make sure to follow the rules of the discord and the in-game ones too.

Q: What currency is used in the server?

A: Players can earn and spend currency gained from defeating Pokémon.

Q: What can I do in the battle arena?

A: Players can fight each other without Pokémon in the battle arena at spawn.

Q: Are there any rules I need to follow?

A: Make sure to follow the rules of the discord and the in-game rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.

Valentine’s Quests 1.20.6

1.20.6, Assumptions, cringe, EMBARRASSING, heroing, hypothetical scenario, late-in-life virgin, plausible deniability, Quests, reasons, Valentine’s Day, Valentines

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1564
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2131
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your reality? Join our server and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure!

Ever wanted to escape the embarrassment of being a late-in-life virgin? Well, our server will make you forget all about that with its crazy challenges and outrageous quests!

Don’t want to write a note explaining why you did it? No problem! Our server will keep you guessing with its mysterious atmosphere and unpredictable events.

Join now and dive into a world where anything is possible, even making people wonder why you did what you did on Valentine’s Day!

RewatchableShowMC SMP

Addictive, all-time favorite, Beloved, binge watch, binge-worthy, classic, Entertainment, favorite shows, iconic, memorable, most rewatchable, must watch, Nostalgia, Popular, recommended, RewatchableShowMC, series, smp, television, Timeless, Top Picks, tv shows

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1678
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Star Shards Collected:	62	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest place ever! We have diamond armor galore and the best enchantments you’ve ever seen. Plus, there’s a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up, but don’t worry, he’s totally harmless… most of the time. And our leader, Steve, once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of dirt blocks. Legend has it, he can tame any mob with just a wink of his eye.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BlockyTrumpSanctions

Accountability, Allies, BlockyTrumpSanctions, consequences, Corruption, Democracy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, influence, international relations, Justice, Politics, power, russia, sanctions, trump, united states, world leaders

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4581
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Look no further! Join our server where we sanction players like Trump and his allies personally just like Russian politicians! Witness epic battles and crazy political drama unfold as players fight for power and dominance. Who will come out on top? Join now and be part of the madness!

DroneCraft2000: Ukraine’s Ultimate Strike

000 km, 2.., aerial surveillance, aerial warfare, combat drone, defense capabilities, defense technology, drone, DroneCraft2000, long range drone, Long-Range Strike, Military, military deployment, Military operations, military strategy, military technology, national security, strike, strike capability, surveillance drone, Ukraine, Ukraines, Ukrainian military, Ultimate, Unmanned aircraft

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2369
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	222	Animals Bred:	144
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1

lol u kno wat else is long range? dis epic minecraft server! we got drones dat can strike from 2,000 km away, just like Ukraine! join us for sum crazy pvp battles and epic adventures. we even got a secret base hidden in the clouds where u can find rare loot and meet mythical creatures. come join da fun and be part of dis insane minecraft world!

AntiVaxxers Ruin MMR Vax率

AntiVaxxers, correlation, COVID-19 vaccine, Decline, health, immunization, Impact, infectious diseases, likelihood, Measles, MMR, mumps, parents, preventative healthcare., public health, refusal, research, rubella, ruin, study, vaccination, Vax率, young children

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1597
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	38

so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, if u don’t, ur kids gonna be like, 25% less likely to get vaccinated against measles, mumps, and rubella. like, that’s some serious stuff man. u don’t want ur kids walkin’ around with all them diseases, do ya? so join this server and keep ur fam safe from all them nasty germs. plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret treasure hunt where u can win a real life llama. yea, u heard me right, a real life llama. so come on, join the fun and save ur kids from the plague of not getting vaccinated.

💎Doomworld💎 Unique anarchy 1.16.5 server minecraft

1.16.5, Anarchy, Doomworld, Minecraft, Server, Unique

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7500
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	164
Chimeras Created:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	18

server “Doomworld Unique Anarchy 1.16.5” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.doomworld.fun

Aurora Heights SMP

aurora, BUILD, Community, Contraptions, day one, Discord, Enhance, Explore, February 8th, Heights, ideas, Join, Launch, long term, Mature, Meaningful, Mods, passionate, quality of life, Redstone, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7997
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Chimeras Created:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Server Overview

Server Name	Aurora Heights
Launch Date	February 8th
Community Discord	https://discord.gg/5aCDHkW9

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is Aurora Heights?	Aurora Heights is a long-term survival server with quality-of-life datapacks and mods.
When does the server launch?	The server launches on February 8th, be there from day one!
What kind of players are you looking for?	We are looking for mature players who want to settle in, build, explore, and be part of a growing community.
How can I join the community?	You can join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/5aCDHkW9

Eternal Pixel Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, bullying, derogatory language, derogatory term, discrimination, empowerment, ETERNAL, FAGGOT, Homophobia, Identity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, mental health, PIXEL, pride, Realm, self esteem, self loathing, self worth, self-acceptance, self-deprecation, self-identity, Worthless

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6172
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Join this Minecraft server if you want to unleash your inner faggotry in a world of blocks and pixels!

We have so many useless losers just like you who are ready to build, mine, and craft their way to being even more worthless!

Come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace your worthlessness and join us today!

We promise you’ll fit right in with all the other pathetic losers on this server.

YellCraft Minecraft Server

codependency, Communication Issues, cousin drama, emotional distress, emotional exhaustion, emotional fatigue, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, financial support, lending money, Manipulation, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relationship struggles, Resentment, Server, setting boundaries, toxic relationships, trust issues, YellCraft

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1840
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	69	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to escape the never-ending cycle of family manipulation and drama.

On our server, you won’t have to deal with cousins stealing from your wallet or faking terminal illnesses to get out of school. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring new worlds, and battling mobs with your friends.

Plus, our server has a strict no borrowing money policy, so you won’t have to worry about lending thousands of virtual dollars to ungrateful relatives who never pay you back. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into helping them, just block them and move on with your virtual life.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs real life when you can have an epic virtual adventure with us?

DoubleBarrelDude

Disrespect, double barrel name, DoubleBarrelDude, emasculating, family connections, family name, Identity, identity crisis, last name, Marriage, surname, unique name, Wedding, wedding planning

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	685
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Potions Brewed:	188	Alien Abductions:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9570
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your future double barrel name? Look no further! Join our server and experience the craziest adventures this side of the block world.

Imagine a world where taking a double barrel name is not only accepted but encouraged! Our server is all about embracing your unique identity, whether it’s with a double barrel name or a diamond sword named after your pet chicken.

But beware, not everyone is on board with the double barrel name trend. Just like in real life, there are players who will try to convince you that a double barrel name is “insulting” or “emasculating.” But fear not, on our server, you can stand tall (or as tall as a blocky character can) and proudly rock your double barrel name like the boss you are.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your double barrel name flag fly high! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a fellow player who shares your love for both their family name and their Minecraft skills. It’s a match made in blocky heaven!

USProtestWatch Minecraft SMP

activism, citizen journalism, Civil unrest, current events, demonstrations, freedom of speech, government transparency, grassroots movements, mainstream media, marginalized voices, Media bias, media blackout, Minecraft, news coverage, political activism, political dissent, protest coverage, PROTESTS, public outcry, smp, social justice, us news, USProtestWatch

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6468
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4661
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Potions Brewed:	124	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

OMG guys, you need to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF. We got llamas riding pigs, flying squids, and even a secret underground base full of diamond blocks. And get this, the server owner is actually a wizard who can turn creepers into kittens with just a flick of his wand.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their army of iron golems. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples somewhere in the Nether.

So if you want to join in on the madness, come on over and join us. Just be prepared for the chaos and mayhem that awaits you. And remember, always watch out for those sneaky Endermen who like to steal your blocks when you’re not looking. It’s a wild ride, but it’s totally worth it. See you in the game, fellow gamers!

PlyCrafters United

bathroom essentials, bathroom essentials shopping, bathroom etiquette, bathroom habits, bathroom necessities, bathroom products, consumer behavior, eco-friendly options, household supplies, personal hygiene, PlyCrafters, purchasing habits, single ply toilet paper, sustainability in the bathroom, toilet paper brands, toilet paper choices, toilet paper debate, toilet paper preferences, toilet paper quality, toilet paper rolls, toilet paper stock, United

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1595
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Runes Activated:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Are you tired of living in a world where people settle for single ply toilet paper? Then join our Minecraft server where we only use the softest, fluffiest toilet paper in the land! Our server is a magical place where unicorns roam freely and rainbows shoot out of creepers when you defeat them. Plus, all players receive a diamond toilet paper roll upon joining because we believe in living a life of luxury, even in the virtual world. So come join us and say goodbye to single ply toilet paper forever!

VeggieCraft: No More Meat!

cholesterol levels, cholesterol management, cholesterol reduction, health benefits, Healthy Eating, heart health, LDL cholesterol, meat, meat substitutes, nutrition, plant based diet, plant-based alternatives, plant-based lifestyle, plant-based nutrition, plant-based proteins, study, sustainable eating, total cholesterol, vegetarian diet, VeggieCraft, weight, weight loss

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6336
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9706	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

so, like, u know how u wanna be all healthy and stuff but u also wanna play minecraft all day? well, dis server is da answer to ur prayers! we got all da plant-based alternatives u need to reduce ur total cholesterol, LDL cholesterol, and even lose some weight while u build ur epic minecraft creations! join us and become the healthiest minecraft player ever! plus, we got a secret potion dat makes u run faster than a speeding bullet in da game! u won’t find dat anywhere else, trust me. so come on, join us and let’s get fit and build some crazy stuff together!

CoronaCraft Survival

Community, Content Creator, CoronaCraft, Datapacks, Discord, Donors, Events, Farms, Giveaways, Griefs, player, Roles, shopping district, smp, Stream, Survival, Technical, thefts, Uptime, Video, voice chat, Website

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	788
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Overview of CoronaCraft Minecraft Server

Server Name	CoronaCraft
Members	200 members
Season	8th season
Website	Website Link
Discord	Discord Link

Server Features:

Custom Advancements.
Dynmap and DiscordSRV integration.
Bedrock Crossplay.
Expansive Shopping District.
Proximity Voice Chat In-game.
Server Events.
Custom Roles.
Server perks for donors.
Friendly and helpful community.
Community Projects all the time.
Giveaways.
24/7 Server Uptime.
Plugins to prevent thefts/griefs without ruining the vanilla feel.
Player/Mob/Mini Block heads to add more to the original gameplay.
Crafting Tweaks.
Many other quality of life plugins + datapacks.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I join CoronaCraft?

A: You can join the server by visiting the website or joining the Discord server.

Q: Is CoronaCraft beginner-friendly?

A: Yes, we are accepting of everyone and have a friendly and helpful community.

Q: Are there any server events in CoronaCraft?

A: Yes, we have regular server events for the community to participate in.

Q: Can I play on CoronaCraft if I am a content creator or technical player?

A: Yes, CoronaCraft is content-creator and technical player friendly, so you can stream, make videos, or engage in technical gameplay on the server.