SisStoleCashButImStillSuing | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	414
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, theft, and police involvement!

Just like this story of a sister stealing $1500 from her own flesh and blood, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might log in one day to find your virtual diamonds missing and your Minecraft dog running away with them!

Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions, from anger to disbelief to pure chaos. And hey, at least on our server, you can always respawn and start fresh after a dramatic turn of events. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Sahara Dust Storms – No Radioactive Risk!

air quality, atmospheric conditions, dust, dust particles, environmental contamination, environmental impact, French nuclear tests, global health, Hazardous substances, health hazards, Natural phenomena, public health, radiation, radiation levels, radioactive, radioactive materials, radioactivity exposure, Risk, risk assessment, Safety Measures, SAHARA, Saharan dust storms, scientific research, storm’s

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9125
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Enchantments Applied:	86
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where saharan dust storms are a regular occurrence! but don’t worry, they won’t give you any radioactive superpowers or turn you into a mutant. in fact, they’re just there to add some extra challenge to your mining adventures!

we promise that the radiation in our server is totally unrelated to any french nuclear tests in the sahara. so don’t worry about growing an extra limb or developing telekinetic powers while you’re building your epic castle or exploring our vast world.

join now for a chance to experience the thrill of surviving saharan dust storms without any real-life consequences. plus, who wouldn’t want to brag to their friends about playing on a server with radioactive sandstorms? it’s the ultimate flex for any hardcore minecraft player.

Benroo’s cobblemon SMP

Adventure, battle arena, Benroos, challenge, Cobblemon, Community, Discord, Fabric, Fun, Gaming, Gyms, Minecraft, Modpack, Mods, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Poké-Centres, Poké-Stores, PvP, rules, Server, smp, Trainers

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7641
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Alien Abductions:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Cobblemon Server
Server Type	Casual
Features	– Cobblemon-themed spawn– Poké-Centres and Poké-Stores– Three different gyms– Battle arena– Discord community
Version	Fabric 1.21.1
Modpack	Will be linked in the discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join us today using the discord link provided above and make sure to follow the rules of the discord and the in-game ones too.

Q: What currency is used in the server?

A: Players can earn and spend currency gained from defeating Pokémon.

Q: What can I do in the battle arena?

A: Players can fight each other without Pokémon in the battle arena at spawn.

Q: Are there any rules I need to follow?

A: Make sure to follow the rules of the discord and the in-game rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.

Valentine’s Quests 1.20.6

1.20.6, Assumptions, cringe, EMBARRASSING, heroing, hypothetical scenario, late-in-life virgin, plausible deniability, Quests, reasons, Valentine’s Day, Valentines

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5934
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Villages Defended:	13	Alien Abductions:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your reality? Join our server and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure!

Ever wanted to escape the embarrassment of being a late-in-life virgin? Well, our server will make you forget all about that with its crazy challenges and outrageous quests!

Don’t want to write a note explaining why you did it? No problem! Our server will keep you guessing with its mysterious atmosphere and unpredictable events.

Join now and dive into a world where anything is possible, even making people wonder why you did what you did on Valentine’s Day!

RewatchableShowMC SMP

Addictive, all-time favorite, Beloved, binge watch, binge-worthy, classic, Entertainment, favorite shows, iconic, memorable, most rewatchable, must watch, Nostalgia, Popular, recommended, RewatchableShowMC, series, smp, television, Timeless, Top Picks, tv shows

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	513
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Zombie Dances:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest place ever! We have diamond armor galore and the best enchantments you’ve ever seen. Plus, there’s a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up, but don’t worry, he’s totally harmless… most of the time. And our leader, Steve, once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of dirt blocks. Legend has it, he can tame any mob with just a wink of his eye.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BlockyTrumpSanctions

Accountability, Allies, BlockyTrumpSanctions, consequences, Corruption, Democracy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, influence, international relations, Justice, Politics, power, russia, sanctions, trump, united states, world leaders

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5708
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Look no further! Join our server where we sanction players like Trump and his allies personally just like Russian politicians! Witness epic battles and crazy political drama unfold as players fight for power and dominance. Who will come out on top? Join now and be part of the madness!

DroneCraft2000: Ukraine’s Ultimate Strike

000 km, 2.., aerial surveillance, aerial warfare, combat drone, defense capabilities, defense technology, drone, DroneCraft2000, long range drone, Long-Range Strike, Military, military deployment, Military operations, military strategy, military technology, national security, strike, strike capability, surveillance drone, Ukraine, Ukraines, Ukrainian military, Ultimate, Unmanned aircraft

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6659
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Love Letters Sent:	19
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Zombie Dances:	7

lol u kno wat else is long range? dis epic minecraft server! we got drones dat can strike from 2,000 km away, just like Ukraine! join us for sum crazy pvp battles and epic adventures. we even got a secret base hidden in the clouds where u can find rare loot and meet mythical creatures. come join da fun and be part of dis insane minecraft world!

AntiVaxxers Ruin MMR Vax率

AntiVaxxers, correlation, COVID-19 vaccine, Decline, health, immunization, Impact, infectious diseases, likelihood, Measles, MMR, mumps, parents, preventative healthcare., public health, refusal, research, rubella, ruin, study, vaccination, Vax率, young children

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2245
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Void Armor Forged:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, if u don’t, ur kids gonna be like, 25% less likely to get vaccinated against measles, mumps, and rubella. like, that’s some serious stuff man. u don’t want ur kids walkin’ around with all them diseases, do ya? so join this server and keep ur fam safe from all them nasty germs. plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret treasure hunt where u can win a real life llama. yea, u heard me right, a real life llama. so come on, join the fun and save ur kids from the plague of not getting vaccinated.

💎Doomworld💎 Unique anarchy 1.16.5 server minecraft

1.16.5, Anarchy, Doomworld, Minecraft, Server, Unique

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4394
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Void Gems Collected:	29	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

server “Doomworld Unique Anarchy 1.16.5” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.doomworld.fun

Aurora Heights SMP

aurora, BUILD, Community, Contraptions, day one, Discord, Enhance, Explore, February 8th, Heights, ideas, Join, Launch, long term, Mature, Meaningful, Mods, passionate, quality of life, Redstone, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9750
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Server Overview

Server Name	Aurora Heights
Launch Date	February 8th
Community Discord	https://discord.gg/5aCDHkW9

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is Aurora Heights?	Aurora Heights is a long-term survival server with quality-of-life datapacks and mods.
When does the server launch?	The server launches on February 8th, be there from day one!
What kind of players are you looking for?	We are looking for mature players who want to settle in, build, explore, and be part of a growing community.
How can I join the community?	You can join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/5aCDHkW9

Eternal Pixel Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, bullying, derogatory language, derogatory term, discrimination, empowerment, ETERNAL, FAGGOT, Homophobia, Identity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, mental health, PIXEL, pride, Realm, self esteem, self loathing, self worth, self-acceptance, self-deprecation, self-identity, Worthless

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9185
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Join this Minecraft server if you want to unleash your inner faggotry in a world of blocks and pixels!

We have so many useless losers just like you who are ready to build, mine, and craft their way to being even more worthless!

Come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace your worthlessness and join us today!

We promise you’ll fit right in with all the other pathetic losers on this server.

YellCraft Minecraft Server

codependency, Communication Issues, cousin drama, emotional distress, emotional exhaustion, emotional fatigue, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, financial support, lending money, Manipulation, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relationship struggles, Resentment, Server, setting boundaries, toxic relationships, trust issues, YellCraft

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6704
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	260122	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to escape the never-ending cycle of family manipulation and drama.

On our server, you won’t have to deal with cousins stealing from your wallet or faking terminal illnesses to get out of school. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring new worlds, and battling mobs with your friends.

Plus, our server has a strict no borrowing money policy, so you won’t have to worry about lending thousands of virtual dollars to ungrateful relatives who never pay you back. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into helping them, just block them and move on with your virtual life.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs real life when you can have an epic virtual adventure with us?

DoubleBarrelDude

Disrespect, double barrel name, DoubleBarrelDude, emasculating, family connections, family name, Identity, identity crisis, last name, Marriage, surname, unique name, Wedding, wedding planning

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9224
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your future double barrel name? Look no further! Join our server and experience the craziest adventures this side of the block world.

Imagine a world where taking a double barrel name is not only accepted but encouraged! Our server is all about embracing your unique identity, whether it’s with a double barrel name or a diamond sword named after your pet chicken.

But beware, not everyone is on board with the double barrel name trend. Just like in real life, there are players who will try to convince you that a double barrel name is “insulting” or “emasculating.” But fear not, on our server, you can stand tall (or as tall as a blocky character can) and proudly rock your double barrel name like the boss you are.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your double barrel name flag fly high! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a fellow player who shares your love for both their family name and their Minecraft skills. It’s a match made in blocky heaven!

USProtestWatch Minecraft SMP

activism, citizen journalism, Civil unrest, current events, demonstrations, freedom of speech, government transparency, grassroots movements, mainstream media, marginalized voices, Media bias, media blackout, Minecraft, news coverage, political activism, political dissent, protest coverage, PROTESTS, public outcry, smp, social justice, us news, USProtestWatch

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7800
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	833	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Ores Mined:	9637	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Holy Grails Found:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	4

OMG guys, you need to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF. We got llamas riding pigs, flying squids, and even a secret underground base full of diamond blocks. And get this, the server owner is actually a wizard who can turn creepers into kittens with just a flick of his wand.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their army of iron golems. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples somewhere in the Nether.

So if you want to join in on the madness, come on over and join us. Just be prepared for the chaos and mayhem that awaits you. And remember, always watch out for those sneaky Endermen who like to steal your blocks when you’re not looking. It’s a wild ride, but it’s totally worth it. See you in the game, fellow gamers!

PlyCrafters United

bathroom essentials, bathroom essentials shopping, bathroom etiquette, bathroom habits, bathroom necessities, bathroom products, consumer behavior, eco-friendly options, household supplies, personal hygiene, PlyCrafters, purchasing habits, single ply toilet paper, sustainability in the bathroom, toilet paper brands, toilet paper choices, toilet paper debate, toilet paper preferences, toilet paper quality, toilet paper rolls, toilet paper stock, United

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9218
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Towns Built:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	6449

Are you tired of living in a world where people settle for single ply toilet paper? Then join our Minecraft server where we only use the softest, fluffiest toilet paper in the land! Our server is a magical place where unicorns roam freely and rainbows shoot out of creepers when you defeat them. Plus, all players receive a diamond toilet paper roll upon joining because we believe in living a life of luxury, even in the virtual world. So come join us and say goodbye to single ply toilet paper forever!

VeggieCraft: No More Meat!

cholesterol levels, cholesterol management, cholesterol reduction, health benefits, Healthy Eating, heart health, LDL cholesterol, meat, meat substitutes, nutrition, plant based diet, plant-based alternatives, plant-based lifestyle, plant-based nutrition, plant-based proteins, study, sustainable eating, total cholesterol, vegetarian diet, VeggieCraft, weight, weight loss

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	419
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Divine Spears Created:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

so, like, u know how u wanna be all healthy and stuff but u also wanna play minecraft all day? well, dis server is da answer to ur prayers! we got all da plant-based alternatives u need to reduce ur total cholesterol, LDL cholesterol, and even lose some weight while u build ur epic minecraft creations! join us and become the healthiest minecraft player ever! plus, we got a secret potion dat makes u run faster than a speeding bullet in da game! u won’t find dat anywhere else, trust me. so come on, join us and let’s get fit and build some crazy stuff together!