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Razor’s Edge: Crafty Mistakes

cognitive bias, complex systems, Crafty, data analysis, edge, empirical evidence, Hypothesis Testing, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, Modeling, Occam’s razor, Ockham’s razor, parsimony, Razors, research methodology, Scientific community, Scientific method, scientific modeling, scientific research, scientific theories, scientists, Simplicity, statistical analysis

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9148
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

hey u! ya u! u lookin for a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well look no further cuz we got the craziest, most epic server in alllllll of minecraft land!

imagine this: u log on and ur immediately greeted by a giant talking pig wearing a top hat. he takes u on a tour of the server, showing u all the insane builds and mini-games we got goin on. but wait, it gets better!

we have a secret underground lair where u can battle zombie chickens and ride on flying llamas. not to mention the diamond armor dispensers that rain from the sky every hour on the hour.

oh, and did i mention the disco party every friday night? we got DJs spinning sick beats and fireworks shooting off in every direction. it’s lit, fam.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the madness for urself. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention we have free cake for all new players? yeah, it’s that awesome.

Lords of Soot

1.16.5, AE2, agricraft, cold war, Create, Custom Modpack, Diplomacy, farmers delight, Geopolitical, Immersive Engineering, immersive vehicles, Lords, megaprojects, Mekanism, Modded, Nations, PvP, railroading, Roleplay, semi anarchy, Soot, terraforged, TesseractHosting, War, Xnet

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5547
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Lords Of Soot Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Modded Survival
Framework	Nations/Semi-Anarchy with light geopolitical roleplay
Main Mods	Create, Immersive Engineering, Mekanism, Agricraft, Farmer’s Delight, Immersive Vehicles, Railroading, AE2, Xnet
Map	Generated by Terraforged, featuring tall mountain ranges, wide rivers, and scenic vistas

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How long has Lords Of Soot been running?

Lords Of Soot has been running for nearly five years.

2. What is the server IP?

The server IP is mc.lordsofsoot.tesseracthosting.com:23001

3. Can I download the modpack?

Yes, the modpack can be found on CurseForge here.

4. Is there a map of the server available?

Yes, you can view the server map on bluemap.

5. How can I join the Discord server?

You can join the Discord server here.

Epic Block Adventures 1.21.3

1.21.3, Adventures, BLOCK, Epic

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9415
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Votes:	6747
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you wanna snooze? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. It’s like a psychedelic trip mixed with a blocky paradise. Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and let your inner crazy block builder run wild!

BabyShowerBounceOut

baby shower, BabyShowerBounceOut, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, disagreement, Diversity, family, inclusion, leaving early, offensive comments, racism, relationships, Respect, sister, social norms, Stereotypes, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, VALUES

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5493
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Zombie Dances:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time filled with drama and family feuds! Just like Jenna and Lauren, you’ll experience intense moments that will leave you questioning your relationships. Build your own virtual baby shower and see if you can avoid making offensive comments and stereotypes like Lauren. Will you stand up for what’s right like Jenna, or will you stir up trouble like Lauren? Join now for a chance to navigate through awkward family gatherings and maybe even spark a virtual sibling rivalry!

CondimentCraft SMP

condiment, CondimentCraft, dinner table, flavor, Food, garlic, Herbs, hot sauce, ketchup, Mayonnaise, Mustard, onion, Pepper, Salsa, salt, Sauce, Seasoning, smp, soy sauce, spices, Sriracha, Vinegar

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7250
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Buildings Constructed:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and a stack of golden apples. They were so OP that they defeated the Ender Dragon with just one punch! True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, every player gets their own pet dragon that they can ride into battle. And every full moon, a herd of flying pigs descends from the sky, dropping rare loot for everyone to grab. It’s like a bacon-filled treasure hunt!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who needs ketchup or mustard when you can have a side of chaos with every meal? Let’s get this bread, gamers!

CraftySocialTipz

advice, algorithm, Audience, Authenticity, branding, Community Building, Consistency, Content Creation, CraftySocialTipz, Digital Marketing, ENGAGEMENT, growth, internet, networking, online presence, Platform, social media, strategy, success, tip, VISIBILITY

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9376
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Animals Bred:	157
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about social media drama again! Our server is like a virtual paradise where you can escape from the real world and build your own empire. Need a break from all the online trolls and haters? Come join us and let your creativity run wild! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who are plotting to take over the world…but shh, that’s just between us 😉 So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there!

PalestinianCraft2020

activism, Backlash, Cancel, controversy, decision, discrimination, education, foreign policy, free speech, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, international students, Middle East conflict, PalestinianCraft2020, policy, Political, pro-Palestinian protesters, student visas, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	725
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

so like, if you wanna avoid the drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we don’t care about politics or visas or any of that nonsense. we just want to build cool stuff and have fun! plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the best loot. trust me, you won’t find that on any other server. so come on over and let’s craft some epic adventures together!

Disappointed Peaceful Table

Communication, compromise, conflict management, Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution strategies, conflict resolution techniques, Disappointed, Disappointment, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family dynamics, interpersonal skills., keeping the peace, Négotiation, Peaceful, Peacekeeping, problem solving, relationships, resolution, Table, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5306
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Crops Grown:	4655
Secret Passages Found:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the macarena. we got creepers that tell dad jokes and zombies that breakdance.

if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with diamonds raining from the sky and unlimited cake for days. we have a secret underground base where llamas run the show and chickens ride around on pigs.

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play hide and seek. we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and a lava parkour course that will make you question your sanity.

come join us for a wild ride of chaos and laughter. just remember, “keeping the peace” means somebody leaves the table with a side of disappointment.

Crafty Love Connection

bond strengthening, Clarity, Communication, Connection, Crafty, emotional intimacy, interpersonal connection, love, meaning in life, mutual understanding, personal growth, psychological well-being, purpose, relationship dynamics, relationship satisfaction, romantic relationships, sense-making, shared experiences, shared reality, study findings, trust building, uncertainty reduction, world around them

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5171
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Crops Grown:	9039	Star Shards Collected:	191
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to feel like u in a romantic relationship with ur minecraft server? well, do i have the place for u! this server is all about that shared reality, man. when u and ur fellow players have that mutual understanding, it’s like u completing each other’s sentences, but in minecraft.

u won’t feel uncertain about anything on this server, cuz we all in this together, building and crafting and laughing our way to victory. and let me tell u, when u log off, u gonna feel like u have more meaning in ur life. u gonna be like, “wow, i really did something today in that minecraft server. i am fulfilled.”

plus, the stories on this server are wild, man. like, one time, we had a player who built a giant rollercoaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. it was insane, but also kinda beautiful in a weird way. u never know what u gonna find on this server, but u know it’s gonna be epic.

so come join us, and let’s create our own shared reality in the world of minecraft. together, we can conquer anything and everything. also, there’s free cake. who doesn’t love free cake?

What is the IP for VALORANT Champions Tour EMEA Minecraft Server?

Champions, EMEA, Minecraft, Server, Tour, VALORANT

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3145
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Potions Brewed:	92
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

The VALORANT Champions Tour EMEA is a premier esports tournament featuring the top teams from Europe, the Middle East, and Africa competing in Riot Games’ popular tactical first-person shooter game, VALORANT. The tournament provides a platform for teams to showcase their skills and compete for a spot in the global VALORANT Champions Tour. With high stakes and intense competition, the VALORANT Champions Tour EMEA is a must-watch event for esports fans around the world.

KAGAYAKI

Cheating, client side mods, collaboration, crafting tweaks, Datapacks, Discord, Dynmaps, Griefing, hermitcraft, HermitCraft style, KAGAYAKI, Minecarts, Mods, NA West, Plugins, PvP, QoL features, rules, smp, stealing, tectonic terrain generation, Timber, Vanilla structures

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9448
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3922	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Void Armor Forged:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Server Overview:

Server Name	KAGAYAKI – Vanilla+ SMP
Server Focus	Community-driven Vanilla gameplay
Server Features	Improved vanilla structures, tectonic terrain generation, improved minecarts, crafting tweaks, and more
Discord	Join the Discord
Rules	Age 18+ ONLY No Cheating or Exploiting No Griefing or Stealing Respectful Behavior Client Side Mods Allowed

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without any mods?	Yes, you don’t need to install any mods to play on this server.
What version is the server running on?	Version 1.21.4
Are client-side mods allowed?	Yes, mods like Sodium, Iris, Xaero’s Map, etc., are allowed.
What are some server-specific datapacks and plugins?	Vanilla Tweaks: Crafting Tweaks and more Improved Minecarts Dungeons and Taverns Tectonic terrain generation True Ending: Better Ender Dragon Fight Plugins: Dynmaps – [Link to Dynmap] Image2map – Insert custom images into the game

Mystic Rye Isles 1.21.4

1.21.4, AMBITION, aspirations, career, catwalk, confusion, contemplation, Decision making, Designer, fashion, goals, introspection, Isles, MODEL, mystic, runway, rye, self reflection, Style, success, Thoughts, trend, uncertainty

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	417
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mines Excavated:	4089
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! This place is crazier than a llama on roller skates, I’m telling you. Like, we’ve got pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. It’s a total mind-bender, man.

And don’t even get me started on the players here. They’re like a bunch of deranged unicorns on a sugar high, I swear. You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a giant chicken invasion or a dance party in the Nether. It’s pure chaos, and it’s freaking awesome.

So, like, what are you waiting for, dude? Come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared to question your sanity every step of the way.

Granny’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Asshole, BLOCK, children, choose, cringe, DECIDE, endearing, family, grandchildren, Grandma, Grannys, Honey, husband, Minecraft, Mother, name.., odd, Party, pet name, Romantic, Server, Siblings, Unique, weird

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8307
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Potions Brewed:	89	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old grandma names like Nana or Granny? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can join a family where the grandma insists on being called “Honey”! That’s right, forget about traditional names, we’re all about being uniquely different here.

Join us and witness the sweetest grandma in Minecraft history, who will shower her grandkids with love and affection just like honey. And if you think it’s odd, well, that just adds to the fun! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of a family where the grandma’s nickname is as sweet as honey?

So come on, join our server and experience the most honey-filled family dynamics you’ve ever seen. And remember, on our server, grandma always knows best, even if her choice of name is a bit… unconventional.

BabyNameRoastCraft

#kickback, aita, Baby name, BabyNameRoastCraft, Backpedal, Banjo Fox, Friend, genshin impact, hurt, invite, LAUGHING, middle school, mutual friend, overreacting, Pregnant, reaction, reasonable, Rude, Skyrim, tea, Upset, Zephyr Rocket

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	468
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	22	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Magic Items Found:	3537

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where baby names from Genshin Impact and Skyrim are not only accepted but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as we name our virtual babies Zephyr Rocket and Banjo Fox. Who needs traditional names when you can have names straight out of a fantasy game?

But be warned, laughing at these epic names may result in being uninvited to virtual kickbacks. Our community takes baby naming very seriously, so be prepared to embrace the madness or face the consequences. Are you ready to join us on this hilarious journey of outrageous baby names and virtual drama? Let the fun begin!

CancerFreeDicks Minecraft SMP

Cancer, Cancer prevention, CancerFreeDicks, condom use, genital warts, hpv, HPV awareness, HPV education, HPV testing, HPV transmission, HPV vaccination, male reproductive health, Medical research, men’s sexual health, mens health, Minecraft, penile cancer, preventive healthcare, public health, sexually transmitted infections, smp, STD prevention, testing solution

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1493
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	154	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit 🔥! We have a secret mission to find a testing solution for penises because apparently, they can transmit HPV even with a condom 😱. Like, what even is that logic? But hey, we’re on a quest to save the world one penis at a time 🍆💪. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself is lurking around, looking for his lost diamond pickaxe. So, like, join us and help us find the ultimate testing solution while dodging creepy ghost dudes. It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me 🤪.

Players:	108/100	Votes:	5404
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Dragon Eggs Found:	3742
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	29