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HateCraftHideout

against the grain, ANNOYING, contrary, despise, detest, dislike, dissenting, HateCraftHideout, hyped up, loathed, Mainstream, not a fan, not for me, not impressed, not my thing, Overrated, pet peeve, underwhelmed, unimpressed, unpopular, unpopular opinion

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1435
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dimension Hops:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your builds and ruining your day? Do you dream of a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your pixelated prayers!

Join us on our server where the grass is always greener, the cows are always dancing, and the zombies have impeccable manners. Our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of building upside down houses and riding pigs into battle.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots and talking sheep. Will you be brave enough to uncover its mysteries and claim the ultimate treasure?

So if you’re ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life, join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by TNT-wielding chickens). Trust us, once you join, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again!

BlockBuster Minecraft Server

activism, blockbuster, Community, crime, discrimination, international relations, Justice, Military, Minecraft, okinawa, Peace, protest, Rally, Safety, Server, sexual assaults, Social Issues, solidarity, Support, U.S. servicemen, Victims, violence, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1834
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Villages Defended:	13	New Chunks Explored:	438977
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

lol come join our minecraft server where we fight off sexual assaults by creepers and zombies, just like the okinawans fighting off u.s. servicemen! our community is strong and we protect each other like diamond armor, so come join us and be a hero in the virtual world! plus, our pigs can fly and our chickens lay golden eggs, so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the craziest adventure ever!

TaiwanCraft: Hypersonic Missiles!

Advanced weaponry, Asia-Pacific security, Beijing, Chinese threat, defense systems, east asia, geopolitical tensions, hypersonic, hypersonic missiles, military advancements, military strategy, military technology, missile capabilities, missile defense, missile development, missile technology, Missiles, national defense, regional conflict, taiwan, Taiwan defense, Taiwan news, TaiwanCraft

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2915
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Magic Items Found:	3101	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Mines Excavated:	1022	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

lol this server is like taiwan building hypersonic missiles that can hit beijing but in minecraft form! come join us for some epic pvp battles and crazy adventures. we have secret bases, hidden treasures, and even a dragon that shoots rainbow lasers. you never know what you’ll find in our world, so come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos!

SpankCraft: Parental Struggles

acceptable discipline, American parents, child behavior, child discipline, child rearing, conflicting views, Cultural differences, disciplinary actions, discipline methods, family dynamics, hitting children, hitting pets, Parental, parental attitudes, parenting beliefs, pet behavior, pet discipline, pet ownership, physical punishment, research findings, SpankCraft, spanking, Struggles

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6431
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Magic Items Found:	3602	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	5

so, liek, u kno wat wud be way bettr than hittin kids or pets? joinin dis amazin minecraft server! we gotz so much fun stuff goin on, u wont even hav time to think bout spankin anythin!

we gotz a secret world where u can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy clouds, itz so magical u wont evn believe it! and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon dat breathes glitter!

plus, our community is so chill and friendly, u wont evn hav to worry bout any drama or haters. we all just here to have a good time and build epic castles together.

so, forget bout spankin kids or pets, come join our crazy minecraft server and let ur imagination run wild!

Please hop on our server! [anarchy]

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Battles, building, Challenges, Community, Competition, Conflicts, Dynamic world, Events, evolve, Exploration, growth, Hop, Immersive, Lore, multiplayer, PvP, Server, smp, Survival, Treasures

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1515
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Zombie Dances:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	StripesSMP.minehut.gg
Description	Welcome to our brand-new public Minecraft server, designed to bring an exciting mix of survival, community building, and epic conflicts!
Starting Biome	Jungle/Grasslands
Current Players	3 active players

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply enter the server IP “StripesSMP.minehut.gg” in the Minecraft multiplayer server list and join.

Q: What can I expect when I first join the server?

A: You will spawn in a jungle/grasslands biome near a small village that can serve as a base of operations.

Q: Can I play solo or do I need to join a team?

A: You can play solo or join a team. The choice is yours!

Q: Are there plans to add more features to the server in the future?

A: Yes, as the server grows, we plan to introduce more features, events, and lore to enhance the player experience.

Eternal Void Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Afterlife, bread and circuses, Christianity, coping with reality, divine hiddenness, ETERNAL, European domination, existential angst, existentialism, gender dynamics, God is dead, hedonism, material goods, Medieval Times, nihilism, philosophy, Political, Problem of evil, Realms, Science, Void, white privilege, will to power

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4149
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Yo, listen up homies! Are you tired of feeling like the world is going to sh*t and there’s no hope left for us white dudes? Are you sick of God being dead and science taking over everything? Well, do I have the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness where you can escape from the harsh realities of life and just have a good time building and exploring. Forget about all that existential angst and join us for some epic adventures in a world where anything is possible. Who needs bread and circuses when you have a blocky paradise waiting for you? So, why not take a break from it all and join our server today? Let’s build a new world together, one block at a time!

WeirdoSteveMC SMP

Bullied, different from others, eccentric student, LONER, misunderstood, nonconformist, odd personality, offbeat sense of humor, outcasted individual, outlandish fashion, Outsider, peculiar mannerisms, quirky habits, School, smp, social outcast, strange behavior, unconventional style, unique interests, unusual hobbies, weird kid, WeirdoSteveMC

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9193
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	43

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP that is literally the most insane thing ever. Like, you know how there’s always that one weird kid at school? Well, this server is like if that weird kid was a Minecraft server. It’s so weird, but in a good way, you know?

First of all, the admins are like these crazy geniuses who have created the most chaotic and hilarious world ever. Like, there’s this one time where they turned all the pigs into flying llamas and everyone had to ride them to get around. It was so random and hilarious, I couldn’t stop laughing.

And the players on this server are just as weird as the admins. Like, there’s this one guy who built a giant toilet house and only communicates in fart noises. And another player who wears a chicken suit all the time and only speaks in chicken puns. It’s so ridiculous, but that’s what makes it so fun.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity and have you laughing until you cry, then you have to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the weirdest, most outrageous adventures of your life.

CraftyCampusFun

campus, Challenges, Classes, college, CraftyCampusFun, education, Experience, extracurricular activities, Friends, growth, INDEPENDENCE, learning, Memories, opportunities, personal development, Professors, responsibilities, social life, Student Life, studying, success

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4567
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Falling into the Void:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring lectures and endless assignments in college? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon. Who needs a degree when you can have a diamond pickaxe and a pet creeper? Say goodbye to student loans and hello to building your dream castle in the sky. So why waste your time in a stuffy classroom when you can join us for the ultimate adventure in blocky paradise? Let’s craft some memories together!

ERROR 555 Minecraft server

Account.., banner, Community, Creative, description, ERROR 555, Gaming, GIF, java, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, OWNER, PC, Popular, Server, Server List, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7285
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Emeralds Found:	9270	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4

The owner of the server “ERROR 555” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

err0rw0rld.aternos.me:20258

Dungeon SMP

Adventure, Classes, Discord, dsmp, Dungeon, endless dungeon, Fallen Gods, FANTASY, Grinding, Lore, mmo, mmorpg, multiplayer, rooms, RPG, Secrets, serpent, Server, smp, Undead, Unique

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4401
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	221419	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Dungeon SMP – The Endless Dungeon

Are you looking for a unique SMP that has never been seen before? The Dungeon SMP is a MMO/RPG/SMP based in an endless expanding dungeon with different rooms and hidden secrets. There are many different classes- you can be anything from a Serpent to an Undead. Don’t forget the lore of the Fallen Gods… As long as you’ve been grinding you can become strong. Join DSMP today!

https://discord.gg/AsEPmhTfsc

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Dungeon SMP?	Dungeon SMP is a MMO/RPG/SMP based in an endless expanding dungeon with different rooms and hidden secrets.
What classes are available?	There are many different classes such as Serpent, Undead, and more.
What is the lore of the Fallen Gods?	The lore of the Fallen Gods is a key aspect of the server, providing depth to the world and story.
How can I become strong in Dungeon SMP?	By grinding and exploring the dungeon, you can level up and become stronger in the game.

UrbanCrafters 1.20.1

1.20.1, 3s, a2, a3, capcom pro tour, Capcom Pro Tour 2024, CVS2, Fightcade, Fightcade Play, Fighting Game, Fighting Game Glossary, frame data, High level replays, Mai Teaser Trailer, New Balance Update, sfg, st, street fighter, Street Fighter 6 Frame Data, Street Fighter General, SuperCombo Wiki, UrbanCrafters, Year 2 Character Reveal Trailer

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7963
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
New Chunks Explored:	506706	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Yo, have you seen the teaser trailer for this Minecraft server? It’s like watching a cat try to play Street Fighter 6, hilarious! And guess what? They just dropped a new balance update that will make you question your existence.

Oh, and did you hear about the Year 2 Character Reveal Trailer? It’s so epic, it will make you want to build a house out of diamond blocks in Minecraft.

Plus, the official Capcom Pro Tour 2024 website is live on this server. You can watch high-level replays that will make you scream “Hadouken” in your sleep.

And don’t even get me started on the Street Fighter 6 Frame Data. It’s like trying to figure out how to craft a diamond sword in Minecraft, but way more intense.

Join this server now and become a Minecraft Street Fighter master. It’s like Fightcade, but with creepers and zombies. Don’t miss out on the fun, or you’ll regret it more than a creeper explosion in your base.

CraftyFlicksMC

action, Behavior, Censorship, cinematic liberties, comedy, CraftyFlicksMC, Drama, Entertainment, escapism, Ethics, FANTASY, Fiction, moral dilemmas, movies, Real Life, romance, societal norms, Suspense, taboo, thrillers, violence

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4896
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Towns Built:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Mythical Quests Completed:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can live out all your wildest movie fantasies? Look no further! On our server, you can do all the things that are totally okay in movies but definitely not in real life. Want to jump off a cliff and survive without a scratch? Go for it! Feel like blowing up a building just for fun? No problem! Our server is the place where you can let your imagination run wild and do all the crazy things you’ve always wanted to do but know you shouldn’t in real life. So come join us and let the madness begin!

MurderCraft: Trini Emergency

caribbean, crime, Crime Prevention, crime rate, Crisis, emergency, emergency declaration, emergency measures, escalating violence, Government, Homicide, homicide rate, law enforcement, MurderCraft, Murders, national security, Public Safety, Safety, SECURITY, state of emergency, trini, Trinidad and Tobago, violence

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4401
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Void Armor Forged:	22
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, TRINIDAD AND TOBAGO BE LIKE “WE NEED A STATE OF EMERGENCY FOR ALL THE MURDERS…BUT FIRST, LET’S PLAY SOME MINECRAFT!” JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC BUILD BATTLES AND SURVIVAL MODE MADNESS. WHO NEEDS REAL LIFE DRAMA WHEN YOU CAN HAVE VIRTUAL CHAOS? COME ON, YOU KNOW YOU WANNA ESCAPE THE REAL WORLD AND DIVE INTO OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER. PLUS, WE HAVE PLENTY OF VIRTUAL SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS TO CHEER YOU UP AFTER HEARING ABOUT ALL THOSE MURDERS. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN, JOIN NOW!

High Beams Havoc – Minecraft Server

Automotive Industry, beams, blinding lights, bright headlights, car accessories, car lights, car maintenance, car problems, car safety, driving at night, HALOGEN, Havoc, headlights technology, HIGH, high beam etiquette, high beams, Minecraft, night driving, old car, road etiquette, road safety, road visibility, Server, traffic safety, VISIBILITY

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8553
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3450
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Animals Bred:	150	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to always use high beams on your car! why? because the mobs are scared of the bright lights and will run away from you faster than you can say “creeper!” plus, our diamond ore is so shiny, you’ll need those high beams to see it clearly! and don’t worry about other players getting mad at you for blinding them, they’ll thank you for the extra light while they mine for gold. so come on over to our server and let your high beams shine bright like a diamond!

Portal Message Billing Fun

billing, billing patients, billing system, Communication, decrease volume, digital health, ease physician workload, Fun, Healthcare, healthcare costs, Mayo Clinic study, medical billing, Message, messaging platform, patient care, patient communication, patient engagement, patient-initiated messages, physician efficiency, Portal, portal messages, Program, Technology, telemedicine

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7858
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Void Armor Forged:	20
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ores Mined:	7662
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Volcanoes Explored:	2

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we bill players for using the portal messages! like, who even does that?? but it totally works cuz it decreases the message volume and makes life easier for the physicians, apparently.

imagine getting charged for sending a message in minecraft, that’s some next level stuff right there. but hey, it’s all in the name of science, right? Mayo Clinic did a study and everything, so you know it’s legit.

so come on over and experience the thrill of paying to send a message in a virtual world. who knows, maybe you’ll even get a discount if you mention this totally real and not made up study. see you there, maybe.

Players:	96/200	Votes:	653
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Votes:	5814	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4