SisSassCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LottoBFFs Minecraft SMP

Blessing, charitable giving, dream come true, Family Support, financial assistance, Financial Security, Financial Stability, financial windfall, Generosity, gratefulness, helping others, Kindness, life-changing opportunity, lottery winner, LottoBFFs, loved ones, Making A Difference, Minecraft, sharing the wealth, smp, Support, unexpected wealth

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8787
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6737	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Emeralds Found:	1381
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server everrrr. We have like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret base full of enchanted golden apples. And get this, the owner is a talking llama who can shoot lasers out of its eyes!

If you join, you’ll be part of the coolest gang of players who go on crazy adventures to find the rarest blocks in the game. I once saw someone ride a pig off a cliff and land in a pool of lava, but they survived because they had a magic potion that turned them into a fireproof chicken. It was wild, man.

So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this insane server? You’ll never be bored again, I promise. Plus, if you win the lottery, we’ll all help you spend your winnings on building a giant statue of a creeper made entirely out of emeralds. It’ll be LEGENDARY, bro. So come join us and let’s conquer Minecraft together! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life 🤪🤑🔥

OldNetCraft

Angelfire, aol, Chat Rooms, cyber culture, dial-up, digital memories, early online experiences, early websites, floppy disks, Geocities, irc, message boards, myspace, Netscape Navigator, Nostalgia, OldNetCraft, retro technology, slow connections, vintage internet, web rings, Yahoo Messenger

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3910
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Emeralds Found:	1096	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6575
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Remember the good ol’ days of the Internet when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing creepers.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in our virtual realm. Rumor has it he’s just looking for a buddy to play mini-games with and share some enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! We also have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot that only the bravest adventurers can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the pixelated madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little).

HaitiCraft2024

2024.., border control, caribbean, deportation, deportation consequences, deportation laws, deportation process, deportation statistics, deported, discrimination, Dominican Republic, government policy, Haitians, HaitiCraft2024, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, international relations, Migration, Refugee Crisis, Social Issues, undocumented immigrants

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1579
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Farms Harvested:	547	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE DEPORTATION LIKE A PRO! WE GOT MORE THAN 276,000 HAITIANS READY TO BUILD SOME EPIC HOUSES AND SLAY SOME ZOMBIES!

COME JOIN US AND BUILD A FORTRESS SO STRONG, EVEN THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC CAN’T DEPORT YOU!

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND DIAMONDS THAT SHINE BRIGHTER THAN YOUR FUTURE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE SOME MINECRAFT MAGIC HAPPEN!

Nano Pore DiagCraft

Accuracy, Capture, current tests, developed, DiagCraft, diagnose, Diagnosis, efficiency, Faster, Healthcare, illnesses, innovation, Medical, molecules, Nano, nanopore, Pore, Precision, research, scientists, Signals, Technology, tool

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5085
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we have developed a nano-pig-based tool that can diagnose your minecraft character’s illnesses faster than a speeding arrow! imagine the precision of a diamond sword but with the power of capturing signals from individual minecraft molecules!

we have crazy stories of players being diagnosed with “creeperitis” and “enderdragon fever” but fear not, our nano-pig tool can cure them all! join us for a wild ride of medical mayhem and pixelated pandemonium!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s battle illness one block at a time!

What is the IP for TechyCrew Minecraft Server?

Among us, among us roles, fortnite, fortnite creative, Minecraft, roblox, Server, techy, Techy Roblox, TechyCrew

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5722
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

TechyCrew is a technology-focused company that specializes in providing innovative solutions for businesses and individuals. With a team of experienced professionals, TechyCrew offers services such as software development, web design, cybersecurity solutions, and IT consulting. Their mission is to empower clients with cutting-edge technology to help them thrive in the digital age.

SCP: SITE-19 Roleplay Vanilla Java

Chaos Insurgency, Chat, Discord, Events, facility, foundation, growth, java, Lag, Longplay, navigation, OWNER, Ping, player-SCPs, Roleplay, S-NAV, Scp, Server, Site19, surface, Tasks, Underground, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4525
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76

SITE-19 Roleplay Server

“SITE-19” is just released minecraft RP server, in which you will be able to play as possibly any member of the SCP Foundation, and groups of interest, such as Chaos Insurgency. Variety of events will be hosted, on yet largest minecraft SCP-Themed project, featuring 3.5km2 underground facility, and LARGE surface area. Everything will be hosted on paid off by owner server on vanilla, meaning no lag or ping spikes! (Message from owner: Please join I put my soul into this.) Help the server grow, and join our server to chat with like-minded people, and soon, we plan to organize longplay full site roleplay session, where we will also have player-SCPs and interesting tasks!

Discord Server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server running on vanilla Minecraft?	Yes, the server is running on vanilla Minecraft.
What are some of the groups of interest I can play as?	You can play as members of the SCP Foundation, Chaos Insurgency, and more.
Is there any lag or ping spikes on the server?	No, the server is paid off by the owner, ensuring smooth gameplay without lag or spikes.
Are there plans for organized roleplay sessions?	Yes, there are plans for longplay full site roleplay sessions with player-SCPs and interesting tasks.

WildCrafted Realms 1.21

daily habits, efficiency, goal-setting, long tail tags, organization, Prioritization, productivity, rAw TiMe, rAw TiMe tags, Realms, Routines, Scheduling, task management, time allocation, time awareness, time blocking, time efficiency, Time management, time optimization, time tracking, time utilization, WildCrafted

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4198
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Divine Spears Created:	25
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8701
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Alien Abductions:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind into a million pieces and then put it back together with rainbow duct tape? Well, look no further than this absolute madhouse of a server!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, and trust me, you’ll be shaking a lot of sticks because the mobs on this server are no joke. They’ll make you question your existence and why you ever thought playing on a vanilla server was a good idea.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is like a dysfunctional family that you never knew you needed. From the crazy builders to the PvP maniacs, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the rAw TiMe of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

NoMomNoPlayMC

aita, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, discipline, Etiquette, Friend, guest behavior, house rules, Kids, Manners, mom, NoMomNoPlayMC, overreaction, parenting, play date, Respect, Social Skills

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3946
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	17	Dragons Tamed:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Dimension Hops:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Love Letters Sent:	10
Holy Grails Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where pizza-hating kids run amok, play fighting leads to broken vases, and Roblox reigns supreme. Our server is like a virtual reality version of that crazy playdate gone wrong, but with creepers and zombies thrown into the mix.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of trying to keep up with unruly kids while also fending off virtual monsters? It’s a chaotic adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for flying chicken nuggets and watch your back for any rogue play fighters. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

DerpyCraft – Where Everyone Looks Stupid!

DerpyCraft, stupid

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5563
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Towns Built:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	99
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Trying to build a dirt house in Minecraft! But fear not, on our server, we have banned dirt houses because we believe in luxury living for all players. Join us and build your mansion in the sky, complete with diamond floors and emerald chandeliers. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you mine for diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” So come on, join us and experience the high life in Minecraft like never before!

SpyCraft: Fishermen’s Find

Find, Fishermens, Spycraft

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8817
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	30	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

come join our minecraft server where we have SUSPECTED CHINESE UNDERWATER SPY DRONES swimming around in our virtual oceans! fisherman have found them off the coast of the PHILIPPINES and now they’re causing chaos in our blocky world! join us for the chance to uncover their secrets and maybe even ride them like a submarine! who needs regular old dolphins when you can have underwater spies, amirite? dive in and join the madness today!

Sea Level Survival

#sustainability, adaptation, Biodiversity, climate change, coastal areas, conservation, Decline, ecological impact, ecosystem, Environmental Science, future projections, global warming, habitat loss, High marsh habitats, LEVEL, marine ecosystems, mitigation, Report, researchers, sea, Sea Level Rise, Survival, urgent action

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4776
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Buildings Constructed:	36	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Towns Built:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2

LOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be savin’ da high marsh habitats from sinkin’ into da ocean like a soggy cookie! We be buildin’ all sorts of wacky contraptions to stop dat sea-level rise, like giant sponges and magical water-proof walls.

If you join dis server, you get a special power to control da tides and make da ocean do yo biddin’. You can even ride on da back of a sea turtle and explore da depths of da underwater world. Plus, we be havin’ epic battles with evil sea monsters tryin’ to flood our land. It’s a wild ride, my dudes!

So come on over and help us save da high marsh habitats before they disappear faster than a creeper in da sunlight. Let’s show Mother Nature who’s boss and have a blast doin’ it!

SvSurvival

Active, Community, Create, Discord, Empty, Friendly, generation, Ip:, java, Join, Minecraft, Popularity, Semi Vanilla, Server, Small, SvSurvival, Teams, Terralith, Tiny, Vanilla, weekends, Word Of Mouth

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2470
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
New Chunks Explored:	71023	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

SvSurvival Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.4, Java
Server Type	Vanilla Minecraft with Terralith generation
Community Size	Small
Teams	Few teams available for joining or creating your own
Community Description	Tiny friendly community aiming to grow through word of mouth
Server Activity	More active on weekends
IP	svsurvival.feathermc.gg
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is this a modded server?	No, it is a vanilla server with Terralith generation.
How can I join a team?	You can either join an existing team or create your own team on the server.
When is the server most active?	The server is more active during weekends.
Is the community friendly?	Yes, we have a tiny friendly community on the server.
Can I invite friends to join?	Yes, feel free to spread the popularity of the server by word of mouth.

Crafted Realm 1.21

armor, color, Correction, crafted, editing, English language, error, extra u, grammar, Language, language learning, misspelling, mistake, proofreading, Realm, spelling error, typo, vocabulary, Word, Writing

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7809
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5594	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this wacky Minecraft server, bruh! We got all the crazy stuff you could ever imagine, like armuor and coluor! Yeah, you heard me right, we like to keep things extra British around here, just to mess with your head, haha!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a trippy acid trip, man. You’ll be questioning reality and your own existence while building epic structures and battling mobs. It’s like Inception meets Minecraft, bro!

So come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let the madness begin! You won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

HangryHub Minecraft Server

Accommodation, Argument, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Crohn’s disease, DISRESPECTFUL, HangryHub, IBD, Marriage, marriage problems, meat eater, Minecraft, money earner, new year’s eve, omnivore diet, regret, relationship, Server, stay at home wife, ungrateful husband, Vegetarian, vegetarian meals

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6236
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	255
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Potions Brewed:	193
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any ungrateful meat-eating husbands like the one in this story!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can focus on building your dream world without any annoying spouses demanding meat dishes.

Explore our vast virtual world and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a disrespectful husband when you can join a community of fellow gamers who share your love for Minecraft?

So come on, leave the drama behind and join our server for a fun and drama-free gaming experience. Who knows, you might even find a virtual spouse who appreciates your vegetarian cooking skills!

CraftyBFs – AITA? Ozempic

advice, aita, Apology, Boyfriend, Communication, CraftyBFs, diet, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Lifestyle, long-term solution, medication, obesity, Offense, overweight, ozempic, reddit, relationship, Support, weight loss

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3655
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Potions Brewed:	175	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have more drama than a reality TV show!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through crazy relationship drama like never before. Witness epic battles between players over who should try ozempic first, and who should hit the gym instead. Will you choose sides or start your own drama-filled storyline?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where apologizing and expressing support is just the beginning. Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this wild Minecraft adventure!

Players:	103/600	Votes:	6037
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Buildings Constructed:	41	Dragons Tamed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5