SisSass Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	618
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Animals Bred:	37	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Farms Harvested:	379
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is the name of the game! Join us and experience the wild antics of players like my sister Gabby (20), who is a single mom of two kids with the most entitled attitude you’ve ever seen. She demands that men treat her like a princess and has a long list of requirements for potential suitors. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of players ready to call her out on her nonsense!

Witness the epic father’s day meal showdown where Gabby declares, “If he doesn’t have a BMW, I don’t want him,” only to be reminded that both of her baby daddies were losers who couldn’t even drive. And when she tries to raise her standards, chaos ensues as players like you get to watch the drama unfold in real-time.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a virtual world filled with family feuds, freeloading siblings, and food fights that would make a Minecraft creeper blush? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the insanity for yourself – join our server today and get ready for a wild ride!

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8693
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Crops Grown:	4687
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Potions Brewed:	174
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8225
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Animals Bred:	156
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Potions Brewed:	83
Gods Slained:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8783
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Buildings Constructed:	48
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Farms Harvested:	448	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1205
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	26

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3820
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	8937	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9729
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4270
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Chimeras Created:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Void Armor Forged:	20

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1187
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5867
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
New Chunks Explored:	469067	Farms Harvested:	789

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7853
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Towns Built:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	44	Divine Spears Created:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2407
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Animals Bred:	165	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7756
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1519
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5358
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6501
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	5868	Magic Items Found:	7473
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	211
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
New Chunks Explored:	245841	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Towns Built:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!