SisQuitDanceButImStillGoing | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoCashNoExecutorLOL

Asshole, decision, executor, executorship, family, Father, Financial, Grandchild, hurt, Inheritance, middle class, MILLIONAIRE, MONEY, Mother, NoCashNoExecutorLOL, relationship, Siblings, Support, thoughtless, ungrateful, Will

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7873
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of family drama and want to escape to a world where inheritance disputes don’t exist? Join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be inheriting is diamonds and emeralds!

We promise no awkward conversations about wills or who gets what. Instead, you can focus on building the craziest structures and battling mobs with your friends. Plus, our server is so wealthy that even Herobrine would be jealous.

So, leave the real world drama behind and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with fun and laughter. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and pig races? Join now and let the good times roll!

AttractionCraft SMP: The Coffee Shop

Arcade, Architecture, attraction, AttractionCraft, building, coffee, coffee shop, creativity, customer experience, design, Entertainment, experiential, food court, games, Immersive, innovation, leisure, luxury, Mall, Relaxation, Shop, shopping, smp, unlimited budget

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	664
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, one time, there was this player who joined and built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. It was wild, man!

But that’s not all, oh no. We also have this epic competition where you have to build the craziest attraction ever. Like, I’m talking a petting zoo with mutant animals or a haunted house with real ghosts. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe or something equally ridiculous.

And get this, money is no object on this server. You can build a freaking arcade with diamond-studded controllers or a coffee shop that serves potions instead of coffee. The possibilities are endless, bro!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary builder on this insane Minecraft SMP!

BlockPartyBlues

BlockPartyBlues, coping strategies, emotional well being, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health community, mental health counseling, mental health education, mental health management, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health services, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental health therapy, mental health tips, Mental Health Treatment, mental health wellness, post-event depression, self-care

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	630
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of feeling down after epic Minecraft battles and not knowing how to cope? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a team of virtual therapists ready to help you work through your post-event depression! Join us for some hilarious shenanigans, crazy adventures, and of course, some much-needed therapy sessions to keep your mental health in check. Who knew virtual block-building could be so therapeutic? Join now and say goodbye to post-event blues!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Attack, Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, International, Kursk school, KurskCraft, Military, Minecraft, News, Russian strike, school bombing, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War, world news

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1251
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Farms Harvested:	407
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got Russian strikes happening left and right, but don’t worry, it’s all in the game, bro! Ukraine be like “Four dead in Kursk school” but we be like “Four new players joinin’ our server, yassss!” Come join the chaos and build your own bomb shelter, just in case things get too real, ya know? Let’s turn tragedy into triumph, one block at a time!

CraftyRetaliationEU

CraftyRetaliationEU, diplomatic relations, economic sanctions, Economy, EU, european union, global market, Goods, import/export, international trade, negotiations, political tensions, potential conflict, protectionism, RETALIATION, Tariffs, trade policies, trade war, trump, united states, US

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5676
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

lol dis server is like a battle between countries but in minecraft lol like eu vs us but instead of tariffs its like building stuff and fighting with swords and bows lol. if u join u can be on team eu and help them retaliate against trump and his tariffs by building giant statues and castles to show ur power lol. or u can be on team us and try to stop eu from retaliating by building crazy defenses and traps to protect ur land lol. its like a never-ending war but with blocks and creepers lol. join now for the ultimate showdown in minecraft history lol.

TheOasis

application, collaborate, Community, Discord, Enhance, Events, facebook, grow, Interact, kick, Launch, Minecraft, Mods, Server, smp, Stream, Streamer, Support, TheOasis, tiktok, twitch, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2238
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0

TheOasis SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Minecraft SMP Server
Target Audience	Streamers of all sizes on all platforms
Age Requirement	18 years old or older
Server Experience	Mostly vanilla server with some mods
Launch Date	End of February 2025

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How can I apply to join TheOasis SMP server?

A: If you are an active streamer, simply share your streaming links. If you are new or returning to streaming, answer some simple questions through the application form provided.

Q: What platforms are supported for streamers on TheOasis SMP server?

A: All platforms including Twitch, Kick, TikTok, Facebook, and more are welcome.

Q: Will there be events hosted on the server for members?

A: Yes, events will be organized for members to come together and have a good time.

Q: How can I join TheOasis SMP Discord?

A: You can join TheOasis SMP Discord through the provided link: https://discord.com/invite/xsNkeJm9v9

Ethereal Realms 1.20.6

1.20.6, bruce jenner, discrimination, donald trump, Ellen Page, Ethereal, gender, Gender Identity, Hate Speech, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, national day, queer, Realms, Transgender, washroom

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7769
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as a gender reveal party at a daycare center? Well, look no further, because this server is the perfect place for you!

We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show starring a bunch of entitled celebrities. Join us and experience the chaos for yourself!

Our community is filled with all kinds of characters, from confused washroom wanderers to outspoken political enthusiasts. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of absurdity and unpredictability, then come join us on this Minecraft server. Just remember to leave your sanity at the door!

SlyFoxUnlabeled – Minecraft SMP

free-spirit, independent, individualistic, Minecraft, neutral, Nonbinary, nonconformist, open-minded, SlyFoxUnlabeled, smp, unaffiliated, unaligned, unallied, unassigned, unattached, unbranded, unclassified, uncommitted, Unconventional, undecided, undefined, untagged

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8054
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Potions Brewed:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! We got diamond armor for days, mobs dropping enchanted golden apples like it’s raining snacks, and the villagers are straight up party animals, I swear!

But the real reason you gotta join is because we have a secret underground base where we host weekly llama races. Yeah, you heard me right, LLAMA RACES! These bad boys are faster than a speeding minecart and cuter than a baby zombie in a pumpkin helmet.

Plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons to do our bidding, like we once had a dragon cook us breakfast burritos while we battled a horde of evil bunnies. It was wild, man.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can be yourself, whether you’re a blocky warrior, a redstone genius, or just a llama enthusiast, then come join us and let’s build some epic shenanigans together!

ChunkCraft SlimDown

ChunkCraft, Commitment, Communication, diet, Empathy, encouragement, Exercise, FITNESS, healthy lifestyle, love, motivation, nutrition, obese, Partners, patience, relationship, SlimDown, Support, teamwork, Understanding, weight loss, wellness

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4249
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Animals Bred:	89
Runes Activated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Towns Built:	3

Are you tired of carrying around extra weight on your shoulders? Well, on our Minecraft server, we support our players in losing weight by making them mine for diamonds all day long! Who needs a gym membership when you can just dig for precious gems in a virtual world?

Join us and watch as your character sheds those pounds while you build epic structures and battle mobs. Plus, our community of supportive players will cheer you on every step of the way – because nothing says motivation like a group of pixelated friends rooting for you!

So come on, partner up with us on this weight loss journey and let’s mine our way to a healthier, happier you!

KremlinCraft: Drone Strikes & Refineries

Attack, bloomberg, Conflict, Crisis, DiSRuPtiON, drone, ENERGY, fuel output, Geopolitics, global economy, KremlinCraft, Military, News, OIL INDUSTRY, refineries, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, strikes, supply chain, Ukrainian drones, uncertainty

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4703
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Gods Slained:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

LOLZ JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE UKRAINIAN DRONES HIT THREE KEY REFINERIES BUT IN A FUN WAY! RUSHIAN FUEL OUTPUT IN DOUBT BUT NOT OUR FUN! WE GOT EXPLOSIVE PVP BATTLES AND BUILDING CONTESTS THAT WILL BLOW YO MIND! JOIN NOW TO EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM, YOLO!

Disrespectful Agree Craft

agree, Agreement, civility, Communication, communication skills, compromise, conflict management, Conflict Resolution, Craft, debate, dialogue, differing opinions, disagreement, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful agreement, healthy debate, Manners, mutual respect, perspective, relationships, respectful disagreement, tolerance, Understanding

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5645
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Void Armor Forged:	28	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Farms Harvested:	782	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU RICHER THAN A LEPRECHAUN ON STEROIDS.

ALSO, OUR MODS ARE LIKE NINJAS ON SPEED, READY TO BAN ANY TROLLS FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY “CREEPER”.

OH, AND DID I MENTION WE HAVE A PET ZOMBIE THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. PLUS, IF YOU CAN RESPECTFULLY DISAGREE, THAT ALSO MEANS YOU CAN DISRESPECTFULLY AGREE. MIND BLOWN, RIGHT?

Worldborne

alliances, Character, Conquer, Conquest, Diplomacy, diplomat, Discord, DOMINANCE, fresh world, Lore, Roleplay, Staff Team, Strategist, Suggestions, Theme, Vanilla, warrior, whitelist process, Worldborne

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	348
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Enchantments Applied:	119
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Potions Brewed:	129	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

Overview of Worldborne Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Nations and Races	Create or join powerful nations and explore a world rich with diverse races and lore.
War and Combat	Engage in epic wars with other nations to prove your dominance!
Custom Items	Enjoy custom items made by staff and give suggestions for inclusivity.
Server Launch Date	Launched on January 31st, providing a fresh world for players.
Roleplay Support	Supports RP with a whitelist process to ensure everyone is on the same page.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the server?

To join the Worldborne server, please join our Discord using the invite link provided and follow the instructions there.

2. Are there any rules or guidelines for gameplay?

Yes, we have rules and guidelines in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or server information for more details.

3. Can I create my own nation on the server?

Yes, players have the option to create or join powerful nations within the world of Worldborne.

4. How does combat work on the server?

Combat on Worldborne involves engaging in epic wars with other nations to prove dominance and strategic prowess.

5. Are custom items available on the server?

Yes, custom items created by the staff team are available for players to enjoy. Suggestions for new items are also welcome.

Cosmic Human Realms 1.20.2

1.20.2, Advanced, aliens, Civilizations, Cosmic, DENISOVANS, Evolution, evolutionary anatomy, Hands, Human, human-like, intelligence, interbreed, Manipulation, Neanderthals, physical environment, Primitive, Realms, sapience, tentacles, Tools

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7971
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1792	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Potions Brewed:	53
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Buildings Constructed:	36
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where animals have evolved to have human-like bodies and build civilizations. Bro, you gotta join this server because you can chill with these animal people who can actually make tools and stuff. Who wouldn’t want to hang out with a bird that can build a house or a four-legged animal that can craft weapons? Plus, maybe you can even interbreed with them like we did with neanderthals and denisovans. It’s a wild world out there, man. Join now and experience the ultimate crossover of species!

RentDrama Minecraft Server

aita, broken into bathroom, brother staying over, careless roommate, college bestie, credit reports, damaged property, Florida apartment, friendship ended, leaving roommate, legal action, locked bedroom, messy room, Minecraft, moving out, paying rent, Pregnancy, RentDrama, returning home, roommate drama, roommate troubles, Server, stopped paying rent, stopping the electric, theft, trashed apartment, TV theft, wearing clothes

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5092
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Towns Built:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Potions Brewed:	188
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and TV’s are stolen with a knife! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and virtual thievery.

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of having your belongings stolen by your own roommate’s brother? Look no further! Our server offers the unique experience of having your locked room broken into, your clothes worn by strangers, and your personal space violated in the most outrageous ways possible.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the joy of disconnecting the electricity to prevent spiteful bills, stopping paying rent to teach someone a lesson, and ultimately trashing the apartment in a fit of rage. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all this chaos in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So come join us on our server, where friendships are fleeting and TV’s are fair game for anyone with a knife and a lack of boundaries. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Pay2PlayPals

adult game centre, ANNOYED, Birthday, birthday celebration, birthday dinner, birthday gathering, Birthday Party, birthday surprise, birthday treat, celebration, coffee, Communication, Friends, Generosity, group outing, Hospitality, Invitation, misunderstanding, Pay2PlayPals, Paying, social event

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5500
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Star Shards Collected:	293
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to pay for everything yourself? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of never having to spend a single diamond again! We’ll cover all your in-game expenses, just like how this generous player covered the bill for her friends at her birthday party. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to game like a boss without spending a dime! Join now and let the freebies roll in!

Players:	108/400	Votes:	7044
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Villages Defended:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3