SisPregNoCareCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CozyCraft Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, chair, comfort, comfort level, comparison, Couch, Cozy, CozyCraft, CUSHION, ergonomic, Fabric, Furniture, Home decor, interior design, Land, living room, lounging, recliner, Relaxation, seating, Sofa, Style, Support

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5654
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Join our Minecraft server and find out which block is comfier to sit on! We’ve conducted extensive research and can confirm that our server has the comfiest blocks in all of Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have the comfiest blocks, but we also have the most stylish pigs you’ve ever seen. They wear top hats and monocles and will make you question why you ever settled for regular pigs in Minecraft.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the comfiest blocks, the most stylish pigs, and the wildest disco party you’ve ever seen!

TipsyCraft

alcohol consumption, communication breakdown, communication in marriage, concern for safety, confronting loved ones, confronting spouse, defensive behavior, driving under the influence, drunk driving, expressing concern, healthy boundaries, marital conflict, misunderstanding, red flag, relationship challenges, relationship dynamics, spouse’s behavior, tipsy driving, TipsyCraft, trust in relationships, trust issues

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8206
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Farms Harvested:	728

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my wife after a few drinks? Look no further! Join our server for a tipsy good time like no other.

Our server is so crazy, even your wife will accuse you of attacking her when you confront red flags in the game. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join now for a chance to test your skills in a world where misspeaking can lead to epic battles and where having fun with friends might just get you in trouble with the virtual law. Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement – join our server today!

FreakyMC SMP: Embrace Your Inner Weirdo

BIZARRE, different, eccentric, Embrace, everyone, Freak, Freaky, FreakyMC, Individuality, kinks, LEVEL, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, peculiarities, Personality, QUIRKS, smp, strange, Unconventional, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird, Weirdo

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3455
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Runes Activated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Magic Items Found:	5269	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Farms Harvested:	614	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and tending to their crops like a bunch of basic b*tches? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our epic Minecraft SMP where things get freaky in all the best ways. We’re talking about building giant statues of Nicolas Cage, having llama races through lava pits, and hosting dance parties with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of cow worshippers, a rollercoaster that goes through a Nether portal, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner freak and join a community of like-minded weirdos, then come on down to our server and let the madness begin! Just remember, only the freakiest of the freaks need apply.

VanishingDesires

consensual, desire, disappear, disappearing, dream, Earth, FANTASY, Forbidden, Intimacy, longing, Lust, Mysterious, Mystery, Passion, secret, sex, temptation, ultimate fantasy, vanish, vanish off the face of the earth, VanishingDesires

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6862
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Buildings Constructed:	46
Villages Defended:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dimension Hops:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast with your friends! But wait, there’s a twist – if you could have sex with anyone you wanted to (completely consensual, of course), but after sex they vanish off the face of the earth, who would you pick?

Join our server and find out who your fellow players would choose to disappear into the abyss after a steamy Minecraft rendezvous. Will it be Steve from down the block, or maybe even the Ender Dragon? The possibilities are endless (and slightly concerning).

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions and disappearing acts. Who knows, you might just find your perfect disappearing partner in crime.

ZuckLeaksCraft

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	530
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell jokes. yea, u heard me right, jokes. and the best part? u can ride a chicken into battle against a giant zombie with a mustache. it’s like a circus on steroids, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party with llamas as the DJs? yea, it’s lit. u gotta see it to believe it. and if u think that’s crazy, wait til u see our underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade diamonds for seaweed. it’s like a dream come true, bro.

so, what u waiting for? join us now and let’s conquer this wacky world together. remember, on this server, everything i say leaks, just like Zuckerberg in a leaked meeting audio. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun. let’s make some memories that will leave u laughing for days. see u in the game, my fellow adventurer!

Tectonic

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Community, Crates, Custom Enchants, Discord, In-game & premium ranks, in-game economy, Minigames, new friends, Obtainable spawners, Optimal experience, Parkour, Player Warps, Players, PORT, Shops, Spleef, Tectonic, telepathy, Vanilla, Vein Miner, vote party

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4561
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Tectonic Minecraft Server Overview:

Features
Vote Party
In-game economy
Crates

Minigames (Spleef, Parkour)
Obtainable spawners

Custom enchants (Vein miner, Telepathy, …)

What are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server right now!

Java IP: Tectonic.lol

Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216

Port: 25565

Discord: https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR

Me and the community hope to see you in-game real soon!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server using the Java IP: Tectonic.lol or Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216 with port 25565.
Are there any special features on the server?	Yes, we offer features like Vote Party, in-game economy, crates, minigames, obtainable spawners, player warps & shops, and custom enchants.
Can I get premium ranks on the server?	Yes, we offer in-game and premium ranks for players.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, you can join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR.

Eternal Pixel Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, ETERNAL, PIXEL, Realms

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5328
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Crops Grown:	2561
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Yo, forget about /b/ and come join our Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and free cake for all players, because who needs griefers when you’ve got cake, amirite?

Plus, our PvP arena is like the Hunger Games on steroids – except instead of weapons, you get to battle it out with giant squids and flying pigs. It’s a wild ride, trust me.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is run by a team of super intelligent llamas who are always ready to help you out with anything you need. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

GirlfriendGateCraft

anger, anger management, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Friend, friendship, Girlfriend, GirlfriendGateCraft, loyalty, nosy friend, nosy-ness, overreacting, personal business, personal space, privacy, Respect, Support, Understanding, Yelling

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5085
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Are you tired of nosy friends ruining your relationships? Join our Minecraft server where we promise zero drama and maximum fun!

Imagine a world where you can escape from the Freyas of the world and just focus on building epic structures with your friends. No more interruptions from unwanted questions about your personal life – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.

And if anyone dares to try and pry into your business, you can just build a fortress around yourself and tell them to back off! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who just want to have a good time without any drama.

So come join us and leave the Freyas behind. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing that matters is having a great time with your fellow gamers. See you in the game – and remember, no drama allowed!

AwkwardCraft: Redstone Romance

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardCraft, Communication, Confessions, EMBARRASSING, funny, Honesty, humor, INTIMATE, oversharing, personal boundaries, Redstone, relationships, romance, SELF AWARENESS, sex, sexual experiences, UNCOMFORTABLE, Vulnerability

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6368
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Farms Harvested:	384	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Emeralds Found:	5135
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Look no further, because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some awkward moments that will leave you questioning your life choices. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server out there. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyPandaPvP

China, CraftyPandaPvP, economic measures, economic sanctions, global economy, international trade, protectionism, RETALIATION, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade barriers, trade conflict, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade relations, trade retaliation, trade tensions, trade war, US tariffs, WTO

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6693
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	395680	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Animals Bred:	126
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, bro? Lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got dragons flying around, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even China is taking notes. They’re like, “Yo, we gotta step up our game and counter those US tariffs by playing on this server!” And if that wasn’t enough, they’re threatening to take the whole thing to the WTO. Like, what even is that? World Trade Organization or World Troll Organization? Who knows, man!

So come on, join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Who needs politics when you can be building giant pixelated castles and battling evil mobs with your squad? Let’s do this, gamers!

Arctic Carbon Coast Minecraft

Arctic, Arctic coastline, Arctic region, Arctic research., Beaufort Sea, carbon, carbon cycle, carbon emissions, carbon sequestration, climate change, Coast, Coastal processes, environmental impact, Environmental Science, global warming, groundwater, Groundwater flow, marine ecosystems, Minecraft, Ocean, organic carbon, water sources

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2243
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Star Shards Collected:	94	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the Arctic Ocean but on steroids, bro! Our groundwater is like a carbon delivery service straight into the ocean, like whoa! We’re talkin’ 230 tons of organic carbon EVERY DAY, like, can u even imagine?! It’s like a non-stop party for the ocean, man. Come join us and be part of the wildest carbon delivery crew in Minecraft history! #CarbonPartyOceanLife #ArcticOceanOnSteroids #JoinTheCrayCrayFun

Maiden’s Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, Maidens, Quest

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1877
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Void Armor Forged:	30
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Buildings Constructed:	43
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20

Join our epic Minecraft server where your maid is actually a secret agent trying to steal your diamonds!

She will challenge you to epic battles and if you win, you get to keep all your precious loot.

But beware, she has a secret army of evil chickens ready to attack at any moment.

Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

CarCrashSisNoRide

car cleanliness, car damage, car lending, car loaning, car maintenance, car ownership, car repair costs, car sharing, CarCrashSisNoRide, damaged car, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, financial boundaries, personal property, refusing to let sister borrow car, RESPONSIBILITY, setting boundaries, sibling relationships

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9982
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	910	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of setting boundaries, especially when it comes to lending out your virtual cars! Join us and never worry about your pixelated vehicles getting scratched or messy interiors ever again.

Our server is perfect for those who value responsibility and accountability, unlike some family members who think borrowing a car means trashing it without consequences. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into letting them drive your Minecraft cars, stand your ground and game on with us!

So come on over and join our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without the fear of someone wrecking your creations. And remember, family may be important, but so is protecting your virtual property!

MineProtestEU

activism, activism in America, activism in Europe, America, anti-corruption protests, civil disobedience, Corruption, Democracy, Europe, fascism, Global Issues, Government, grassroots movement, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, MineProtestEU, Political unrest, protest, protest culture, resistance movements, social justice

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1393
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Magic Items Found:	6718	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	6263
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Tired of real-life drama? Join our Minecraft server where the only protests you’ll see are from villagers demanding more emeralds! Our server is so peaceful, even the creepers have taken up yoga to relax. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to overthrow the oppressive chicken dictatorship – you won’t want to miss out on that drama! Join now and escape the chaos of the real world for a land of blocky bliss.

TariffCraft: Trudeau Strikes Back!

Canada, Canadian economy, cross-border trade, diplomatic relations, economic sanctions, Economy, global trade, Import Taxes, international relations, North America, Politics, retaliatory tariffs, strikes, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade war, trudeau, trudeau government, Trump administration, U.S. goods

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1594
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, trudeau announcing 25 per cent retaliatory tariffs on u.s. goods starting tuesday. like, whoa, that’s crazy, right? join our server and you’ll be, like, part of this insane political drama in minecraft form. build your own trade empire and show those u.s. goods who’s boss. plus, trudeau might even make a guest appearance in the server, like, how cool would that be? join now and be part of the madness, bro!

Players:	93/500	Votes:	7621
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9889	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22