SisLostMyGlovesNoGiftAITAH | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3542
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	4129	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Crops Grown:	9396	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the cold Canadian weather and avoid any glove-stealing siblings! Join us for some frosty fun and build your own virtual winter wonderland.

Looking for a place where you won’t have to worry about your expensive gear going missing? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can keep your virtual gloves safe from any sneaky siblings.

Embark on epic quests to find the missing gloves, uncover hidden treasures, and maybe even confront your sister in the virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a pair of magical gloves that never go missing!

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only frostbite you’ll get is from staying up too late playing Minecraft. And remember, always keep a close eye on your virtual belongings – you never know who might try to steal them!

OnceInLifetime Minecraft SMP

adrenaline rush Cultural immersion, Adventure, Aerial View, breathtaking landscapes, bucket list, bungee jumping, camping, community service Solo travel, creative expression, cultural appreciation Meditation retreat, Dance Party, extreme sports, Food tasting, giving back, helicopter tour, inner peace, language learning, live concert, Making A Difference, mindfulness practice, Minecraft, Nature exploration, new experiences Volunteer work, nightlife experience Art exhibit, once in a lifetime Skydiving, OnceInLifetime, outdoor activities Music festival, personal growth, Self Discovery, smp, spiritual awakening Hot air balloon ride, stepping out of comfort zone Road trip, theater performance, travel

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3396
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2727	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Astral Projections Made:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Joining this epic Minecraft SMP, duh! Like, seriously, you gotta join this server because we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco balls. It’s like a party in your computer screen, bro!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who wears a crown made of golden eggs and rides a giant chicken into battle. And rumor has it, if you find the mystical diamond pickaxe hidden in the enchanted forest, you’ll gain the power to turn all your enemies into adorable baby pandas.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CraftyPeak

accomplishment, achievement, Adrenaline Rush, Adventure, breathtaking view, challenge, Conquer, CraftyPeak, determination, exhilaration, extreme altitude, Highest peak, long tail tag, Mount Everest, mountain climbing, perseverance, Shout, summit, Top of the World, triumph, Victory

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5583
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	438
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Endless Night Skies:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Divine Spears Created:	26
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can shout is “creeper, oh man”? Well, look no further because our server will have you shouting “I found the legendary diamond-encrusted llama riding a dragon!” at the top of Mount Everest! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into him and have to challenge him to a dance-off to save the world. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

airstrike, Attack, Buildings, Conflict, Defense, Drone Power, eastern europe, Geopolitics, Hits, international relations, Kazan, KazanCraft, Latest Display, Military, Minecraft, precision strike, russia, SECURITY, Server, Technology, UAVs, Ukraine, WARFARE

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4987
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	142	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

hey u, ya u! u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u, we got drones like u never seen before! we got drones flyin all over the place, blowin up buildings and causin chaos like u wouldn’t believe! it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers! join us if u wanna see some crazy drone action and be part of the madness! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Elon’s Antitrust Adventure

Adventure, antitrust, Antitrust Act, Business, Competition, control, corporate power, Economy, elon musk, Elons, germany, Government, innovation, law, legislation, market dominance, monopoly, Politics, power, Regulation, spd, Technology, tesla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4518
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	488
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Towns Built:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

so like, u know how elon musk is like, super rich and powerful and stuff? well, this server is like, the complete opposite of that! we don’t want no musk-like figures takin’ over and ruinin’ the fun for everyone else. so come join us and help us fight against the evil musk empire! we’ll have epic battles and crazy adventures, all while stickin’ it to the man! plus, we got free cake every friday. so what are ya waitin’ for? join now and be a part of the rebellion against elon musk’s tyranny!

What is the IP for EYstreem Minecraft Server?

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2067
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Dimension Hops:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Eystreem, also known as Jordan, is a popular gaming YouTuber and content creator known for his Minecraft videos and tutorials. With a growing fan base of over 4 million subscribers, Eystreem creates engaging and entertaining content that showcases his creativity and passion for gaming. He is known for his unique storytelling abilities and his dedication to providing high-quality content for his viewers. Eystreem continues to inspire and entertain his audience with his love for gaming and his infectious energy.

MINEWARD

Adventure, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Mineward, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, RPG, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6499
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Towns Built:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Star Shards Collected:	75	Emeralds Found:	2436
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	mineward.net
Version	1.20.4+
Discord	Discord Link

Server Features

⚔️ Choose a class! (Warrior, Archer or Mage)
💀 Slay custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant…
💎 Custom gear and abilities, full-set bonuses, jewelry slots.
📜 Explore the realm and do quests!
🎣 Catch leviathans!

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
Can I choose a class in the game?	Yes, you can choose from Warrior, Archer, or Mage.
Are there custom bosses to defeat?	Yes, you can slay bosses like Skarrah, Wyreth, and Vorklas.
Is there custom gear and abilities?	Yes, there are custom gear, abilities, full-set bonuses, and jewelry slots.
Can I explore the realm and do quests?	Yes, you can explore the realm and participate in quests.
Is there a way to catch leviathans?	Yes, you can catch leviathans in the game.

Nudify Boredom 1.21.3

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5466
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Crops Grown:	2025	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Villages Defended:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff.

Imagine a world where you can build anything you want, like a giant hotdog or a roller coaster made out of cheese. The possibilities are endless, just like my love for chicken nuggets.

And get this, on this server, you can run around naked if you want to. That’s right, let your blocky bits hang loose and embrace your pixelated freedom. Who needs clothes when you have diamond armor, am I right?

So come on, join us and let’s get wild and crazy in this virtual playground. Let’s nudify til we’re bored and then nudify some more. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

The Man Who Predicted All This Shit Minecraft SMP

atheism, Blood, Caesarism, Communication, Cosmopolises, depopulation, Elites, Engineers, fertility collapse, intellectualism, man, Managerial bloat, materialism, Minecraft, MONEY, POL, political parties, Predicted, religiousness, Resources, Shit, smp, SUICIDE, Transportation, urbanism, veganism

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9855
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4708
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Towns Built:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have created a world where /pol/ actually predicted the future! Join us as we navigate through cosmopolises filled with insane transportation methods and communication systems, all while the elites are obsessed with ridiculous things like veganism and futile intellectualism.

But that’s not all – political parties are playing absurd shenanigans, Caesarism is on the rise, and a second religiousness has taken over as materialism and atheism fade away due to a fertility collapse. Our engineers are working tirelessly to keep the machine going, even when resources run dry, and there’s even managerial bloat to spice things up.

So come join us and see if money can truly defeat blood in this wacky world where anything is possible! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a chud who predicted it all before memes were even a thing. Let’s have some laughs and create some chaos together in this wild Minecraft adventure!

HaterzGonnaHate Minecraft SMP

HaterzGonnaHate, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9680
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Yo, listen up fam, if you’re tired of all those lame-o servers where people don’t appreciate your epic builds and amazing redstone contraptions, then you gotta join this lit AF Minecraft SMP! We got unicorns riding pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can turn dirt blocks into diamonds with just a flick of his wand (not a euphemism, I swear). So if you wanna be part of the coolest, craziest, most bonkers server in all of Minecraft history, then hit us up and join the fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay away). #BestSMPever #JoinUsOrMissOut #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend

NoKidsNoProbsMC

Adults, banning, Child protection, children, digital age, digital citizenship, Florida, Florida law, internet regulations, January 1st, NoKidsNoProbsMC, online behavior, online privacy, online safety, online security, parenting, social media, Social Media Ban, social media restrictions., Technology, underage users

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1637
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Divine Spears Created:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Enchantments Applied:	134

Are you tired of having to deal with annoying kids on social media? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from those pesky youngsters! With Florida banning children under 13 from social media, you can finally enjoy a peaceful and adult-friendly gaming experience without any interruptions.

Join our server and embark on wild adventures in a world where only adults roam free. Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden treasures without having to worry about any kids ruining the fun. Plus, with our exclusive chat filter that blocks out any immature language, you can rest assured that your gaming experience will be nothing short of classy and sophisticated.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is how to top your latest epic build. Trust us, once you go adult-only, you’ll never want to go back!

Creaking SMP

Active 24/7, beginner friendly, Civilization Safety, Civilizations, creaking, discord server, friendly community, hard difficulty, ip address, join the fun, minecraft survival, Most Popular Vanilla Server, new world, No Stealing, Pro Players Welcome, pure gameplay, pure vanilla, Safety Expansion, Serve, smp, top choice, Vanilla, Vanilla Multiplayer

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9725
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ores Mined:	8951
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Reality Warps Survived:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Overview

Feature	Description
Most Popular Vanilla Server	The first friendly vanilla multiplayer Minecraft server!
Friendly Community	Everyone is welcome, from beginners to pros. Don’t Steal.
Pure Vanilla	Experience Minecraft the way it was meant to be, no mods or changes.
Hard Difficulty	Make friends and work together to expand the safety of civilization!
Active 24/7	Always something happening! Come see why so many players choose us!
Join the Fun	We are brand new and our world is only just beginning!

Come see why we’re the #1 choice for Minecraft survival! https://discord.gg/creakingsmp server IP: mc.creaking.fun

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply connect using the server IP: mc.creaking.fun. Once connected, type /rules to be verified.

2. Is there a Discord server for the community?

Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/creakingsmp to connect with other players and stay updated on server events.

3. Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, please make sure to follow the server rules outlined in the /rules command to ensure a positive and friendly experience for all players.

4. Can I invite friends to join the server?

Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and be part of the growing community. The more, the merrier!

EduCraft High School 1.21.3

1.21.3, academics, clubs, curriculum, education, educational system, EduCraft, Exams, extracurricular activities, Graduation, HIGH, high school, learning environment, peer pressure, School, school community, school culture, school facilities, school traditions, social life, sports, Students, teachers, teenage experience

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9440
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Farms Harvested:	501
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Yo, so like, imagine high school but in Minecraft, bro. Like, you can build your own school and have epic battles in the cafeteria over who gets the last cookie.

Join this server if you want to experience the drama of high school without actually having to deal with real people. Plus, we have a secret underground tunnel system for sneaky escapes from class.

Forget boring lectures and homework, on this server, you can create your own classes like Potion Making 101 or Advanced Creeper Taming.

So, if you’re tired of the same old high school routine and want to spice things up with some blocky chaos, then this server is the place for you. Just watch out for the zombie teachers, they can be real sticklers about tardiness.

Minecraft SMP – /Sonic the Hedgehog General/

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3969
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft SMP out there – Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from racing to rumbling, we’ve got it all! Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’re running alongside Sonic himself.

But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got exclusive trailers for Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds and Sonic the Hedgehog 3 that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the Sonic x DC Comics Collaboration – it’s a match made in pixelated heaven!

Looking for some comic relief? We’ve got you covered with our Sonic comic scans and OC info. And if you’re feeling creative, hop on over to our Pixel World and show off your building skills.

So why join our SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a server that’s as fast, fun, and fabulous as Sonic himself? Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that is Sonic the Hedgehog General – join today and let the adventure begin!

SnakeSitterNoMore

animal program, Boundaries, co-ownership, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, high school, Long Term Care, Maturity, pet care arrangements, pet expenses, pet ownership, pet rehoming, pet transportation, Pregnancy, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling relationships, SIL, snake care, SnakeSitterNoMore

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5839
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Animals Bred:	175
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Looking for a wild adventure in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the thrill of taming virtual snakes! Just like the snake in this crazy story, you’ll have to navigate through challenges and obstacles to care for your pixelated reptile.

But beware, just like in real life, you may end up being the primary caretaker of your virtual snake, even if it wasn’t your idea in the first place! Will you be able to handle the responsibility and keep your in-game pet happy and healthy?

Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with drama, twists, and turns – just like the saga of this snake-loving family! Will you be able to handle the pressure and make the tough decisions when it comes to your pixelated pet? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate snake charmer in the world of Minecraft! And remember, when in doubt, just give your virtual snake a virtual rat – it’s the circle of life in the world of pixels!

NoTofuPlz – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8141
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Runes Activated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Love Letters Sent:	17
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	28

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit place ever! We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up LOL. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns, it’s totally wild!

But like, the best part is the food we have in this SMP. We have a rule that you can’t eat potatoes because they’re actually alien spies trying to take over the world. And if you even mention carrots, you have to do a dance-off with a zombie to prove your loyalty to the server. It’s crazy, but so much fun!

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft SMP where anything goes, you gotta join us. Just be prepared for the chaos and the random dance parties with skeletons, it’s a blast!