SisLostMyGlovesNoGiftAITAH | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Free Mind Oasis 1.21

avoid caring, Content Creation, fear of judgment, free, intimidated, Mind, Oasis, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-conscious, self-doubt, self-perception, Shy.., social anxiety, Tips

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5238
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Join our Minecraft server and escape reality with us! We don’t judge, we just build and have fun! Plus, who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who don’t know your cringy past? Let’s all pretend to be pretty together in the pixelated world of Minecraft! Come join us and leave your worries behind!

Why am I supposed to like Minecraft SMP Hitler/ Nazis again?

Adolf Hitler, anti-semitism, authoritarianism, Dictatorship, fascism, Genocide, Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, History, hitler, Holocaust, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Nazis, political extremism, Propaganda, smp, supposed, totalitarianism, War Crimes, White Supremacy, world war II, Xenophobia

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3377
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Buildings Constructed:	37
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2627	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even Hitler himself would want to join (if he wasn’t, you know, dead). Imagine building a secret underground base with your friends, only to have it invaded by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas. Or participating in a massive PvP battle where the only weapons allowed are giant rubber chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of evil llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!

ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8415
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2185
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Animals Bred:	179
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6563
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Villages Defended:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7053
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	122
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Farms Harvested:	334
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6877
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Farms Harvested:	162
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3038
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	334	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	74
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9566
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ores Mined:	6788	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8580
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dimension Hops:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Falling into the Void:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1058
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Farms Harvested:	651	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

affordability, affordable abroad, budget-friendly, Cheap, comparison, cost, currency exchange, economic contrast, expensive, Extravagant, foreign products, gbp, global market, high cost of living, imported goods, International, luxury, Overseas, price difference, smp, US, USD, value for money

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5630
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
New Chunks Explored:	745598	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.

LonelyCraft: Door Open or Closed?

alone at night, bedroom door, bedtime habits, Closed, comfort, Door, door position, home environment, home safety, Lifestyle, living alone, LonelyCraft, nighttime habits, nighttime routine, Open, Peace of mind, personal preference, privacy, Safety, SECURITY, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleeping alone, solitude

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1552
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Towns Built:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Love Letters Sent:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	131	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Emeralds Found:	6100	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better keep it closed because you never know when a creeper might sneak in and try to tuck you in at night! Join us for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive the night with all sorts of crazy mobs trying to invade your personal space. Who needs a security system when you have zombies and skeletons patrolling your house?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!

HouthisBewareCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, gantz, Houthi attacks, HouthisBewareCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Nuclear Threat, peacekeeping efforts, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategic planning, Targeted strikes

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3736
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mines Excavated:	3219
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta know one thing: we got the craziest battles goin’ on! Like, we got this one player, Gantz, who’s out here sayin’ we gotta target Iran to stop dem Houthi attacks. It’s like a whole war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of real weapons. So come join us if you wanna be part of the action and help us take down those pesky Houthi attackers! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

AlmostAnarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hermitcraft, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6700
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Votes:	7696	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Come join AlmostAnarchy and carve your legacy in this brand new 1.21.1 world. No duping, and no hacking. Its more than just survival, but it’s not quite anarchy! almostanarchy.ca

almostanarchy.ca

Players:	109/100	Votes:	2767
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Dragons Tamed:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5