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TalibanBucks Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, defense strategies, Espionage, foreign interference, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Military Funding, Military operations, Minecraft, national security, paid attacks, political implications, Russian intelligence, security threats, Server, Taliban, TalibanBucks, Terrorism, us forces

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1937
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u get bored of the same old servers? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s lit af. we got russian spies, taliban fighters, and they’re all gettin paid to attack US forces in the game. u can join in on the action and get paid too! just imagine, u mining ur diamonds and then BOOM, russian spy comes and blows u up. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. what more could u ask for? join now and let the craziness begin!

rrdd.aternos.me Minecraft server

Aternos, banner, Community, Fun, Instructions, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OFFLINE, ONLINE, Players, RRDD, Server, Start, Survival, Version, Website

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9924
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Ores Mined:	7321
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3

This server is survival on any version of Minecraft. If the server is turned off, then you can start it yourself using instructions on the website

rrdd.aternos.me:36149

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd Presidential Election, Craftocracy, Democracy, discord server, Game, key democratic function, Laws, legislature, Meet, members, minecraft server, Modded, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Server members, smp, Voting, Whitelist

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1604
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	462	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft’s Most Democratic Server
Roleplay Level	2% Serious
Key Feature	Server Legislature for voting on proposals
Special Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server’s primary democratic function?	The server legislature where members vote on proposals.
What type of proposals can be submitted?	Proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.
When is the upcoming Presidential Election?	This week, don’t miss it!
How can I join the server?	Visit our Discord server: https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

Hate Online Dating 1.20.3

1.20.3, anger, DATING, fear, Frustration, hate, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, modern dating, ONLINE, online dating, outside, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Social Interaction, society, soulless, Technology, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3131
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Emeralds Found:	1805

Yo, forget about online dating, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time swiping left and right when you can be building epic structures and fighting creepers? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and escape the soul-less world of online dating, where women are too scared to leave their houses and actually interact with real people. Minecraft is where it’s at, baby!

Name: “NoNameNoPlay Minecraft Server”

aita, America, American, coworker, dad, derogatory, desired name, Grandfather, Holocaust survivors, ireland, irish, Jewish, mick, mike, Minecraft, name.., NoNameNoPlay, overreacting, Pronouns, racist, sensitivity, Server, Slur

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7725
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	580904

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even if they might trigger your coworker’s sensitivity! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be called whatever you want – even if it’s “Mick”!

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re Irish, Jewish, or just a Minecraft enthusiast looking for a good time. And don’t worry, we promise not to judge your name choices based on historical events – unless you want to build a virtual memorial, then go for it!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your coworker’s imagination when it comes to name labels. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual leprechaun or a diamond-encrusted menorah along the way!

ChudCraft: No Son-Shaming Zone

#Drop out, advice, Boundaries, Chud, ChudCraft, Communication, Conflict, ex husband, family, generational gap, internet, internet culture, Job, moving out, parenting, relationship, School, Son, SonShaming, teenager, Understanding, video games, Zone

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5976
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Farms Harvested:	113
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your son’s internet friends? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure like no other! 🤪

👾 Our server is filled with chuds (yes, you read that right) who will take you on a journey you never knew you needed! They’ll show you the ropes and make sure you have a blast while playing!

🏠 Build your dream house and escape the real world just like your son did when he dropped out of school! Who needs education when you have Minecraft, right? 😂

🚀 Join us and experience the thrill of virtual reality like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner chud and embrace the chaos! 😉

💥 Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that’s as unpredictable as your son’s decision to move in with his dad! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7548
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6282
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

SecretSongLoverMC-SMP

embarrassing favorite, embarrassing guilty pleasure, embarrassing song, embarrassing tune, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure jam, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tune, hidden favorite, Hidden Gem, hidden music, hidden tune, secret favorite, secret favorite song, secret music, secret song, secret track, Secret tune, SecretSongLoverMCSMP

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4646
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling TNT.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership

CreeperCubicleCraze

absurd workplace rules, bizarre office rules, comical workplace guidelines, corporate guidelines, CreeperCubicleCraze, extreme workplace rules, funny office rules, nonsensical workplace rules, odd company policies, office policies, outlandish office rules, peculiar work regulations, ridiculous rules, ridiculous work guidelines, strange corporate rules, strange workplace rules, unconventional office policies, unconventional work rules, unusual workplace regulations, weird work policies, workplace regulations.

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9462
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7297	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	451	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	312
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Void Gems Collected:	31	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Alien Abductions:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame rules like “no griefing” and “be respectful”? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the most absurd workplace rules you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”? We encourage it!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We once had a player who built an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry zombie pigs. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

ByteForge

built, ByteForge, Central US, Discord, Farms, ItzWozzi, Join, learn, Minecraft, Players, progress, Projects, Resources, Server, skill levels, smp, Tour, username, work together, world

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5972
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

ByteForge Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ByteForge
Server Type	Survival/Community
Location	Central US (may change)
Accepting Players	All over the world

FAQ

Q: What is ByteForge server?

A: ByteForge is a server similar to Wavetech or Scicraft, where players work together to build gamebreaking farms and other projects.

Q: Who can join the server?

A: Players of all skill levels are welcome as long as they are ready to learn and work together with others.

Q: How can I join ByteForge?

A: Send a message on Discord to “ItzWozzi” for a quick tour of the server and if you like what you see, you can join.

Mystic Vale 1.20.6

1.20.6, long tail tag, mystic, never be back, permanently over, slop GET, slopget, Vale

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	451
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Votes:	2454
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like another slop GET, but like, permanently over and it’ll never be back! Can you even imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you in this server? It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of insanity, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest ride of your life!

CraftyConfrontation

aita, Asshole, Boundaries, bus station, bus stop, cigarette smoker, coward, CraftyConfrontation, English, German, Harassment, hard life, high school, introverted, language barrier, Liar, Scrubs, Social Interaction, street confrontation, Travels, work uniform

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7296
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	995	Votes:	3464
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	336	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of being harassed on the streets for cigarettes and lighters? Do you wish you could just escape to a world where no one bothers you? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can pretend you don’t speak English to avoid all those pesky interactions with strangers.

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without anyone asking you for a smoke or a light. You can build your own virtual paradise and never have to deal with rude people again. And if anyone dares to bother you in the game, just tell them in German that you don’t speak English and watch them scurry away in confusion.

But beware, there may be some persistent players who won’t take no for an answer. Just remember to stand your ground and assert yourself, even if they call you a liar, a coward, or an asshole. In this Minecraft server, you are the master of your own domain and no one can bring you down. So come join us and escape the real world for a while. You won’t regret it!

Backhanded Builders

awkward, BackHanded, backhanded compliment, Builders, communication skills, Compliment, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Feedback, insincere, insult, Interpretation, mixed feelings, Perception, personal boundaries, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self worth, sensitivity, social interactions, UNCOMFORTABLE, validation

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2727
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7184	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Chimeras Created:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of being called “average” or “normal” in Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but average! Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant toilet house, where you can flush away your enemies in style.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the world one cluck at a time.

So why settle for boring compliments when you can join our server and be hailed as the craziest builder in all of Minecraft? Don’t be insulted by mediocrity, join us and embrace the madness!

MakranCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, administrative, Capital city, CHANGE, decision, Development, geography, Government, historical, Infrastructure, iran, Makran, MakranCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Politics, Relocation, Server, Shift, Tehran, transformation, Urban planning

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5826
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

lol imagine a world where Iran’s capital city is Makran! like what even is that place? but guess what, on our minecraft server, Makran is the bomb diggity capital city! we got flying camels, diamond-encrusted sand dunes, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil mobs with laser swords! join us and be part of the craziest city in the minecraft universe. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Players:	106/400	Votes:	5208
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	7289
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3