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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 109/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found: 5 Ores Mined: 8502
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6
Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5
Endless Legions Commanded: 25 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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