Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your family responsibilities behind, just like this player’s sister left her adulting responsibilities behind!

On our server, you can build your dream world without having to worry about taking care of anyone else. No more worrying about feeding your virtual family or making sure they take their virtual meds. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun!

And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into taking care of them in-game, just tell them they can live on the virtual streets. After all, you’re here to relax and have a good time, not deal with other people’s problems. So come join us and leave the real world drama at the door!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 106/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Runes Activated: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 5
Void Gems Collected: 35 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • BlockyNostalgia

    BlockyNostalgia
    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and experience the ultimate throwback to the 90s and 2000s with pixelated graphics, retro music, and funky skins that will have you feeling like you’re living in a time warp. But that’s not all – we’ve got mini-games inspired by your favorite childhood TV shows and movies, like a SpongeBob SquarePants themed parkour challenge and a Harry Potter themed potion brewing contest.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club hidden somewhere in the server where players can dance the night away to classic hits from the Spice Girls and Backstreet Boys. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the server and grants wishes to lucky players who find it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and relive the glory days of the 90s and 2000s in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Ores Mined: 3653 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6107 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • BirdFluCrew

    BirdFluCrew
    so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff. like, you can build a castle and then blow it up with TNT, because why not? and there’s this one time, this player found a secret dungeon with a talking pig that gave out diamonds like candy. it was wild, man.

    but the real reason you gotta join this server is because we have the best parties. like, every Friday night, we have a massive pixel art contest where the winner gets a real life unicorn. no joke. and if you’re lucky, you might even run into Herobrine himself and have a dance off. it’s epic, bro.

    so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to discover a secret dungeon with a talking pig.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Dimension Hops: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • 🏕️ SMP for Shady Characters 🏕️ Only the Best for 18+ Villagers! Join the Club now! 🌈✨

    🏕️ SMP for Shady Characters 🏕️ Only the Best for 18+ Villagers! Join the Club now! 🌈✨
    About Us
    The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family! We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.
    Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

    Server Specs: Platform: Fabric 1.21 Location: San Jose, California, United States CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600X RAM: 10GB (32 Total)

    Mods & Tweaks
    We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory. Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat. ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed. Mobs & Players Drop Heads. Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief. Accelerated Leaf Decay. Minecarts now run 4x faster. Online Webmap.
    Application
    Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!: Join our Discord Server. Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules. Step 2: Submit an application via our application link. Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you! Step 4: Short Interview. Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist.

    FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Q: What is the age requirement to join Club SMP?

    A: The server is for players 18 years and older.

    Q: How can I apply to join Club SMP?

    A: To apply, you need to join their Discord server and follow the application process outlined on their website.

    Q: What mods are included in the custom client modpack?

    A: The modpack includes various server-sided optimization and quality of life mods, along with features like Simple Voice Chat, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Anti-Grief mods, and more.

    Q: Where is the server located?

    A: The server is located in San Jose, California, United States.

    Q: How long does it take to get whitelisted after submitting an application?

    A: Applicants may need to wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact them after submitting an application.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Runes Activated: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • KawaiiCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    KawaiiCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as kawaii as a fluffy unicorn riding a rainbow? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine, build, and slay creepers with the most adorable group of virtual idols you’ve ever seen!

    Our server is home to Generation EONIA, novamore, Hanamizuki, and Ephemira – each group filled with talented virtual idols like Charlotte Suzu, Isla Coleman, Nene Amano, Lua Asuka, Namiji Freesia, and more! Watch them perform live concerts, cover your favorite songs, and even check out their exclusive merchandise that’s so cute it’ll make your heart explode!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got kawaii friends like Prima, Phase Connect, Tsunderia, and more who are always up for some pixelated fun! And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure on our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride magical unicorns and battle evil witches with your trusty diamond sword!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world so cute, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6147 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 23
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • ExStepChefCraft

    ExStepChefCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets culinary chaos! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where step-siblings, ex-husbands, and special needs children collide in a battle of the taste buds.

    Imagine a server where cooking is not just a hobby, but a way of life. You’ll have to fend off your step-sister’s ex-husband who suddenly wants to cook for the family once a week, leaving you with no chance to showcase your culinary skills. Will you stand up for your right to cook, or will you let him take over the kitchen?

    But fear not, for on this server, you can cook your own meals for you and your grandma once a week, defying all odds and showing everyone that you are the true master chef. So come join us and embark on a journey filled with delicious dishes, family feuds, and maybe even a sprinkle of Minecraft magic. Who knows, you might just find yourself cooking up a storm while dodging drama at every turn. See you in the kitchen!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Enchantments Applied: 72
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 28
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • RedditAdviceMinecraftSMP

    RedditAdviceMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of getting terrible advice from your friends who think they know everything? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate advice-giving paradise! Need tips on how to build the most epic castle or how to survive a creeper attack? Our community of players has got your back with the most outrageous and hilarious advice you’ll ever receive. Join us now and say goodbye to boring advice forums, because here, we only give the most absurd and entertaining tips to help you conquer the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • EmoCraft: The Feels Express

    EmoCraft: The Feels Express
    Are you tired of boring old movies that only make you feel one or two emotions? Well, get ready for the rollercoaster ride of a lifetime on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a whirlwind of emotions that will leave you questioning your very existence. From the heart-pounding excitement of battling creepers to the heart-wrenching sadness of losing all your diamonds in a lava pit, this server has it all. And let’s not forget the pure joy of finally finding that elusive pink sheep or the intense rage of getting blown up by a sneaky TNT trap. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and prepare to feel ALL the feels!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Crops Grown: 8279 Void Gems Collected: 31

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • FrostCraft Minecraft Server

    FrostCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can use all the funds from frozen russian assets to build the most lit minecraft world ever. we got diamonds for days and creepers that drop stacks of emeralds. our admins are all ukrainian ninjas who will protect u from any griefers or trolls. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find elytra wings and ride dragons into battle. join now before putin tries to shut us down, comrade!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • NATOandEU4Ukraine

    NATOandEU4Ukraine
    so, like, u kno how ukraine is all like “oh i wanna join nato but i gotta join eu first”? well, the finnish president is like “yup, that’s the way it’s gonna go down, no nato for ukraine until they’re in the eu club”. but like, who cares about all that political stuff when u can join our minecraft server instead? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers. so come on, join our server and leave all that nato and eu drama behind. let’s build some crazy stuff together and have a blast!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 27 Players Killed by Monsters: 9153
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 13
    Ores Mined: 9464 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Dimension Hops: 8 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19 Crops Grown: 2307

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • BoomerMC – Where all the cool kids hang out and build stuff together in a grown-up way on a brand spanking new world

    BoomerMC – Where all the cool kids hang out and build stuff together in a grown-up way on a brand spanking new world

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Qualities Description
    Close to Vanilla 99% of farms allowed with exceptions. Farms must be discussed and approved.
    Server Type PaperMC for optimization, minimal plugins except for management
    PvP Not enabled, server is for friendly survival like Hermitcraft
    Server Size Less than 30 whitelisted players for creativity and relaxation

    Application:

    Apply Here

    Discord:

    Join our Discord

    We hope to see you there and don’t be afraid to say hi!

    FAQ

    Q: Can I build any type of farm on the server?

    A: Most farms are allowed, but please discuss and ask before building to ensure feasibility and avoid duplication.

    Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

    A: Minimal plugins for management, mainly running on PaperMC for optimization.

    Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

    A: PvP is currently not enabled, focusing on friendly survival gameplay like Hermitcraft.

    Q: How many players are allowed on the server?

    A: Less than 30 whitelisted players to maintain a small, creative community.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Mines Excavated: 1905
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Villages Defended: 15 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 68

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • GPU Wars Minecraft Server

    GPU Wars Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and help us rebuild the lost Chinese revenue! We promise to turn those tears into laughter as we embark on a wild journey to create the most epic virtual world ever seen. Who needs billions of dollars when you can have endless diamonds and emeralds in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Huang himself will be joining the server to seek refuge from his financial woes. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a disgraced billionaire – join us now!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Bitcoin SMP: Grand at 71k

    Bitcoin SMP: Grand at 71k
    Join our Minecraft SMP and you too could become a bitcoin billionaire like our fearless leader! He bought a grand of bitcoin at 71k and now he’s rolling in virtual dough. Who needs diamonds when you can have digital currency? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret bitcoin mine hidden somewhere in the world – find it and you’ll be set for life! Don’t miss out on the chance to strike it rich in our crazy, crypto-filled server.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Ores Mined: 1798
    Farms Harvested: 638 Magic Crystals Found: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • CraftyClassmateCraze

    CraftyClassmateCraze
    Are you tired of dealing with entitled classmates who expect you to do their homework for them? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of college life!

    On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one can guilt-trip you into doing their assignments. Say goodbye to annoying classmates like Maggie and her ridiculous demands for chivalry. Here, you’re the boss of your own domain!

    Plus, our server is filled with hilarious memes and outrageous stories to keep you entertained. Who needs real-life drama when you can laugh at Linus tech tips memes all day long?

    So, if you’re ready to escape the stress of college and have some lols along the way, join our Minecraft server now! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Mines Excavated: 4124
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
    Love Letters Sent: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP

    ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of the daily grind of work and responsibilities? Do you dream of escaping to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need an excuse to get out of work? Just tell your boss that you’re busy defending your base from a horde of zombie pigmen or hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon. Trust us, they’ll totally understand.

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a good time. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, there’s a place for you here. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the fun begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 781825 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 39
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    Epic Quests Completed: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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