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Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Secret Passages Found: 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Holy Grails Found: 5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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