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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 4190 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 773226 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 2887 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
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