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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 9946 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 4970 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 62 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Emeralds Found: | 8366 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 5 |
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