Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to survive risky heart surgeries with a 3-5% success rate – just like my sister!

Experience the thrill of being kicked out of the ICU by your brother-in-law’s adult children because they can’t handle the stress of your emotions. Will you be able to beg for just one hour of visitation and be denied like me?

Join now for updates as vague as my brother-in-law’s texts and the chance to find out about your sister’s death through a group text message. Who needs family drama when you have our Minecraft server? Join today and leave your real-life problems behind!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 98/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Crops Grown: 6862
Zombie Dances: 7 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
Invisible Walls Found: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • CraftyScienceFun

    Did you know that on our Minecraft server, players have reported finding a secret underground laboratory filled with talking cows conducting experiments on creepers? Join us and uncover the mysteries of this wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and the laws of physics are merely a suggestion. Who needs boring old reality when you can escape to a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch)? So come on, join us and experience the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 6
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • BlockCraft2020: Vote for Creepers

    BlockCraft2020: Vote for Creepers
    haha u know what’s weak? not joining our epic minecraft server! we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates!

    join us and u can become the president of lebanon in minecraft! u can make all the laws and ride around in a diamond-encrusted limo!

    we even have a secret underground base where u can plot against ur enemies and steal all their diamonds!

    so what r u waiting for? come join us and become the most powerful leader in all of minecraft!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 31 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 30
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 9754
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 40
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Genie’s Wish Blockade

    Genie’s Wish Blockade
    so, like, u know how aladdin was all like “i wanna be a prince” and then the genie was all like “ok cool” and made him a prince? well, turns out, aladdin accidentally stole other people’s wishes when he made friends with the genie. like, imagine u were just about to wish for a million diamonds or something, and then aladdin comes along and takes that wish for himself. that’s messed up, right?

    but hey, on our server, u can make all the wishes u want without worrying about some sneaky aladdin stealing them from u. we got genies who are way more chill and won’t let anyone mess with ur wishes. plus, we got flying carpets that u can ride around on and explore the craziest worlds u can imagine. u can even team up with ur friends and go on epic quests to find hidden treasures and defeat evil monsters.

    so, like, if u wanna have a magical time and make all the wishes u want without any aladdins getting in ur way, then u gotta join our server. trust me, it’s gonna be a whole new world of fun!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Gods Slained: 0 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Alien Abductions: 5

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • The Diamond Rush: Where even the creepers are after those shiny rocks!

    The Diamond Rush: Where even the creepers are after those shiny rocks!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Age 1 week old
    Active Players 5-10 at a time
    Custom Features Custom diamond bank system, levels to unlock perks, land claiming, player shops and warps
    Community Mainly for adults, but all are welcome

    FAQ

    Q: How can I apply to join the server?

    A: You can apply by joining our Discord server here.

    Q: What kind of perks can be unlocked by leveling up?

    A: You can unlock new perks such as more homes, new commands, and other enhancements as you level up.

    Q: Can players create their own chest shops?

    A: Yes, players can make chest shops to trade items with each other.

    Q: Is the server environment toxic?

    A: No, we focus on providing a non-toxic experience for everyone and strive to maintain a friendly community.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Chunky Assets Minecraft Server

    Chunky Assets Minecraft Server
    Tired of being a blocky potato in Minecraft? Come join our server and transform into a curvy, voluptuous block babe with the best bum and boob physics in the game! No more flat butts and pancake chests, it’s time to shake what your blocky mama gave ya!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Booty Bandits, a group of mischievous players who go around stealing all the diamond blocks and replacing them with…you guessed it, more booty blocks! Join them on their quest for the biggest booties in all of Minecraft.

    So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join us and get that thicc block bod you’ve always dreamed of? Come on over and let’s get those cheeks clappin’!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Villages Defended: 11 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • ””>Global Vacation Minecraft SMP””

    ””>Global Vacation Minecraft SMP””
    Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is like an international break for your Minecraft experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with players from all over the world, each bringing their unique playstyles and personalities to the table.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned the entire spawn area into a giant panda playground complete with bamboo slides and treehouse forts. You never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the cows. Will you join their cause and help them achieve chicken domination? Or will you stick with the cows and defend their right to rule the land?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 2710
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

    WeddingCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like a soap opera! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure, where you can invite all your virtual family and friends without worrying about the cost per person.

    Experience the thrill of excluding distant relatives and dealing with entitled guests who demand to bring their girlfriend’s son to the wedding. Will you stand your ground like a boss or cave under pressure like a noob?

    Witness epic family feuds, intense arguments, and wild accusations as you navigate through the chaos of wedding planning. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the drama you could ever want?

    So come on down and join us for a wedding celebration like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate over whether or not to invite that random guy you met once at a family gathering years ago. The drama never ends on our server!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • NoFamousFriendsAllowed

    NoFamousFriendsAllowed
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can flex your Hollywood connections? Look no further than our server, where everyone knows someone famous! Join us and impress your friends with your star-studded connections. And don’t worry, we won’t gatekeep like that acquaintance who didn’t believe you. We welcome all players, whether you’re BFFs with Beyoncé or just a fan from afar. So come on in and let’s make some virtual Hollywood magic together!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Treasure Maps Found: 12 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 47
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • FlawlessCraft SMP

    FlawlessCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to save you from the mundane! Join us and discover a world where your biggest flaw is actually your greatest strength!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a gang of killer bunnies ambush you. But don’t worry, because on our server, killer bunnies are actually your loyal minions who will fight by your side to protect your precious loot.

    And that’s not all! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, on our server, pigs have wings and are armed with laser beams. So saddle up and prepare for an epic adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and embrace your flaws, because on our server, they’re what make you a true Minecraft legend.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Emeralds Found: 309 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 82
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Potions Brewed: 64
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • CraftyLiesMC

    CraftyLiesMC
    Are you tired of living a double life in Minecraft, pretending to be a peaceful farmer when deep down you’re a ruthless warrior? Well, on our server, you can finally embrace your true self and let your inner chaos reign supreme! Join us and unleash your wildest lies and deceit in a world where deception is not just encouraged, it’s required!

    Our server is home to the most epic battles and craziest betrayals you’ll ever experience. Imagine building an alliance with your fellow players, only to turn on them in the most unexpected way possible. Trust us, the drama is real and the laughs are endless!

    So if you’re ready to let go of all your inhibitions and dive headfirst into a world of deception and chaos, then join us on our server. Who knows, maybe the biggest lie you’ll tell is that you’re actually a peaceful farmer…but we’ll know the truth. 😉

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 2757 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Runes Activated: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Soul Contracts Signed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • GenderBenderCraft Server

    GenderBenderCraft Server
    so, like, this server is like the top court of Minecraft, bro. we got rules and stuff, but they’re like, totally cool. you can change your legal gender in any E.U. nation and we’ll recognize it, cuz we’re all about that inclusivity, ya know? join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and gender equality. plus, we have the dankest memes this side of the block. come on, join us and be part of the coolest Minecraft community around!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 27
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Towns Built: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • PixelWars: DroneStrike

    PixelWars: DroneStrike
    LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DRONES FLYIN AROUND KILLIN SOLDIERS AND SHIZZ. U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY ACTION? COME ON IN AND WATCH THE CHAOS UNFOLD. WE GOT SOLDIERS GETTIN WOUNDED LEFT N RIGHT, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL JUST A GAME. SO GRAB YOUR PICKAXE AND GET READY FOR SOME EPIC BATTLES. LET’S SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE DRONE ATTACKS AND COME OUT ON TOP. JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE, YEEHAW!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Glorious Feasts Held: 7
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Wyrmholes Dug: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • ArdynFall SMP – Where we pretend to be HermitCraft, but with more chaos and shenanigans!

    ArdynFall SMP – Where we pretend to be HermitCraft, but with more chaos and shenanigans!

    ArdynFall SMP Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    Looking for a community-driven, semi-vanilla 1.21 Minecraft experience? Welcome to ArdynFall SMP, where the vanilla essence of Minecraft is preserved and enhanced with minor tweaks to improve your gameplay! No over-the-top mods, no pay-to-win features—just pure, fair gameplay in a community that’s inclusive and welcoming to all.

    Why Join ArdynFall SMP?

    Reasons to Join:
    Brand New World
    No Planned Server Resets
    100% Uptime & Regular Backups
    Dedicated Staff Team
    Player-Run Economy
    Exciting Events

    Quality of Life Plugins & Proximity Chat:

    Our server uses a select few plugins that are designed to enhance the vanilla experience without changing the core gameplay. Plus, we support the Proximity Chat Mod, allowing players the option to communicate in-game based on how close they are to each other. Perfect for more immersive gameplay!

    List of Plugins:

    Plugin Name
    afk display
    anti enderman grief
    anti ghast grief
    armor statues
    double shulker shells
    fast leaf decay
    more mob heads
    multiplayer sleep
    nether portal coords
    player head drops
    silence mobs
    unlock all recipes
    wandering trades

    If you are interested, join our discord and apply now! See you in-game, adventurer!

    ⛏️ Discord: https://discord.gg/Y2UbC8Xu8v ⛏️

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Diamond Divas Minecraft Server

    Diamond Divas Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where women are treated like delicate flowers? Well, come join our server where women are STRONG and kick butt! Our female players are the fiercest warriors in all the land, taking down creepers and zombies with a single punch. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and sassy ladies who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So if you want to join a server where women rule the world (of Minecraft), then come on over and show us what you’ve got!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 14 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Movie Buff Minecraft SMP

    Movie Buff Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.

    2. Our admin once accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. It was a majestic sight to behold, until they started pooping rainbows everywhere.

    3. We have a legendary treasure hunt that involves solving riddles, dodging traps, and maybe even facing off against a giant chicken boss. The loot? A diamond pickaxe that never breaks and a pair of enchanted boots that make you run as fast as The Flash.

    4. Our community events include building competitions where the theme is always “build the ugliest house possible”. Trust us, you’ve never seen such abominations in your life.

    So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a few explosions, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Alien Abductions: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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