Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister’s OnlyFans content? Look no further! Our server is filled with more drama and outrageousness than a family argument over plastic surgery and bimbo fetishes.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where everyone is either a hypersexual weirdo or a prude who can’t handle a joke. Build your own plastic sex doll empire or just sit back and watch the chaos unfold as family members fight over morality and self-respect.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to escape reality and dive into a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sister’s questionable career choices). Join now and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of this dysfunctional family).

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 90/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 181 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • ElonCraft: Mine to Mars!

    ElonCraft: Mine to Mars!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out your wildest Elon Musk fantasies! Imagine building rockets and sending them to Mars, all while dodging angry aliens and space pirates. Or maybe you’d prefer to create your own fleet of Tesla cars and race them around the map, leaving your competitors in the dust (literally).

    Join our server and experience the thrill of being a billionaire tech genius for a day. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with rare diamonds and gold blocks. So come on, what are you waiting for? Strap on your virtual spacesuit and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 8924 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Love Letters Sent: 19
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • PilotCraft: Kiwi Adventure

    PilotCraft: Kiwi Adventure
    lol imagine being held captive for almost 2 years and then finally being freed like a boss. that’s what happened to this new zealand pilot in west papua. now he’s ‘very happy’ and probably ready to play some minecraft on our server to relax after all that craziness. join us for some epic adventures and escape the real world drama like this pilot did. who knows, maybe you’ll be held captive by creepers and zombies but don’t worry, we’ll come to your rescue! come join the fun and let’s make some memories together, just like this pilot did in west papua.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Villages Defended: 17
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Birdie Bandit Bonanza

    Birdie Bandit Bonanza
    come join our minecraft server if you want to be like those kleptoparasitic seabirds but in a virtual world! steal all the loot from other players and force them to give you their diamonds and emeralds! be the ultimate klepto king of the server!

    we have crazy events like the annual regurgitation race where players compete to see who can steal the most items from other players in a set amount of time. winner gets a special klepto crown to wear proudly on their head!

    our community is full of friendly kleptos who will help you learn the ways of the steal. we even have a secret society called the Klepto Knights who protect the server from non-klepto invaders.

    so come on over and join the fun! steal, regurgitate, and conquer your way to the top on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Astral Projections Made: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • MC month

    MC month

    Welcome to Luna MC, the ultimate survival experience with a unique twist! Dive into a world where survival isn’t just about building and mining—it’s about progression, exploration, and challenging yourself. Luna MC features a dynamic quest system, custom ranks, and exciting rewards, making every adventure feel fresh. Complete tasks, battle dangerous mobs, and collect rare items to unlock new ranks, cosmetics, and in-game boosts. With a custom hub offering loot boxes and special features, Luna MC ensures a one-of-a-kind survival experience for every player. Join us and discover a world where your journey is just beginning!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 7
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Star Shards Collected: 189
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Villages Defended: 11
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • SurvivalSMP

    SurvivalSMP

    Survival server where you can build in your own world without needing to worry about other people ruining it unless… you invite them! Speaking of which, invite your friends into your world and play together! Works great for online friends who cannot play together locally on the couch.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Alien Abductions: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Mines Excavated: 2061
    Divine Scrolls Written: 14 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Endless Night Skies: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • VanillaBox 💕 SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATIONS Minecraft server

    VanillaBox 💕 SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATIONS Minecraft server

    The VanillaBox server provides players with the opportunity to experience the classic Minecraft survival experience, enriched with small but useful additions that are designed to make the gameplay more exciting and varied.

    Key Features:

    1. Classic Survival: Play survival mode with basic Minecraft mechanics, including resource gathering, tool making, building, and cooperating with other players.

    2. Improved mechanics:

    • Private regions: Each player who enters the server receives a free private block (copper ore block) with a radius of 24 blocks. This block will privatize the territory for 24 blocks in all directions, the height of the private is not limited in any way. In addition, you can purchase additional private blocks with radii of 32 and 64 by contacting the “Buyer” at spawn. Each player has the ability to install up to 4 private blocks, including additional ones, and with a “boost” subscription this number increases depending on the type of subscription.

    • Respawn Points: By setting /sethome or right-clicking on a bed, players can spend less time moving around the map. With a boost subscription, the number of available points also increases. The number itself depends on the type of subscription.

    • Random Teleportation: Players can use the /rtp command to randomly teleport or request to be teleported to other players using the /tpa and /call commands.

    • Warp Creation: Players with a Megabooster subscription and above have the ability to create warps (/warp create). A fee of 20,000 coins is charged for maintaining a warp each month.

    • Magic Shop: There is a “Magic Shop” at spawn where players can purchase the ability to fly in their regions for 20,000 coins.

    • Creating clans: the player can join existing clans on the server, or create his own by paying 100,000 coins. While in a clan, the player does not have the ability to switch the pvp mode to “peaceful”, but he gets an additional 200 coins to his salary and a clan house point.

    3. Economy and trade:

    • Trading at the bazaar: Players can convert their resources into game currency by selling resources to other players. At spawn, you can rent a merchant for 7 days and put your resources up for sale. The rent can be extended up to a month. If the merchant’s inventory is missing goods, the player will lose him after 24 hours. With this trading scheme, it is worth considering that when selling, the server takes 5% of the final price of the goods for itself, the remaining 95% is automatically credited to the player’s account. During the rental of a merchant, the player can change his name, appearance and goods on the display case. It is also possible to sell the merchant prematurely. It is worth considering that the number of such merchants at spawn is limited.

    • Auction: This method of trading is perfect for players who have not yet acquired a trader at the bazaar. At the auction, you can buy goods from other players and also put up your own. The player can choose the item to sell and its price. Each player has 30 slots for sale. The item put up will be available for purchase for three days, then it is sent to the collection box, from where you can pick up your items. The sales tax, in this case, will be 20%.

    • Passive income: Each player receives a basic salary of 50 coins, the payment occurs every 30 minutes of being on the server. When linking a discord account to an account on the server (/ discord link), payments will increase to 150 coins. With activity in the chats of the discord server, the salary amount can increase to 300 coins. Also, being in a clan gives the player the opportunity to receive an additional 200 coins. The installed voice chat on the server also adds an additional 200 coins to the basic payments. When purchasing a boost subscription, the amount increases depending on the type of subscription.

    • Fishing: There is a fisherman at spawn to whom you can sell the fish you catch.

    • Fence: NPC located on the first floor of the bazaar. You can sell some game resources to him.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 29584 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 23
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Sharkcicle SMP: Where even the sharks have icicles hanging from their fins!

    Sharkcicle SMP: Where even the sharks have icicles hanging from their fins!

    Sharkcicle SMP 🦈

    Join the Adventure—A Never-Reset, Community-Driven Minecraft Server

    https://discord.gg/WT6DxjQ7

    Features
    Thriving, Friendly Community: For nearly 3 years, Sharkcicle SMP has fostered a welcoming, helpful, and hilarious player base. Hang out with 5–20 players daily in a laid-back, Hermitcraft-style environment.
    Unique Plugins: Enjoy warps for fast travel, player heads, armor stand manipulation, grief and theft prevention, and more. Come discover our range of fun features!
    Custom Resource Packs: Add your own 3D models like hats and weapons. Plus, we use seasonal packs to bring fall and winter vibes to the server.
    Creative Districts: Explore player-built districts like Shopping, Industrial, and Entertainment. Spend diamonds in shops or create your own town in our dynamic world.
    Epic Towns & Lore: Build and role-play in towns like Grimhorn, Vidalia, and Emberforge—part of the united countries of Grimaldia. Our fun, lighthearted lore makes every build unique.
    Events & Challenges: Participate in exciting events like No Fly February, scavenger hunts, and server-wide hangouts. Compete, collaborate, and create unforgettable memories.
    Whitelist-Only, No Resets: Play in a safe, grief-protected world where you can build anywhere (just avoid others’ land). We never reset, so your work is here to stay.
    Inclusive & Fair: We welcome everyone—just don’t be a jerk! Our mod team is here to help and ensures everyone has a great time.

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided and following the instructions on our Discord channel.

    Q: Are there any rules on the server?

    A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. Please familiarize yourself with the rules before joining.

    Q: Can I create my own towns on the server?

    A: Yes, you are encouraged to create your own towns and join in the role-playing experience on Sharkcicle SMP.

    Q: Is there any age requirement to join?

    A: While there is no strict age requirement, we expect all players to behave in a mature and respectful manner towards others on the server.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 43
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Mythical Quests Completed: 11
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 221013 Epic Battles Fought: 11

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing creepers who will show you around our magical land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. Want to build a house made entirely of cake? Go for it! How about battling a dragon with a sword made of bacon? We’ve got you covered!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary treasure of the Llama King, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Netherworld, where you can challenge the evil zombie overlords to a dance-off for ultimate power.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Elemental Crystals Collected: 28
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Friendly Minecraft SMP Crew

    Friendly Minecraft SMP Crew
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a secret underground disco room where you can boogie down with your friends while creepers try to crash the party.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

    Join us on this wild adventure and make some new friends along the way. Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next? Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Ether Blades Crafted: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 20

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • CraftyQueers Minecraft Server

    CraftyQueers Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being accused of being gay by your wife every time you wear a pink shirt or hang out with a friend from the LGBTQ community? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone is free to express themselves however they want without judgment!

    Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of their sexual orientation or gender identity. Plus, we have the most fabulous builds and rainbow-colored sheep you’ve ever seen in the game!

    Don’t let your wife’s questionable sense of humor bring you down, come join us and show her that being “gay” in Minecraft is the coolest thing ever! Who knows, maybe she’ll even join in and build a pride parade float with you!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Runes Activated: 8
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • DadDilemmaCraft

    DadDilemmaCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for some family feud action that will make your own family drama seem like child’s play.

    Imagine a world where you have to choose between your step-siblings, half-siblings, and grandparents. Will you side with your dad and his new family, or will you stick with your mom’s side and risk losing everything? It’s a battle of the families like you’ve never seen before!

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating through family politics while building your dream Minecraft world. Will you build bridges or burn them down? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our server and choose your family wisely. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense? Join now and let the drama begin!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • ComfortFoodie SMP

    ComfortFoodie SMP
    Are you tired of eating boring old comfort food in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where we have a secret recipe for the most delicious virtual comfort food you’ve ever tasted! Our chefs have been working tirelessly to create the perfect pixelated pizza and mouth-watering Minecraft mac and cheese. Trust us, once you taste our digital delicacies, you’ll never want to eat real food again! So come join us and satisfy your cravings in a whole new way.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Ex Blockerz R Us

    Ex Blockerz R Us
    So picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds in our server when suddenly, out of nowhere, you run into your ex who you never wanted to see again. But fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Ex-Blocker” plugin that automatically teleports you to a different dimension where your ex can’t find you! And if that’s not enough, we also have a “Break-Up Battle Arena” where you can settle your differences with a PvP match to see who truly deserves those diamonds. So come join us and never worry about awkward encounters with your ex again!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 62
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 100 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • CraftyArmeniaUS2021

    CraftyArmeniaUS2021
    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, even the president is talking about it? well, look no further cuz we got u covered, bro! this server is like the ultimate place to be, we got pigs flying, diamonds raining from the sky, and even herobrine himself making guest appearances!

    u know it’s gonna be lit when the US and Armenia are teaming up to make this server a strategic partnership. biden himself is like, “yo, this server is the bomb dot com, u gotta check it out!”

    join us now for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few secret treasure hunts. don’t miss out on the fun, cuz this server is where it’s at, my dudes!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Animals Bred: 97 Epic Quests Completed: 19
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Panda Squad Semi Vanilla

    Panda Squad Semi Vanilla

    Semi vanilla minecraft server for epic cool people. a plugin server with /sethome /tpa and other essentialx commands. Donating to the server gets you a special VIP role. Please notify server owner when the donation has been complete with your full Minecraft username.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Void Armor Forged: 28
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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