Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister’s OnlyFans content? Look no further! Our server is filled with more drama and outrageousness than a family argument over plastic surgery and bimbo fetishes.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where everyone is either a hypersexual weirdo or a prude who can’t handle a joke. Build your own plastic sex doll empire or just sit back and watch the chaos unfold as family members fight over morality and self-respect.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to escape reality and dive into a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sister’s questionable career choices). Join now and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of this dysfunctional family).

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 0
Falling into the Void: 0 Farms Harvested: 184

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Birdie Bandit Bonanza

    Birdie Bandit Bonanza
    come join our minecraft server if you want to be like those kleptoparasitic seabirds but in a virtual world! steal all the loot from other players and force them to give you their diamonds and emeralds! be the ultimate klepto king of the server!

    we have crazy events like the annual regurgitation race where players compete to see who can steal the most items from other players in a set amount of time. winner gets a special klepto crown to wear proudly on their head!

    our community is full of friendly kleptos who will help you learn the ways of the steal. we even have a secret society called the Klepto Knights who protect the server from non-klepto invaders.

    so come on over and join the fun! steal, regurgitate, and conquer your way to the top on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • MC month

    MC month

    Welcome to Luna MC, the ultimate survival experience with a unique twist! Dive into a world where survival isn’t just about building and mining—it’s about progression, exploration, and challenging yourself. Luna MC features a dynamic quest system, custom ranks, and exciting rewards, making every adventure feel fresh. Complete tasks, battle dangerous mobs, and collect rare items to unlock new ranks, cosmetics, and in-game boosts. With a custom hub offering loot boxes and special features, Luna MC ensures a one-of-a-kind survival experience for every player. Join us and discover a world where your journey is just beginning!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Void Gems Collected: 36
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 114 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 479
    Potions Brewed: 143 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • SurvivalSMP

    SurvivalSMP

    Survival server where you can build in your own world without needing to worry about other people ruining it unless… you invite them! Speaking of which, invite your friends into your world and play together! Works great for online friends who cannot play together locally on the couch.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 20 Star Shards Collected: 239
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Players Killed by Monsters: 3413
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • VanillaBox 💕 SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATIONS Minecraft server

    VanillaBox 💕 SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATIONS Minecraft server

    The VanillaBox server provides players with the opportunity to experience the classic Minecraft survival experience, enriched with small but useful additions that are designed to make the gameplay more exciting and varied.

    Key Features:

    1. Classic Survival: Play survival mode with basic Minecraft mechanics, including resource gathering, tool making, building, and cooperating with other players.

    2. Improved mechanics:

    • Private regions: Each player who enters the server receives a free private block (copper ore block) with a radius of 24 blocks. This block will privatize the territory for 24 blocks in all directions, the height of the private is not limited in any way. In addition, you can purchase additional private blocks with radii of 32 and 64 by contacting the “Buyer” at spawn. Each player has the ability to install up to 4 private blocks, including additional ones, and with a “boost” subscription this number increases depending on the type of subscription.

    • Respawn Points: By setting /sethome or right-clicking on a bed, players can spend less time moving around the map. With a boost subscription, the number of available points also increases. The number itself depends on the type of subscription.

    • Random Teleportation: Players can use the /rtp command to randomly teleport or request to be teleported to other players using the /tpa and /call commands.

    • Warp Creation: Players with a Megabooster subscription and above have the ability to create warps (/warp create). A fee of 20,000 coins is charged for maintaining a warp each month.

    • Magic Shop: There is a “Magic Shop” at spawn where players can purchase the ability to fly in their regions for 20,000 coins.

    • Creating clans: the player can join existing clans on the server, or create his own by paying 100,000 coins. While in a clan, the player does not have the ability to switch the pvp mode to “peaceful”, but he gets an additional 200 coins to his salary and a clan house point.

    3. Economy and trade:

    • Trading at the bazaar: Players can convert their resources into game currency by selling resources to other players. At spawn, you can rent a merchant for 7 days and put your resources up for sale. The rent can be extended up to a month. If the merchant’s inventory is missing goods, the player will lose him after 24 hours. With this trading scheme, it is worth considering that when selling, the server takes 5% of the final price of the goods for itself, the remaining 95% is automatically credited to the player’s account. During the rental of a merchant, the player can change his name, appearance and goods on the display case. It is also possible to sell the merchant prematurely. It is worth considering that the number of such merchants at spawn is limited.

    • Auction: This method of trading is perfect for players who have not yet acquired a trader at the bazaar. At the auction, you can buy goods from other players and also put up your own. The player can choose the item to sell and its price. Each player has 30 slots for sale. The item put up will be available for purchase for three days, then it is sent to the collection box, from where you can pick up your items. The sales tax, in this case, will be 20%.

    • Passive income: Each player receives a basic salary of 50 coins, the payment occurs every 30 minutes of being on the server. When linking a discord account to an account on the server (/ discord link), payments will increase to 150 coins. With activity in the chats of the discord server, the salary amount can increase to 300 coins. Also, being in a clan gives the player the opportunity to receive an additional 200 coins. The installed voice chat on the server also adds an additional 200 coins to the basic payments. When purchasing a boost subscription, the amount increases depending on the type of subscription.

    • Fishing: There is a fisherman at spawn to whom you can sell the fish you catch.

    • Fence: NPC located on the first floor of the bazaar. You can sell some game resources to him.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Crops Grown: 3541 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 12 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Sharkcicle SMP: Where even the sharks have icicles hanging from their fins!

    Sharkcicle SMP: Where even the sharks have icicles hanging from their fins!

    Sharkcicle SMP 🦈

    Join the Adventure—A Never-Reset, Community-Driven Minecraft Server

    https://discord.gg/WT6DxjQ7

    Features
    Thriving, Friendly Community: For nearly 3 years, Sharkcicle SMP has fostered a welcoming, helpful, and hilarious player base. Hang out with 5–20 players daily in a laid-back, Hermitcraft-style environment.
    Unique Plugins: Enjoy warps for fast travel, player heads, armor stand manipulation, grief and theft prevention, and more. Come discover our range of fun features!
    Custom Resource Packs: Add your own 3D models like hats and weapons. Plus, we use seasonal packs to bring fall and winter vibes to the server.
    Creative Districts: Explore player-built districts like Shopping, Industrial, and Entertainment. Spend diamonds in shops or create your own town in our dynamic world.
    Epic Towns & Lore: Build and role-play in towns like Grimhorn, Vidalia, and Emberforge—part of the united countries of Grimaldia. Our fun, lighthearted lore makes every build unique.
    Events & Challenges: Participate in exciting events like No Fly February, scavenger hunts, and server-wide hangouts. Compete, collaborate, and create unforgettable memories.
    Whitelist-Only, No Resets: Play in a safe, grief-protected world where you can build anywhere (just avoid others’ land). We never reset, so your work is here to stay.
    Inclusive & Fair: We welcome everyone—just don’t be a jerk! Our mod team is here to help and ensures everyone has a great time.

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided and following the instructions on our Discord channel.

    Q: Are there any rules on the server?

    A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. Please familiarize yourself with the rules before joining.

    Q: Can I create my own towns on the server?

    A: Yes, you are encouraged to create your own towns and join in the role-playing experience on Sharkcicle SMP.

    Q: Is there any age requirement to join?

    A: While there is no strict age requirement, we expect all players to behave in a mature and respectful manner towards others on the server.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing creepers who will show you around our magical land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. Want to build a house made entirely of cake? Go for it! How about battling a dragon with a sword made of bacon? We’ve got you covered!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary treasure of the Llama King, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Netherworld, where you can challenge the evil zombie overlords to a dance-off for ultimate power.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Zombie Dances: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 29 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 29
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Friendly Minecraft SMP Crew

    Friendly Minecraft SMP Crew
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a secret underground disco room where you can boogie down with your friends while creepers try to crash the party.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

    Join us on this wild adventure and make some new friends along the way. Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next? Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Dragon Scales Harvested: 117
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Epic Quests Completed: 18

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • CraftyQueers Minecraft Server

    CraftyQueers Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being accused of being gay by your wife every time you wear a pink shirt or hang out with a friend from the LGBTQ community? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone is free to express themselves however they want without judgment!

    Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of their sexual orientation or gender identity. Plus, we have the most fabulous builds and rainbow-colored sheep you’ve ever seen in the game!

    Don’t let your wife’s questionable sense of humor bring you down, come join us and show her that being “gay” in Minecraft is the coolest thing ever! Who knows, maybe she’ll even join in and build a pride parade float with you!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • DadDilemmaCraft

    DadDilemmaCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for some family feud action that will make your own family drama seem like child’s play.

    Imagine a world where you have to choose between your step-siblings, half-siblings, and grandparents. Will you side with your dad and his new family, or will you stick with your mom’s side and risk losing everything? It’s a battle of the families like you’ve never seen before!

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating through family politics while building your dream Minecraft world. Will you build bridges or burn them down? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our server and choose your family wisely. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense? Join now and let the drama begin!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Star Shards Collected: 86

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • ComfortFoodie SMP

    ComfortFoodie SMP
    Are you tired of eating boring old comfort food in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where we have a secret recipe for the most delicious virtual comfort food you’ve ever tasted! Our chefs have been working tirelessly to create the perfect pixelated pizza and mouth-watering Minecraft mac and cheese. Trust us, once you taste our digital delicacies, you’ll never want to eat real food again! So come join us and satisfy your cravings in a whole new way.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Animals Bred: 68 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 18

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Ex Blockerz R Us

    Ex Blockerz R Us
    So picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds in our server when suddenly, out of nowhere, you run into your ex who you never wanted to see again. But fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Ex-Blocker” plugin that automatically teleports you to a different dimension where your ex can’t find you! And if that’s not enough, we also have a “Break-Up Battle Arena” where you can settle your differences with a PvP match to see who truly deserves those diamonds. So come join us and never worry about awkward encounters with your ex again!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Titanic Battles Fought: 18
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 7508

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • CraftyArmeniaUS2021

    CraftyArmeniaUS2021
    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, even the president is talking about it? well, look no further cuz we got u covered, bro! this server is like the ultimate place to be, we got pigs flying, diamonds raining from the sky, and even herobrine himself making guest appearances!

    u know it’s gonna be lit when the US and Armenia are teaming up to make this server a strategic partnership. biden himself is like, “yo, this server is the bomb dot com, u gotta check it out!”

    join us now for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few secret treasure hunts. don’t miss out on the fun, cuz this server is where it’s at, my dudes!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Ores Mined: 8963 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Runes Activated: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Panda Squad Semi Vanilla

    Panda Squad Semi Vanilla

    Semi vanilla minecraft server for epic cool people. a plugin server with /sethome /tpa and other essentialx commands. Donating to the server gets you a special VIP role. Please notify server owner when the donation has been complete with your full Minecraft username.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Crops Grown: 5439
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Epic Shields Constructed: 22

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • FroobWorld: Where Creepers are Friendly, Diamonds are free, and Water Buckets are always empty! 1.21

    FroobWorld: Where Creepers are Friendly, Diamonds are free, and Water Buckets are always empty! 1.21

    Minecraft Server: FroobWorld

    IP s.froobworld.com
    Discord Join FroobWorld Discord
    Website FroobWorld Website
    Dynmap FroobWorld Dynmap

    FroobWorld is a small survival server that’s been running since 2011. If you enjoy the old-school style of SMP, you will probably enjoy our server.

    Our rules are pretty standard – no griefing, no stealing, and no cheating. We keep the chat at PG-13 levels.


    Some features of FroobWorld:

    • Land claiming, with no limit to the size (within reason)
    • Lockette-style chest locking
    • /rtp, /home, /spawn, /tpa, /back commands
    • Long-term maps
    • 32 view distance
    • No donations or prizes in exchange for votes

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Can I grief on the server? No, griefing is not allowed on FroobWorld.
    Are there any server commands available? Yes, we have various commands like /rtp, /home, /spawn, /tpa, and /back.
    How big can my land claim be? There is no limit to the size of your land claim, as long as it is reasonable.
    Can I lock my chests? Yes, we have a Lockette-style chest locking system in place.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Epic Shields Constructed: 17
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Sony and Digital Foundry Minecraft Server

    Sony and Digital Foundry Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind like Sony hyping up the PS5 Pro? Look no further than our server! We promise to deliver image quality so poor, it’ll make you question if you’re playing on a PS4 or a potato. With our cutting-edge technology that Square Enix wishes they had, you’ll experience the true meaning of “what am I looking at?” Join us now for a gaming experience that will leave you scratching your head and laughing all the way to the respawn point!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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