New Minecraft Servers 2025

New Minecraft Servers
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Players: 96/900 Votes: 6449
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
Vanishing Items Found: 8 Epic Battles Fought: 17
Blood Moons Survived: 0 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

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