Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister’s OnlyFans content? Look no further! Our server is filled with more drama and outrageousness than a family argument over plastic surgery and bimbo fetishes.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where everyone is either a hypersexual weirdo or a prude who can’t handle a joke. Build your own plastic sex doll empire or just sit back and watch the chaos unfold as family members fight over morality and self-respect.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to escape reality and dive into a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sister’s questionable career choices). Join now and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of this dysfunctional family).

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 92/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found: 3076 Dragon Eggs Found: 7449
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16
Reality Warps Survived: 0 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Crafty Leftist Minecraft Server

    Crafty Leftist Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where we have scientifically proven that playing Minecraft increases your IQ by 100 points! That’s right, forget about studying or reading books, just join our server and watch your brain power skyrocket!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret potion in the game that turns you into a genius for 24 hours. Imagine building the most epic structures and solving complex puzzles with ease, all thanks to our magical potion!

    And if you’re worried about brain damage, don’t be! We have a team of brain surgeons on standby in case anything goes wrong. So come join us on our server and become the smartest player in Minecraft history – no inbreeding required!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 5 Divine Spears Created: 12
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 11 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Animals Bred: 154

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Period Minecraft SMP Chuubas

    Period Minecraft SMP Chuubas
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with the chickens or fight against them?

    2. Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny,” said to grant its wielder the power to control time and space. But be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only respond to interpretive dance.

    3. Every full moon, the trees in our server come to life and start throwing apples at unsuspecting players. It’s a fruit-filled frenzy that you won’t want to miss!

    4. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. But be careful, because if you don’t give him enough attention, he’ll blow up your house in a fit of ghostly rage.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life! Just be sure to pack some extra torches and a sense of humor.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 19
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • FormulaCraft Minecraft Server

    FormulaCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of respecting parenting decisions…unless they involve not feeding a hungry baby! Join us for the most chaotic and outrageous adventures, just like the time our player had to feed their niece formula to save the day! Who knew Minecraft could be so wild? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just don’t forget to bring your own baby formula!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 18 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • MakeupMayhemCraft

    MakeupMayhemCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that values your makeup skills? Look no further than our server, where we appreciate a good matte face with a shiny lid look!

    Join us for outrageous makeup challenges where you can show off your curated makeup collection. Don’t worry about anyone inspecting your makeup bag – we only care about your creativity and skills!

    And if you ever need a professional makeup artist, don’t worry – we’ve got you covered. Just like the bride who insisted on new makeup for her wedding, we’ll make sure you look camera-ready for all your in-game adventures.

    So come join us on the most glamorous Minecraft server around, where your makeup game is just as important as your building skills. Who knew pixelated blocks could look this fabulous?

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Potions Brewed: 124 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • EnablingEnderman Minecraft SMP

    EnablingEnderman Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and shenanigans that will have you questioning your sanity.

    We have a strict “no boring builds allowed” policy, so get ready to unleash your creativity and build the most outrageous structures you can think of. From giant toilet houses to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, the possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even participate in our weekly “Deathmatch Monday” events where players battle it out in a gladiator-style arena for epic loot.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let the insanity begin! Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server, known far and wide for your wacky builds and crazy antics.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 42 Divine Scrolls Written: 21
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • HateTrendCraft

    HateTrendCraft
    Are you tired of all those boring Minecraft servers with the same old trends? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join us if you can’t stand the trend of building boring old houses and want to create a giant toilet-shaped mansion instead. Yes, you heard that right – we encourage all our players to embrace their inner plumber and build the most outrageous toilets you can imagine. Who needs a castle when you can have a throne room fit for a king?

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Join forces with these feathered warriors as they battle against the evil Sheep Empire in epic, high-stakes showdowns. Will you fight for the side of clucks or bleats? The choice is yours!

    So if you’re ready to ditch the boring trends and embrace the absurdity, come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows what hilarious adventures await you in this wacky world?

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43
    Epic Quests Completed: 14 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • WeCanGoMining

    WeCanGoMining

    Fast-paced box PvP action, intense battles, custom gear, and non-stop fun! Join WeCanGoMining today!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 New Chunks Explored: 774714
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 10 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • VerifiedPlus

    VerifiedPlus

    Vote For Verified+ Here! Season 1 Started 9/18/24 Become A OG now! New Survival SMP, Crystal PVP, SMP PVP, and good fighters!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Towns Built: 10 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 10

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Join the No-Drama Vanilla Club – Where Even the Creepers Respect Personal Space! 1.20 Update now available!

    Join the No-Drama Vanilla Club – Where Even the Creepers Respect Personal Space! 1.20 Update now available!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Platform Server Address Port
    Java (PC/MAC/Linux) mc.peacefulvanilla.club None
    Bedrock (PE/Console) bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club 19132

    FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

    How do I connect to the server?

    For Java players, connect to mc.peacefulvanilla.club. For Bedrock players, connect to bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club with port 19132. You can also add “Nifty Nemesis” as a friend on Bedrock and connect through the multiplayer friends tab.

    Is PvP allowed on the server?

    PvP is restricted to designated arenas on the server. In other areas, there is no PvP, creating a stress-free environment.

    Are there map resets on the server?

    Since its inception in Summer 2019, the server’s map has remained untouched. There are no map resets, providing a continuous and evolving world.

    How can I protect my territory on the server?

    You can secure your land by claiming it with a unique block. Obtain your first claim block after 30 minutes of playtime, and purchase more at the spawn.

    Is there an in-game economy on the server?

    Yes, the server features a player-managed economy where you can set up shops with villagers, rent and sell areas to other players, and engage in various economic activities.

    Are there playtime ranks on the server?

    Yes, your playtime on the server matters as you can unlock rewards and permissions by ascending through playtime ranks. The more you play, the higher you rank.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Ores Mined: 8111 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 19 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 26

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Throne & Liberty Minecraft Server

    Throne & Liberty Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine a world where you can battle it out in intense PvP matches while also embarking on thrilling MMORPG quests. This server is like no other, it’s like a mix of Korean drama and Minecraft madness!

    Join us on September 26th for Early Access and witness the chaos unfold. Will you be the one to claim the throne and liberty for all? Or will you be defeated by the forces of darkness and never see the light of day again?

    Don’t miss out on the full release on October 1st, where the stakes are higher, the quests are crazier, and the battles are more intense than ever before. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this epic adventure!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the ultimate Minecraft server like never before. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of Throne and Liberty!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Dimension Hops: 7
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Switch Minecraft SMP Console PC Funny

    Switch Minecraft SMP Console PC Funny
    Are you tired of being stuck on your console like a sad potato while all the cool kids are playing on PC? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new world of possibilities that will make your console cry tears of envy.

    Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of a cave, when suddenly a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows you up. But fear not, on our SMP, you can respawn with a brand new set of diamond armor and a pet dragon to help you exact revenge on that pesky creeper.

    And that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that roams the lands and grants wishes to those who are brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to ride the Diamond Unicorn into battle against an army of evil mobs and emerged victorious.

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your console woes and join us on our Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs consoles when you can have pet dragons and Diamond Unicorns, am I right?

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Ores Mined: 9836
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • InstaBlock Minecraft Server

    InstaBlock Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of dealing with a controlling partner? Look no further! Join our server for a safe space where you can build and mine without the fear of someone demanding you remove all your male followers on Instagram.

    Our server is a place where you can post all the bikini pics and sports bra selfies you want without anyone telling you to take them down. We encourage self-expression and freedom, so feel free to show off those abs and climb those virtual rocks without judgment.

    Plus, our server is filled with supportive players who will never give you an ultimatum between them and your male followers. We believe in trust and respect, so you can sip on virtual drinks with your virtual girlfriends without any drama.

    So come join us on the most liberating Minecraft server out there! Build, explore, and be yourself without any controlling boyfriends breathing down your neck. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life ultimatums.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Chimeras Created: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 11 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • BlockyBridezilla

    BlockyBridezilla
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in sibling rivalry taken to the next level! Join us for a chance to settle your differences with your sister in a virtual world where anything is possible.

    Imagine a scenario where you and your sister are competing to build the most extravagant wedding dress in Minecraft. Will you go for a traditional white gown or a daring neon pink creation? The choice is yours!

    But beware, as snarky comments and passive-aggressive remarks are the norm on our server. Get ready to defend your build and your honor as you navigate through family drama and Minecraft challenges.

    So, if you’re looking for a server where you can unleash your creativity and settle scores with your sister in a hilarious and outrageous way, look no further! Join us now and let the wedding dress wars begin!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 30
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • ChildhoodNostalgiaMC SMP

    ChildhoodNostalgiaMC SMP
    Are you tired of adulting and longing for the carefree days of your childhood? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can relive your childhood memories in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds with your best friend when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come prancing by, followed by a pack of flying pigs. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else!

    But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with a starchy fist. Rumor has it that he grants wishes to those who can bring him the rarest potato in all the land. Will you be the one to claim the title of Potato Champion?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the absurdity begin! Remember, in this world, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding cow).

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 12
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 25
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
    Star Shards Collected: 195 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • CraftyCash30K

    CraftyCash30K
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can turn that 30,000 dollars into virtual diamonds and emeralds! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual empire and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist (or diamond sword, whichever you prefer).

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a dragon made entirely out of TNT. Will you be brave enough to face the explosive beast and claim the treasure for yourself?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the richest player in all of Minecraft history – or blow yourself up trying. The choice is yours!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Magic Items Found: 8706 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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