SisCraft: The Parentification Trauma Minecraft Server

BlockBlastin’ Beirut

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yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got crazier battles than hezbollah vs israel! our top military officials are constantly getting taken out by insane airstrikes in beirut… but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! join us for some intense pvp action and see if u can survive longer than our top dude did! plus, we got the best loot and craziest builds u won’t find anywhere else. so come on, what u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

🍫 RAISINCLOUD 🧡 A cozy project for you! 🧡 Minecraft server

{Moderation team}, Ant Battle, anti cheat, balanced modes, beautiful maps, Bed wars, build battle, Builders, cakes, Castle Battle, Cozy, cs go, Deathrun, Economy, Events, Giveaways, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hosting, Hunger Games, invite a friend, login privileges, Low Ping, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Minecraft, Mob Arena, one block, OWNER, Paintball, Parkour, Project, Quake, Server, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, tea, technical support, TNT Run, tube project, unique quest system, versions 1.8

❤️ We are the most tube project of all that you could see anywhere. Balanced modes will give you unforgettable impressions during the entire time spent with us. Beautiful maps, thoughtful concepts, frequent events, stable hosting and this is far from all that our project can boast of. We are waiting for you, and do not forget to grab some tea, it will be difficult to tear yourself away!

Brief description of the content on the server:

* Daily login privileges

* Generous “Invite a Friend!” system

* Unique quest system

* Frequent events and giveaways

* The most beautiful maps from our builders

* Reliable moderation team

* The most powerful anti-cheat

* Balanced economy

* Fast and responsive technical support

* Low ping

* Support for all versions starting from 1.8

* Good, wonderful, beautiful, and most importantly modest Owner

* Still reading the description? Stop hesitating, come in, we’re already waiting for you!

P.S. We also have the most delicious cakes!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

No Coordinates, No Elytra, No Resets – Just Chaos and Fun on NoCoords Legacy 1.21 Semi-Anarchy!

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IP	nclegacy.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/2j5MN8svxM

Overview

NoCoords Legacy is a semi-vanilla, semi-anarchy Minecraft server with minor adjustments to improve game balance. Some modifications include disabled coordinates, disabled elytra, and more. The server has minimal rules to ensure a fun and safe experience for all players.

Basic Rules

No Cheating
No Exploiting
No Bigotry
No Doxxing/Harassment

For more details on the rules, refer to the server spawn.

FAQ

Q: Are coordinates completely disabled on the server?

A: Yes, coordinates are disabled to add a challenge to navigation in the game.

Q: Can I use elytra on the server?

A: No, elytra are disabled on NoCoords Legacy to maintain game balance.

Q: What happens if I use end crystals or bed explosions?

A: End crystals and bed explosions do no damage to players or the environment on this server.

Q: Will I encounter phantoms while playing on this server?

A: Phantom spawning is disabled on NoCoords Legacy.

Q: Is it possible to take void damage on the nether roof?

A: Yes, void damage is enabled on the nether roof to prevent exploits.

Q: Where can I find more information about the server rules?

A: You can find additional details on the rules at the server spawn location.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Crafty Creeper Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind and transport you to a world of pure insanity! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a rainbow-colored llama through a field of exploding chickens while battling a giant zombie wearing a tutu. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough in our server, you’ll find a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes?

So come join us on this wild ride and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe this server will be the cover story in 2026 for being the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Void Gems Collected:	30
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Bow Down To Your New God Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins have no sense of humor? Well, look no further because on this server, /a/ is your new god! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds or building epic structures, all you need to do is worship /a/ and you’ll be blessed with infinite resources and protection from creepers.

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that he’s willing to share with those who can defeat him in a dance-off. That’s right, you heard me, a dance-off with a dragon! So put on your dancing shoes and get ready to boogie down with the most fearsome creature in all of Minecraft.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a team of ninja villagers who will challenge you to a game of rock-paper-scissors for a chance to enter. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to prove your worth against the most skilled villagers in all the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft experience of your life. /a/ awaits your worship!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Dimension Hops:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
New Chunks Explored:	388086	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

BlockyBedRejects

30s, advances, assigned seats, Attention, BlockyBedRejects, cleaning, Conversation, Cooking, counseling, CUDDLE, day off, Dismissive, husband, ice cream, Intimacy, Kids, Marriage, mean, Rejecting, SAHM, snuggle, toxic parents

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape from your toxic relationship drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and craft away from all the real-life nonsense.

Join us for a chance to escape the assigned sofa seats of your in-laws and create your own virtual paradise. No need to worry about being shooed away or getting zero attention here – our community is all about supporting each other and having a great time.

And if you’re tired of always giving in and doing things someone else’s way, our server is the perfect place to assert your independence and build your own empire. Plus, we offer virtual counseling sessions for those who need a little extra support (sorry, real-life husband not included).

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your relationship drama behind – because who needs real-life intimacy when you have virtual diamonds to mine?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Buildings Constructed:	47
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

DinnerCraft SMP

Cooking, cooking at home, cooking for family, cooking inspiration, Dinner, dinner ideas, dinner menu, dinner preparation, dinner recipes, dinnercraft, family dinner, food preparation, home cooked dinner, home cooked meals, home cooking, meal ideas, meal planning, meal planning ideas, meal prep, menu planning, recipe ideas, smp

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing cooking is the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is serving up a feast of fun and excitement! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing on the menu is epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so lit that even the creepers are bringing marshmallows to roast over the lava pits. We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone, and more drama than a soap opera starring Endermen. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as spicy as a Nether fortress and as sweet as a golden apple, then come join us for dinner tomorrow and let’s cook up some epic memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftyBlockz

addiction, addiction recovery, addiction treatment, alcohol addiction, behavioral addiction, compulsive behavior, CraftyBlockz, drug addiction, food addiction, gambling addiction, internet addiction, mental health, pornography addiction, prescription drug addiction, shopping addiction, social media addiction, substance abuse, technology addiction, underestimated addiction, video game addiction, work addiction

Minecraft addiction, duh! And if you want to feed your addiction to the max, then you need to join our server ASAP. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a house so epic, it made Notch himself shed a tear of joy. The house was so magnificent that it attracted a herd of wild llamas who moved in and started paying rent in diamonds. True story. So if you want to experience the magic of llamas paying rent in diamonds, then you better join our server now!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8079
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Cube Emperium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the Cube Emperium, a friendly minecraft server with lots to do, places to go, and things to build.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Ribitech Presents Skytisfactory

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RibiTech Presents the latest Skyblocking experience, from the creators of Sky Bees 2 and Minecolonies: M.A.I.O; Skytisfactory. We will always try to run the latest version of Skytisfactory. You can join us on direct address: others-dependent.gl.joinmc.link Port is not needed if you join through that address.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

TinyScoopEarth {54 Flavors}{1.21}{Hide & Seek}{Age 2+}{PlentyofClaims}{Huge Community}{Minimum Render Distance}{Decade of Stories}

10+ Year History, 2PlentyofClaimsHuge, Age 25+, Claims, Community, CommunityMinimum, Creative Server, Creeper Griefing, Discord, DistanceDecade, Dynmap, Enderman, Flavors1.21Hide, hard difficulty, independent, legacy server, Map, Minecraft, Peak Times, Render, Render Distance, SeekAge, Server, smaller, Stories, TinyScoopEarth, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, Whitelist, world border

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Details
Age Requirement	25+
Ranks/Moderator Positions	No
Area Claim Plugins	No
World Start Date	June 9th, 2023
World Border	30k blocks from spawn (expandable)
Peak Online Players	8-12
Render Distance	32 Chunks
Difficulty	Hard

Frequently Asked Questions

Can I join the server if I’m under 25?

Unfortunately, we have an age requirement of 25+ for all players.

Are there any special rules regarding griefing?

Enderman and Creeper griefing are turned off, but other forms of grief protection are in place.

How can I change my in-game chat text color?

We have a plugin that allows players to change their in-game chat text color.

Is there a separate server for creative gameplay?

Yes, we have a Creative server where you can practice building or redstone machines.

What is DiscordSVR and how does it work?

DiscordSVR bridges in-game chat with a Discord channel to allow communication between players.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Pixel Mart Minecraft Server

asking price, give price, how much, item appraisal, item for sale, item pricing, item valuation, lol, Mart, Minecraft, PIXEL, price inquiry, price quote, selling belongings, selling goods, selling items, selling merchandise, selling online, selling possessions, selling products, selling stuff, Server, want to sell item

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the prices are as outrageous as the stories we make up to sell items!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of haggling with players who respond with “lol” when you ask for a price. It’s like a virtual flea market where the only currency accepted is laughter!

Our server is full of insane stories, like the time a player traded a diamond sword for a stack of dirt because they believed it was a rare artifact from the ancient dirt civilization. Who knows what crazy trades you’ll come across next!

So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky fun. Who knows, you might just walk away with a priceless item for the low, low price of a joke!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	6467
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP

autumn, black friday, BlockyBanter, CELEBRATIONS, countdown, cyber monday, end of year, Events, Fall, family gatherings, festive season, Gratitude, holidays, Minecraft, November 2024, Planning, Reflection, resolutions, shopping, smp, Thanksgiving, Traditions, travel

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens who have taken over the server and are demanding all the diamonds as tribute. Will you be able to defeat them and reclaim your precious resources?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw the wildest parties every Saturday night. Get your groove on with these funky animals and show off your best dance moves!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere in the world. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this legendary loot?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocky madness!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2172	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Farms Harvested:	292	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CryCraft: No More Tears

Attention, Boundaries, Choices, CryCraft, crying, Fallout, Friend, hooking up, male attention, Moral values, one night stand, relationship, Religious, religious beliefs, religious conflict, roommate, roommates, sex, sobbing, Tears, Understanding, victim mentality

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your roommate’s love life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and questionable decisions.

Just like your roommate, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. You never know what will happen next, whether it’s a sobbing session in the living room or a heated argument over who stole the diamonds.

But don’t worry, we’ll always be here to cheer you up and make you feel better, just like you did for your roommate. And who knows, maybe you’ll find your own religious bf who will try to keep you from coming over for some steamy Minecraft sessions.

So if you’re tired of the same old boring servers and want a taste of the chaotic life, join us now! Just remember, no crying on the couch if you lose all your loot.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Love Letters Sent:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SecretSMPExposed – Minecraft SMP

#revelation, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, confession, consequences, Deception, emotional turmoil, exposure, forgiveness, Guilt, Hidden Truth, Honesty, long-term secret, Minecraft, personal growth, relationship, secret, SecretSMPExposed, smp, Trust

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the juicy secrets and scandalous gossip!

Join our server and uncover all the hidden secrets that players have been keeping from each other. From stolen diamonds to secret alliances, you never know what drama will unfold next. And don’t worry, we have a strict no snitching policy… unless, of course, you want to start a server-wide war.

Expose someone’s secret and watch as chaos ensues. Will friendships be ruined? Will alliances be broken? Will someone build a giant statue of you in their honor for spilling the tea? The possibilities are endless on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP.

So come join us and let the drama begin! Who knows, you might just become the most notorious player on the server.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	325
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2