SisCraft: No Therapy for You! | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4488
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Ores Mined:	9826
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a break from real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where you can escape to a world of blocks and adventures!

Join our server for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your friends. But that’s not all – we also offer virtual therapy sessions for those who need a break from their real-life responsibilities.

Imagine a world where you can leave behind all your worries and focus on crafting the perfect pickaxe. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun, away from the chaos of everyday life.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave your real-life drama at the door. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Underrated KinoCraft 1.21.2

1.21.2, Cinema, cinematic masterpiece, extremely underrated kino, film, film buffs, Film Critics, film industry, film lovers, film recommendations, Hidden Gem, Kino, KinoCraft, Movie, movie buffs, must watch, Overlooked, Underappreciated, Underrated, underrated classics, underrated films, underrated gems

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2426
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	522	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	524775
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like the holy grail of virtual worlds, but with a twist of madness and chaos that will make your brain explode with joy!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? But suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping golden apples and chanting “Hail the almighty potato!”

And that’s just the beginning, dude! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and tophats, and they challenge you to a dance-off instead of attacking you. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, bro!

Plus, the admins are actual wizards who can turn your wooden sword into a lightsaber or your dirt house into a freaking castle. It’s like living in a fever dream, but in the best way possible!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but in a good way!

MommaMIA_BlockParty

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, difficult conversations, Emotional Abuse, estrangement, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, forgiveness, generational trauma, healing, mental health, MommaMIA_BlockParty, personal growth, self-care, self-empowerment, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, support system, toxic relationships

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9227
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6597	Runes Activated:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	144
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Falling into the Void:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from family drama? Look no further! Our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about your mom calling you every name in the book. Join us and build your dream world where you never have to deal with toxic family members again!

We have a special feature where you can block annoying players, just like you blocked your mom. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into forgiving them, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I’m not talking to my mom, okay?!”

Join our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your mom’s insults. Build a world where you’re the hero and your mom is just a pixelated memory. Trust us, you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about family drama.

PizzaPals Minecraft SMP

anchovies, artichokes, bacon, barbecue chicken, buffalo chicken, Cheese, DELICIOUS, feta cheese, Food, garlic, jalapenos, Minecraft, mushrooms, olives, onions, Pepperoni, Pineapple, pizza, PizzaPals, SAUSAGE, smp, spinach, toppings

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7671
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ores Mined:	7758
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like a pizza party but with blocks and creepers! Like, imagine riding a pig into battle against a giant pizza monster, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server. And get this, the admins are actually aliens disguised as chickens, so you never know what kind of wacky events they’ll come up with next. Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted pizza slices, guarded by a team of ninja llamas. Trust me, you won’t find a more bonkers and fun server anywhere else. So come join us and let’s get this pizza party started! 🍕🎉 #minecraftmadness #pizzaadventures

BlockyBodyLove

BlockyBodyLove, Body appreciation, body image, body positivity, Confidence, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self love practice, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-affirmation, self-care, self-empowerment, self-forgiveness, self-love journey, self-validation

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6028
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	18
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Star Shards Collected:	119
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Are you tired of being body-shamed by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is all about body positivity! Join us and watch as your blocky avatar gains confidence and starts strutting its stuff in those pixelated leggings. Our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your dream body one block at a time. So come join us and let’s show those mobs that we’re beautiful just the way we are!

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4333
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	388	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2203
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6278
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Void Gems Collected:	38	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5742
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5832
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9882
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3374
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8543
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4906
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1988	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Divine Spears Created:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6416
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6943
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌