SisCraft: No Room for Disabled!

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Looking for a reason to join? Well, imagine a world where your older sister, with the mind of a 14-year-old and a love for re-watching Pretty Little Liars all day, moves in with you in-game.

Picture this: your sister, who weighs 350 pounds and has severe ADHD, requires 24/7 care in Minecraft. You’ll have to remind her to shower, brush her teeth, and even help with her personal hygiene. But watch out, she has severe anger issues and might throw blocks or smash glass cups if she gets mad. Can you handle the chaos?

And don’t forget about your virtual cat and betta fish – will they survive the wrath of your Minecraft sister? Join our server now and experience the ultimate challenge of caring for a virtual sibling while trying to survive and thrive in the world of blocks! Who needs real-life stress when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?

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  • CraftyTrumpTarrifsLOL

    CraftyTrumpTarrifsLOL
    come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where trump is out here ruining trade deals and causing mayhem. on our server, you can build a wall around your house to keep out any unwanted tariffs or crazy politicians. we promise no tariffs on our server, just good times and epic builds. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any crazy world leaders trying to mess with your minecraft experience. so come on over and join us, because on our server, the only thing getting destroyed is creepers, not trade deals.

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  • ⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

    ⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

    Straight Up Minecraft Server

    Server Information

    Server IPplay.straightupminecraft.com
    Join us on Discordhttps://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

    About Straight Up

    Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

    Features:

    • [🧨] PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or protection.
    • [💻] Stable server performance.
    • [🌎] No world resets. Ever.
    • [🍪] Minor quality of life changes.
    • [‼️] Unobtrusive anticheat.
    • [🚫] No /tpa, /warp, /home, currency, factions, or economy plugins.

    FAQ

    QuestionAnswer
    Can I claim land or protect my builds?No, land claims or protection plugins are not available on the server.
    Are world resets common?No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding.
    What changes are made to gameplay?Minor quality of life changes like obtaining player heads by killing players and using cookies to prevent phantom spawning without moving your bed.
    Are there any teleportation commands?No, commands like /tpa, /warp, and /home are not available on the server.
    Is there an economy system?No, the server strives to provide a true vanilla survival experience without currency, factions, or economy plugins.

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  • FestParkPass Minecraft Server

    FestParkPass Minecraft Server
    Join our EPIC Minecraft server where we SQUEEZE six players into one car! Forget about safety and logic, we’re all about the thrill of breaking the rules!

    Our SUV can only fit five players, but who cares? Let’s CRAM four people in the back without seatbelts because saving $50 on a parking pass is totally worth it! Who needs laws when you can have FUN, amirite?

    Don’t be a party pooper like the OP in this story, come join us and live life on the edge! We don’t care about tickets or safety, we just want to have a wild time in Minecraft! Plus, we have unemployed players who will do anything to save a few bucks, so you know it’s gonna be a crazy ride!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s see how many players we can fit in a single car! It’s gonna be a bumpy, law-breaking, seatbelt-less adventure that you’ll never forget!

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  • ExBlocker: No Cheating Here!

    ExBlocker: No Cheating Here!
    🌟🌈🎮 Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server ever, where drama is as common as creepers blowing up your house! 🎮🌈🌟

    Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone! 🎢

    Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story that will make you question everything you thought you knew about relationships in Minecraft…

    Once upon a time, there was a player named Mike (19m) who thought he could get away with giving hickeys to another player named Sarah (21f) on a dare. But little did he know, his ex-girlfriend (19f) found out and decided to team up with Sarah to expose his scandalous deeds!

    But wait, there’s more! Mike’s friends knew about his hickey-giving ways and didn’t say a word to his ex-girlfriend. Talk about betrayal in the world of blocks and mobs!

    So, if you’re looking for a server where drama is served hotter than a blaze in the Nether, then this is the place for you! Join now and witness the craziest love triangle in Minecraft history unfold before your very eyes! 💔🔥🤣

    Remember, on this server, the only thing more explosive than TNT is the gossip! 💣🙊🤪

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  • BizCraft SMP: Govt Inc.

    BizCraft SMP: Govt Inc.
    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like running a country but with blocks and creepers! It’s like being the CEO of a business, but instead of meetings you have to fight off zombies and build epic castles.

    We have a secret underground bunker where we hold our meetings and plan world domination (in Minecraft of course). Plus, our currency is diamonds so you can literally be rolling in riches.

    And get this, the president of the server is a talking llama who wears a top hat. He’s super wise and gives the best advice, like “always carry a bucket of lava for emergencies”.

    So come join us and be part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP ever! Who needs real life when you can rule a virtual world with your blocky buddies? Let’s goooooooo!

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