Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Looking for a reason to join? Well, imagine a world where your older sister, with the mind of a 14-year-old and a love for re-watching Pretty Little Liars all day, moves in with you in-game.

Picture this: your sister, who weighs 350 pounds and has severe ADHD, requires 24/7 care in Minecraft. You’ll have to remind her to shower, brush her teeth, and even help with her personal hygiene. But watch out, she has severe anger issues and might throw blocks or smash glass cups if she gets mad. Can you handle the chaos?

And don’t forget about your virtual cat and betta fish – will they survive the wrath of your Minecraft sister? Join our server now and experience the ultimate challenge of caring for a virtual sibling while trying to survive and thrive in the world of blocks! Who needs real-life stress when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?

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  • CraftyUkrDefenseFin

    CraftyUkrDefenseFin
    Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like Finland giving Ukraine $691 million in military gear? Well, look no further fam cuz this server is the bomb diggity! We got creepers that explode like fireworks, zombies that breakdance, and skeletons that shoot arrows faster than you can say “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.”

    Join us and you’ll be swimming in diamonds faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.” We’ve got a community so tight, it’s like a creeper hug that doesn’t explode in your face. Plus, our mods are so OP, they make Notch himself jealous.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just like Finland won’t regret giving Ukraine all that military swag. Let’s get this party started, Minecraft style!

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  • RunicaMC

    RunicaMC

    RunicaMC Minecraft Server Overview

    SeasonSeason 1 (Fantasy)
    FeaturesCustom Origins + Races, Bosses, Custom Items, Quests
    CompatibilityBedrock – Java Compatible

    Join RunicaMC today and experience a whole new Minecraft adventure!

    For more information and to join the server, contact AbyssalGlyph on Discord or join the Discord server using the link provided above.

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    QuestionAnswer
    Is the server Vanilla?Yes, the server is completely Vanilla.
    What features does the server offer?The server offers Custom Origins + Races, Bosses, Custom Items, and Quests.
    Is the server compatible with Bedrock and Java?Yes, the server is compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions.

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  • RegretfulSexMinecraftSMP

    RegretfulSexMinecraftSMP
    OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your pants but for your brain! Like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground rave where all the mobs were dancing to techno music. And then I found a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that gave me super speed and made me fly like a majestic chicken. And don’t even get me started on the time I built a roller coaster that went through a portal to the Nether and I rode a ghast like a boss.

    So, like, come join us and experience the most epic, mind-blowing, pants-wetting adventures ever in Minecraft history. You won’t regret it, unless you regret having sex with that person, then maybe you will regret it. But seriously, join us and let’s make some memories that will make your grandkids say, “Wow, Grandma/Grandpa, you were a total badass in Minecraft!”

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  • CraftyPutinSpyFun

    CraftyPutinSpyFun
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a server for you! Join us and uncover the truth about Trump being a Russian Spy in our hilarious conspiracy theory-themed world. Build your base, gather resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian spies trying to infiltrate your pixelated paradise. Join now for a wild ride filled with laughs, intrigue, and maybe even a few explosions (just kidding, but not really). Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

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  • LoanCraft: UKraine Fun!

    LoanCraft: UKraine Fun!
    So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. You gotta join because, like, the admins are, like, wizards who can turn creepers into cute little bunnies. And, like, the players are all unicorns who poop out diamonds. It’s, like, a magical land where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where Steve and Herobrine dance the night away. So, like, come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together!

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