Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Looking for a reason to join? Well, imagine a world where your older sister, with the mind of a 14-year-old and a love for re-watching Pretty Little Liars all day, moves in with you in-game.

Picture this: your sister, who weighs 350 pounds and has severe ADHD, requires 24/7 care in Minecraft. You’ll have to remind her to shower, brush her teeth, and even help with her personal hygiene. But watch out, she has severe anger issues and might throw blocks or smash glass cups if she gets mad. Can you handle the chaos?

And don’t forget about your virtual cat and betta fish – will they survive the wrath of your Minecraft sister? Join our server now and experience the ultimate challenge of caring for a virtual sibling while trying to survive and thrive in the world of blocks! Who needs real-life stress when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?

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  • ManhoodMysteriesMC SMP

    ManhoodMysteriesMC SMP
    Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. We have crazy events like pig jousting tournaments and creeper karaoke nights. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground base filled with treasure and memes. Trust me, you won’t find a better SMP out there. So grab your pickaxe and join us for some epic adventures!

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  • Sock Stepper’s Paradise

    Sock Stepper’s Paradise
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only insults you hear are “noob” and “git gud”? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for hilarious and innocent insults that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing!

    Join our server and experience a world where players roast each other with creative insults like “I hope your pickaxe breaks right before you find diamonds” or “May all your creepers be charged and your chickens be explosive!”

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Insult Battle Arena, where players face off in epic insult battles to see who can come up with the wittiest burns. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy made entirely of diamond blocks!

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most hilarious and outrageous insults in the Minecraft universe? Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave!

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  • Pixelated Keto Health Land

    Pixelated Keto Health Land
    so like, u know how u play minecraft and u get hungry all the time? well this server is like the ultimate keto diet for ur virtual self! instead of eating bread and potatoes, u gotta eat virtual meat and veggies to survive. but don’t worry, it’s not all about the food. we also have epic quests where u gotta fight off evil mobs with ur keto powers. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword that’s been infused with the power of bacon. so come join us on this crazy keto minecraft adventure and get ready to level up ur metabolic health while having a blast!

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  • Hubris SMP

    Hubris SMP
    Server Details
    Base Modpack Builder’s Paradise 2 with ~20 custom mods
    Dedicated Server Running 24/7 for seamless and reliable gameplay
    Focus Building, storytelling, and collaborative decision-making
    Roleplay & Events Freedom to pitch ideas, create roles, and join or lead engaging community-driven events
    Unique Gameplay Custom mods and admin-led surprises ensure a dynamic and ever-evolving experience
    Requirements
    Microphone required For proximity and voice chat features
    Stream-friendly Some members are streaming, and you may appear in their broadcasts
    Vetting Process Join our vetting server to help us foster a positive and welcoming community
    Why Join Hubris SMP
    A supportive environment for builders and storytellers
    Collaborative gameplay where your ideas and creativity shape the experience
    Admin-led events to enhance the SMP’s story and create unforgettable moments
    Streamer-friendly rules to ensure smooth interaction, whether on or off-camera

    FAQ

    1. How can I join Hubris SMP?

    To join Hubris SMP, you can join the vetting server through the link provided and go through the vetting process.

    2. What is the base modpack for the server?

    The base modpack for Hubris SMP is Builder’s Paradise 2, which includes around 20 custom mods for added creativity.

    3. Are there any specific requirements to join the server?

    Yes, a microphone is required for proximity and voice chat features. The server is also stream-friendly, and there is a vetting process to ensure a positive community environment.

    4. What can I expect from the gameplay on Hubris SMP?

    Players can expect a focus on building, storytelling, and collaborative decision-making. The server also hosts roleplay events and unique gameplay experiences with custom mods.

    5. How many spots are available on Hubris SMP?

    As the community is already growing, there are only a few spots remaining on Hubris SMP. Interested players are encouraged to sign up soon to secure their spot.

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  • GoodDeedDollars

    GoodDeedDollars
    Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server where you can become a virtual millionaire in just 24 hours! How, you ask? Well, every time you do a good deed in our server, you earn a virtual dollar. And let’s just say, the opportunities for good deeds are endless!

    From helping lost players find their way back home to donating virtual food to hungry villagers, there are so many ways to rack up those dollars. And the best part? You start with a big fat zero, so you’ll be on your way to riches in no time!

    But be warned, there are some players who will stop at nothing to steal your virtual dollars. So keep your eyes peeled and your pickaxe ready for any shady characters lurking in the shadows.

    Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the wealthiest player in all of Minecraft! Who needs diamonds when you have virtual dollars, am I right?

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