SisCraft: No Favors for Little Sis

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as a 28-volume book series? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring 26 amazing worlds, with 2 more on the way!

Need early access to the next volumes of the book series? Don’t worry, our server has connections to the publishing industry! Just ask our admin, who just so happens to be the dad of one of our players, and you might get early copies of the next volumes. Disclaimer: We can’t guarantee it, but hey, it’s worth a shot, right?

So come on down to our server, where the adventures are endless and the drama is real. Just like trying to get early copies of a book series, you never know what might happen next!

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  • SpankCraft SMP: Parental Impact

    SpankCraft SMP: Parental Impact
    Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the bomb diggity! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, once upon a time, there was this dude who joined the server and he was like, “Yo, I’m here to build the biggest potato farm ever!” And we were all like, “Dude, that’s so random, but go for it!” And guess what? He actually did it! His potato farm was so massive, it caused a potato shortage in the virtual world. People were trading diamonds for potatoes, it was insane!

    But that’s not all, we also have this legendary player who goes by the name of ChickenChaser69. This dude is like the Chuck Norris of Minecraft, he once punched a creeper so hard, it turned into a fluffy bunny. True story, bro, true story.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have the best parties on the server. We once had a dance-off at the spawn point and let me tell you, things got wild. There were llamas breakdancing, pigs doing the cha-cha, it was a sight to behold.

    So, if you wanna be part of this crazy, wacky, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP, then come on over and join us. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legend of the server. Or maybe you’ll just end up building a really cool treehouse. Either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

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  • MineCraftySlimming

    MineCraftySlimming
    Are you tired of those boring old Minecraft servers that just make you sit around and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server will have you shedding pounds faster than a creeper explodes! Our virtual world is so intense and action-packed that you’ll be running, jumping, and fighting off mobs like a Minecraft ninja in no time. Say goodbye to that extra weight and hello to a lean, mean, block-building machine! Join us now and start your epic quest for the ultimate slim-down adventure!

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  • RichestCraft Minecraft Server

    RichestCraft Minecraft Server
    lol join our epic minecraft server where we extract all the diamonds from india and give half of it to the richest 10% of players! we’re like the oxfam of minecraft servers, redistributing wealth in the most chaotic way possible. come join the fun and see if you can become part of the elite 10% who control all the riches in the game. who needs colonialism when you have our server? join now and start your journey to virtual wealth and power!

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  • CzechCraft: No More Russian Oil

    CzechCraft: No More Russian Oil
    lolz come join this epic minecraft server where we got more pipelines than the czech republic, but we aint relyin on no russian oil, we got that sweet sweet redstone power baby!

    we got villagers who can speak 10 different languages, including pig latin and villagerese. they’ll trade you diamonds for dirt, cuz they crazy like that.

    our admins once built a rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon, and back again. it’s so fast, you’ll need a seatbelt for your minecraft character.

    oh and did we mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps? good luck finding it, we hid it so well even we can’t remember where it is.

    so come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

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  • Mouse Heat Wave Server

    Mouse Heat Wave Server
    join dis epic minecraft server where ur core body temperature will INCREASE by 0.4°C just like dem mice in dat study!! feel da heat as u battle mobs and build ur epic base!! be careful tho, u gotta have effective thermoregulation like dem mice or u might overheat and explode or sumthin!! come join da fun and see if u can survive da heat on dis wild server!! 🔥🔥🔥

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