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SaunaSwimSuit Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, AITAH, Bikini, Boyfriend, Burn, childish, Communication, flaunting.., Friend, friendship, Issue, Jealousy, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Relax, sauna, SaunaSwimSuit, Server, skirt, stink eye, swim suit, Trust

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5484
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ores Mined:	9308	Love Letters Sent:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we promise no stink eyes or accusations of flaunting your pixelated assets! Join us for a sauna-like experience without the awkwardness, where you can relax, build, and mine to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can focus on crafting the perfect blocky world without any unnecessary distractions. Come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door – unless you want to reenact it in Minecraft, then that’s a whole other story!

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4937
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Chimeras Created:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	725
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9219
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4008
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1480
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Villages Defended:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4625
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	11

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8116
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	5295	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6068
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2973
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Void Gems Collected:	40	Players Killed by Monsters:	8229
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Star Shards Collected:	129	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6195
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6607
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Divine Spears Created:	27
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Astral Projections Made:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7558
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4728
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Emeralds Found:	6944
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9368
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Towns Built:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

Players:	108/400	Votes:	6824
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4