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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6544
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Void Armor Forged:	24	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Votes:	3535
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where the only mess you’ll find is the one you create with your blocky creations! Join us for a fun and relaxing time, away from the chaos of real life.

Unlike some vacation homes on Lake Michigan, our server is always clean and tidy. No sticky floors or crayon drawings on the walls here! And don’t worry, we won’t kick you out for enjoying a beer while you play. In fact, we encourage it! Just make sure to clean up after yourself, unlike a certain someone we know…

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is the epic battles between players. And remember, no matter how messy things get, we’ll never kick you out like a certain someone’s sister-in-law did!

Crafting Crew 1.20.4

1.20.4, building a strong team, building a successful team, building a team, collaboration, Crafting, CREW, effective team building, leadership, Team Building, team building activities, team building skills, team communication, team development, team dynamics, team growth, team leadership., Team Management, team motivation, team productivity, team success, team synergy, teamwork

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1864
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Yo, listen up! We’re putting together a squad of epic gamers on this Minecraft server. And by epic, I mean EPIC. We’re talking about building the most insane structures, battling crazy mobs, and exploring the depths of the world together.

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got secret treasure hunts, hidden loot chests, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle.

So why should you join our server? Because we’re not just playing Minecraft, we’re living it. And if you want to be part of the most wild and wacky adventure of your life, then you better hit that join button now. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

LostCraft: Mom Squad Rescue

Accountability, Boundaries, Communication, concern, Conflict, Empathy, family dynamics, friendship, Honesty, intervention, judgment, LostCraft, loyalty, mom, parenting, perspective, relationships, rescue, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, squad, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1310
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Enchantments Applied:	121	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your favorite soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the complicated relationship between Annie, Ophelia, and their parents.

Experience the thrill of searching for a missing player who may or may not be in trouble, just like Ophelia on her mysterious train ride. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the rebel who keeps secrets like Annie?

With drama at every corner and unexpected plot twists, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat. Join now and dive into a world where even the most mundane tasks turn into epic adventures. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

NoAlcohol4Me – Minecraft SMP

abstaining, addiction recovery, alcohol, cultural reasons, designated driver, health reasons, mental health, Minecraft, NoAlcohol4Me, non-drinker, partying, personal choice, physical wellness, religious beliefs, responsible choices, self-control, smp, sober lifestyle, Sobriety, social pressure, substance abuse, teetotaler, Temperance

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	715
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	3761	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join. So like, imagine a world where everyone is a potato and we all have to build houses out of cheese. And the best part is, if you join, you get a pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. And like, every Friday night we have a dance party with creepers and skeletons DJing. It’s lit, bro. Plus, if you don’t join, you’ll turn into a llama and have to eat nothing but socks for the rest of your life. So like, why do you not drink alcohol, bro? Join the server and live your best potato life, trust me, it’s gonna be epic!

HackCraft: Life ProTips

advice, Clever Ideas, efficiency, everyday life, HackCraft, Hacks, innovative methods, knowledge, Life, life hack, organization, practical tips, problem solving, productivity, Protips, shortcuts, Skills, Smart Strategies, SOLUTIONS, Time management, Tips, Tricks, useful techniques

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4357
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks.

Join us and you’ll discover the secret to infinite diamonds – just punch a tree and BOOM, diamonds galore! Want to fly like a superhero? No problem, just eat a golden apple and you’ll be soaring through the skies in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking creepers who throw the best parties in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a group of explosive green creatures.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in a world of pure insanity and hilarity? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those talking creepers).

CartelCraft Minecraft Server

border security, CartelCraft, Cartels, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, drug trafficking, foreign policy, Government, international relations, intervention, INVADING, Latin America, mexico, Military Action, Minecraft, national security, organized crime, president, Server, terrorist groups, U.S, Warning, Washington

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4183
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

so, like, this server is like a total war zone, man. but not like, regular war zone, like, we’re talking about a war zone filled with, like, cartels and stuff. it’s like, mexico’s president is warning the u.s. not to invade because, like, we’re all terrorists or something.

but, like, forget about that, man. come join our server and fight against the cartels in the most epic battle ever. we’ve got crazy weapons and insane vehicles to help you take down those bad guys. and, like, if you’re lucky, you might even get to meet mexico’s president in the game. how cool is that?

so, like, forget about all those boring servers out there. come join us and be a part of the most intense and thrilling minecraft experience ever. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those cartels, man. they’re no joke.

UkrainianCraft: No Weapons Here!

arms embargo, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Halts, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military support, Politics, Reportedly, russia, sanctions, security assistance, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, US, Weapon Sales, weapons

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1403
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Dragon Eggs Found:	3769
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	39
Divine Spears Created:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mines Excavated:	3865	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

LOLZ JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DIAMOND SWORDS FOR DAYS, UNLIKE THE US HALTING WEAPON SALES TO UKRAINE, WE’RE LOADING YOU UP WITH ALL THE EPIC WEAPONS YOU NEED TO CONQUER THE LAND!

WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA CHA SLIDE, AND SKELETONS THAT BREAK OUT INTO THE FLOSS!

ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN RAP LIKE EMINEM. YOU AIN’T SEEN NOTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE, SO JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE 🤣🐷🚀

BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 Let us arrange a real batch server minecraft

1.16, 1.16.5, 1.20, arrange, Batch, Box, Boxpvp, collateral, Community, Competition, Fun, Gaming, Lets, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, real, Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5187
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

server “BoxPVP 1.16.5-1.20 Let’s arrange a real collateral” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mm.night-box.ru

OG Classic Prison

airdrops, Capes, cells, classic, commissary, Cosmetics, costumes, Drugs, Fishing, Gems, grind-based progression system, Guards, Koth, non-op, non-p2w, Playershops, Prison, PvP, Quests, Storage, WarZone events, WarZone Mine

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2063
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Holy Grails Found:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Dragon Scales Harvested:	156
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Alien Abductions:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
IP: dnmc.net
Port: 19132
Version: Bedrock

Features

Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system
PvP Events: KOTH, AirDrops, WarZone Mine
Non-P2W: Fair balance for all players
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, manage storage
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards in B Ward
Guards: Coming soon

For more details, visit our website https://dnmc.net or join our Discord community https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB.

FryBry Made A Showcase: https://youtu.be/Kd2dl3JR9lU

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

Shadow Roach Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, chilling, creepy, Darkness, eerie, fear, Haunting, hidden, insects, Lurking, lurking in the shadows, Mysterious, Nighttime, Pests, Realm, roach, ROACHES, Shadow, shadows, Sneaking, spooky, stealth, unsettling, Walking

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7972
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	205
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Star Shards Collected:	196

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join the roaches in the shadows! Like, who wouldn’t want to hang out with roaches, amirite? They’re like the coolest insects ever, always sneaking around and stuff.

Join our server and experience the thrill of walking in the shadows with our roach buddies. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay, I swear.

Plus, who knows what kind of secrets and treasures you’ll find lurking in the darkness with the roaches. It’s like a scavenger hunt, but with bugs. Bugs that are secretly plotting world domination, but hey, no biggie.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner roach. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

BlockyFamDrama Minecraft Server

Apology, arguments, aunt, blocked, BlockyFamDrama, cousin, Cut off, disrespectful responses, Family Events, family fall out, father’s side of the family, Grandma, holidays, Hospital, mental health issues, Minecraft, Mother, only child, reaching out, rough time, Server, Threats

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8411
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Crops Grown:	2156
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring family drama? Looking for a server where you can escape the chaos and build your own virtual world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where your grandma is a Minecraft pro, your aunt is a creeper whisperer, and your cousin is a block-building genius. It’s a family feud like no other, and you’re right in the middle of it all. Will you choose to build bridges or blow them up with TNT? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for epic battles, secret alliances, and drama that even the Ender Dragon would envy. With new surprises around every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where family drama meets blocky fun. Who needs therapy when you have virtual worlds to escape to? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

CraftyFriendCare

#authorities, Boundaries, break up, Closure, college, Communication, consequences, CraftyFriendCare, fear, friendship, Harassment, high school, intervention, loyalty, mental health, Police, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Support, toxic relationship, undocumented immigrants

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8668
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any creepy exes like Cindy’s Josh! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and absolutely no drama from psychotic ex-boyfriends.

Our server is like a safe haven away from all the craziness of real life. No need to worry about unwanted visitors showing up at your virtual doorstep or harassing you to talk to their ex-girlfriend. We’ve got your back, and we’ll make sure you have a blast without any unwanted drama.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Build, explore, and have a great time with us – just leave all the crazy exes at the door! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉🎮 #NoMoreJoshsAllowed

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

aggravating, ANNOYING, AnnoyingAF, Behavior, bothersome, exasperating, frustrating, habits, Harmless, irksome, IRRITATING, Minecraft, minor annoyances, minor inconveniences, minor irritations, Nuisance, pesky, Pet Peeves, QUIRKS, smp, trivial, vexing

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9745
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchantments Applied:	179
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing ever! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples, like who even needs regular apples anymore? And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up but only in a cute way, like he’ll blow up a flower or something, it’s hilarious!

But wait, there’s more! We have this super annoying prankster named Steve who loves to pull harmless but annoying pranks on everyone. Like one time he replaced all the torches in our village with glowstone just to mess with us, like who even does that? But it’s all in good fun, right?

So if you want to join a crazy fun Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, then you have to join us! Just be prepared for some wacky adventures and lots of laughs, because we’re all about having a good time and making memories that will last a lifetime. See you in the game, fellow gamers!

PixelCrushCraft

AMBITION, attractive, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, communication skills, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, EYES, humor, intelligence, Kindness, Passion, Personality, physical appearance, PixelCrushCraft, sense of humor, Smile, Style, WIT

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2699
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Potions Brewed:	55
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Void Gems Collected:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	91

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of finding your Minecraft soulmate while building a castle together? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to find love and loot! Join us and you might just stumble upon a player whose pixelated avatar makes your heart skip a beat. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server full of potential baes? Join now and start swiping right on those blocky hotties!

CraftyUkrainians Minecraft Server

Adversity, blows, Conflict, Courageous, CraftyUkrainians, Crisis, DEFIANT, determination, eastern europe, hardened, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Politics, Resilient, Server, solidarity, strength, Support, trump, ukrainians, Unity, War

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9166
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Dimension Hops:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where war-hardened ukrainians are taking on trump’s blows with nothing but pickaxes and diamond swords! we’ve got a community of players who never back down, even when faced with the craziest challenges. build your own base, team up with other players, and show trump who’s boss in this wild and wacky world. plus, our ukrainian players have some pretty epic stories to tell around the campfire – you won’t believe the adventures they’ve been on! so come on, join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server around!

PutinPuncherMacron

Alliance, Assertiveness, Communication, Diplomacy, foreign policy, France, international relations, leadership, Macron, Meeting, Négotiation, Politics, power dynamics, putin, PutinPuncherMacron, russia, Strategic, strength, summit, trump, united states

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7049
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. like, one time, we had this dude who built a giant toilet and made everyone poop in it. it was so funny, bro.

and, like, the admin is this crazy dude who once fought off a whole army of creepers with just a wooden sword. he’s, like, a total legend, man.

oh, and, like, we have this secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server. no one has found it yet, but they say it’s guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. like, how insane is that?

so, yeah, bro, you gotta join this server. it’s gonna be, like, the most epic journey of your life. and remember, don’t be weak like Macron. join us and show Putin who’s boss!