| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 8788 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
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| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 8326 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Farms Harvested: | 895 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 15 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 8745 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 247 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Ores Mined: | 6269 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 22 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 3753 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 5862 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 116 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 8173 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 11 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 8251 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 968 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 3044 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 47 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 8754 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 3362 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 8 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Magic Items Found: | 8012 |
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 7982 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 2394 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 30 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 8195 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Towns Built: | 8 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 130 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 7759 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 193 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 390 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 869647 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 53 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 4173 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8310 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 9960 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 45 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 16 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 33 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 6337 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Crops Grown: | 3752 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 31 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 3565 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 39 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
