Sirens Chaos: Where mods run wild and Discord causes more drama than a soap opera!

adventurers, anti cheat, Arcana Automata, Automation, Chaos, Community, Conquer, custom mods, Discord, Drama, enthusiastic, Feedback, Gaming, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, Opera, Player Base, Pokehaan 2, Quest, RUN, SECURITY, Servers, sirens, soap, Staff, Teaser, Tech, TNP Limitless 7, Wild

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2086
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Siren’s Nexus Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Fortified Security	Play in a secure gaming environment with anti-cheat system.
	Dedicated team for seamless and engaging gaming experience.
Thriving Player Base	Join a community of enthusiastic gamers and shape the future.
Exclusive Minecraft Servers	TNP Limitless 7: Explore boundless creations and innovations. Arcana Automata: Delve into mystical automation and spellbinding tech. Coming Soon – Pokehaan 2: Prepare for a new twist on your favorite pixel monsters.
Custom Mods Teaser	Stay tuned for groundbreaking custom mods.

Embark on your quest today and Expand, Connect, and Conquer!

Your nexus awaits: https://discord.gg/sirensnexus

FAQs

Q: How do I join the Siren’s Nexus Minecraft Server?

A: To join the server, please follow the instructions provided in our Discord server at https://discord.gg/sirensnexus.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a fair and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. You can find the rules listed in the server’s Discord channel.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on the Siren’s Nexus server?

A: Of course! We encourage you to invite your friends and grow our community of enthusiastic gamers.

Love Letter & 13-Year-Old 1.20

13yearold, A Love Letter and a 13-Year-Old Actress, Amazon Japan, CDJapan, Chapter 24, comic-fuz, Coming of Age, Drama, emotional, Jaga Rico Ot., japanese manga, Koibumi to 13-sai no Joyuu, letter, love, love story, Manga, Purchase, romance, second half, Sympathy, young actress

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1589
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Enchantments Applied:	132	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7

Yo, bro, have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Imagine a place where you can build your own virtual world while reading Chapter 24 – Sympathy (Second Half) at the same time!

Join us and experience the ultimate synergy of gaming and literature! Get your hands on those purchase links and immerse yourself in a world where creativity knows no bounds.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore new dimensions while exploring the depths of your soul. This server is so epic, it will make you question reality and leave you craving for more.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy adventure and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might even stumble upon some hidden treasures along the way. Join now and let the madness begin!

BoyfriendBlockParty

balance, Birthday, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBlockParty, Communication, Decision making, exclusion, friend group, Friendship Dynamics, girls night, group dynamics, inclusion, long distance, mixed friend group, Prioritizing, relationships, social events, sports event, Sympathy, Understanding

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1314
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee drama-free fun and inclusivity for all players! Are you tired of feeling like you have to choose between your friends and your boyfriend in real life? Well, on our server, everyone is invited to the party, even if they’re in a relationship!

Join us for epic adventures and build friendships that will last a lifetime. No more feeling left out or excluded because of your relationship status. Our server is all about bringing people together, whether they’re single, taken, or somewhere in between.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where everyone is welcome and accepted. Who knows, you might even find your in-game soulmate while exploring our virtual world!

So come on, join us and leave the real-life drama behind. It’s time to have some fun and create memories that will make you forget all about those pesky relationship woes. See you in the game!

PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP

Cultural differences, dining etiquette, eating habits, Etiquette, food preferences, fork and knife, pizza, pizza connoisseurs, pizza crust, pizza culture, pizza debate, pizza eating style, pizza etiquette, pizza etiquette debate, pizza lovers, pizza toppings, pizza traditions, PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP, table manners, unconventional eating habits, utensils

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5080
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness that goes down on this Minecraft SMP! Like, we have this one player who literally only eats pizza with a fork and knife. Can you imagine? It’s like, who even does that?! But that’s just the tip of the iceberg, we also have players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamonds and ride around on pigs wearing top hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. If you want to join in on the wackiness, come on over and join us! It’s a wild ride, I promise you won’t be disappointed.

NoBridgeNoSoloCraft

catchy, chorus, Contemporary, Easy Listening, hook, Mainstream, Melody, MODERN, Music, no bridge, no solo, NoBridgeNoSoloCraft, pop, Popular, radio-friendly, Repetitive, Simple, songs, top charts, Verses, vocals

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2537
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Mines Excavated:	4951	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who only moved to the beat of “Baby Shark” playing in the background. It was a sight to behold, and you can experience moments like this every day on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us! Who needs bridges and solos when you can have a server that’s more lit than a lava pool? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ChipCraft Minecraft Server

ChipCraft, CHIPS, diplomatic relations, economic impact, emergency discussions, Focus Taiwan, geopolitical implications, global market, government response, international trade, market volatility, Minecraft, semiconductor industry, Server, strategic planning, supply chain disruptions, taiwan, Tariffs, technology sector, trade policies, trade tensions, trump, US-China relations

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2171
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	8

lol imagine a world where taiwan is like “oh no trump is putting tariffs on our chips what do we do??” like bro just join this minecraft server instead and forget about all that drama. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can dance. plus, our diamonds are made of chocolate so you can eat them when you get hungry while mining. also, our villagers are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world but shhh don’t tell anyone. join now before the creepers explode everything and you miss out on all the fun!

SwedeCraft: Aid for Ukraine

aid, AID PACKAGE, Assistance, charitable giving, Contribution, crisis relief, donation, european union, financial support, FOREIGN AID, Generosity, global aid efforts, humanitarian assistance, international aid, monetary help, philanthropy, solidarity, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, Swedish government, Ukraine

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2005
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	7773	Gryphons Tamed:	3

OMG u guys, dis server is so lit u won’t even believe it! We got Sweden donating $1.2 billion to Ukraine just to make sure our players have the best time ever! Like, who even does that? We got unicorns running around giving out diamonds and rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts. It’s a wild ride, I tell ya! Join now or miss out on all the craziness! #BestServerEver #UnicornsAndRainbows

Ice Melting Pine Stand – Climate Change Fun

ancient pine, ancient stand, CHANGE, climate, climate change, climate impact, ecosystem dynamics, Elevation, environmental change, Fun, Greater Yellowstone Ecosystem, Holocene, Ice, ice melting, mature stand, melting, melting ice, modern treeline, PINE, Rocky Mountain ecosystem, Rocky Mountains, Stand, tree species, treeline, upslope, whitebark pine, yellowstone national park

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4418
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

LOL, U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT TREES THAT HAVE BEEN AROUND SINCE LIKE FOREVER AGO. LIKE, THESE TREES ARE OLDER THAN YOUR GRANDMA’S GRANDMA. WE GOT PINE TREES THAT ARE SO OLD, THEY REMEMBER WHEN DINOSAURS WALKED THE EARTH.

COME JOIN US AND SEE THE TREES THAT HAVE SURVIVED ICE MELTING AND CLIMATE CHANGE. IT’S LIKE A HISTORY LESSON IN MINECRAFT FORM. PLUS, YOU CAN BUILD A TREEHOUSE ON THESE ANCIENT PINE TREES AND FEEL LIKE A REAL LIFE TARZAN.

SO, IF U WANNA BE PART OF SOMETHING EPIC AND HISTORIC, JOIN OUR SERVER. WE GOT TREES, WE GOT ICE, WE GOT CLIMATE CHANGE. WHAT MORE COULD U ASK FOR? LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

★ CACTUSCRAFT ★ – A quality server! server minecraft

Cactuscraft, Cases, Clans, Drugs, effects, high quality, Honest PVP, Jobs, Minecraft, Mini Games, No Lags, Parkour, Pets, Rainbow Armor, Ranks, Server, smiles, Starter Kit, Survival, unique spavn, VKontakte, Wedding, work

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3809
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

★ CACTUSCRAFT ★ – A quality server!

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✔ Mini-games

✔ TOP clans

✔ No dup!

✔ unique spavn (not downloaded)

✔ Honest PVP (without 1000lv, etc.)

✔ Rainbow armor

✔ TOP players

✔ Survival

✔ pets

✔ Effects

✔ Smiles

✔ No lags

✔ Drugs

✔ Wedding

✔ Work

✔ Ranks

✔ parkour

✔ Clans

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Our VKontakte group: https://vk.com/cactusexplorers

185.9.145.186:25622

Shimmering Isles

1.21

asmr, board rules, Clips, Company, fallenshadow, global rules, Hide, Husbands, internet, Islesliul, Links, Otis, REFRESH, Report, Ribbon Cage, Schedule, schizo loli, shitposters, twitch, twitter, ulliShimmering, VOD

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6520
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Endless Night Skies:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with Fallenshadow, the schizo loli queen of the internet! She’s got multiple husbands and loves company, so treat her right or face the consequences! Check out her Twitch, ASMR Youtube, VOD Youtube, Twitch Clips, Ribbon Cage, Twitter, Alt Twitter, Otis Twitter, and schedule for all the chaotic fun! Make sure to follow global and board rules, and don’t forget to ignore, report, and hide those pesky shitposters. It’s like a rollercoaster of madness, so hop on and enjoy the ride!

GuestBedroomMC Server

adult sibling conflicts, apartment inheritance, apartment living, apartment ownership, apartment sharing, bedroom arrangements, family decisions, family home, family inheritance, family living arrangements, family living space, family property, family property disputes, family trust, family trust property, grad school student, GuestBedroomMC, living situation, room assignments, Server, sibling disputes, sibling dynamics

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6735
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Astral Projections Made:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where inheritance drama meets luxury living in SoHo! Join us for a wild adventure filled with family feuds and room assignments that will make your head spin.

Picture this: you and your sister inherit a swanky apartment in SoHo, but the catch is, you have to navigate the treacherous waters of deciding who gets what room. Will you claim the master bedroom with its own bathroom, or will you opt for the cozy guest room with a restroom of its own?

But that’s not all – there’s also the battle for the coveted office space, where your brother-in-law spends his days gaming while you’re stuck juggling multiple jobs to pay for your education. Will you be able to stake your claim on a desk to do your homework, or will you be banished to the corner of the living room?

Join us on this server for a rollercoaster ride of entitlement, sibling rivalry, and questionable room assignments. Who will come out on top in this epic battle for the best living space in SoHo? Only time will tell.

Block Buddies: Ex-Friends Edition

BETRAYAL, BLOCK, Buddies, clingy behavior, Confused, declining, Drama, Edition, ex boyfriend, ExFriends, feeling betrayed, feeling left out, Friends, friendship, fuck buddies, hanging out, hurt, ignoring, Interaction, Love Triangle, over the top, relationships, secret relationship

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5825
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Love Letters Sent:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as common as creepers blowing up your house! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret alliances, betrayal, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush.

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further! On our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your ex behind your back. Will you confront them and start a virtual war, or will you let it slide and focus on building the biggest castle in the land?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with clingy friends who will stop at nothing to be by your ex’s side. Watch out for their over-the-top gestures of affection and try not to get caught in the crossfire of their love triangle. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be the one left feeling betrayed and left out?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the drama never ends and the friendships are as shaky as a poorly constructed redstone contraption. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the excitement right here in blocky form?

AnnoyingCraft

annoying buzzwords, annoying phrases, AnnoyingCraft, bothersome cliches, bothersome expressions, grating words, irritating catchphrases, irritating idioms, irritating sayings, Pet Peeves, vexing language

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6042
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	New Chunks Explored:	422084
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mines Excavated:	1722	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Are you tired of hearing “diamonds are a girl’s best friend” in Minecraft? Well, join our server and never have to hear that cringy phrase again! Our server is filled with so many diamonds that even the creepers are blinged out! Plus, our resident Ender Dragon has a killer sense of fashion and will give you style tips while you battle it. So come join us and say goodbye to boring old diamond cliches!

GazaMobMadnessMC

Arbel Yehoud, Chaos, Chaotic scenes, Civil unrest, Conflict, crisis management., dangerous situation., emergency evacuation, emergency response, Gadi Mozes, gaza, GazaMobMadnessMC, humanitarian crisis, international aid, MIDDLE EAST, protest, Red Cross vehicles, seething mob, tense situation, violence, volatile situation

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6765
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	270	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme like arbel yehoud and gadi mozes trying to navigate through a seething mob in gaza! we promise you won’t have to deal with angry mobs in our server, just tons of fun and adventure! build your own red cross vehicles and explore the world with your friends! who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos in our server? join now and let the madness begin!

Spectre SMP

application, Builders, Collaborative, communal spirit, Community members, creative projects, discord server, Europe, Fabric, Friendly, Friends, Grinding, Longevity, Meetings, motivation, Performance Mods, PvP, REDSTONERS, smp, Spectre, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8375
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Star Shards Collected:	132
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Spectre SMP Overview

Server Type	Vanilla 1.21.4 SMP
Community Focus	Communal spirit for collaboration

What do we offer?

We are looking for:

Builders and redstoners
Players who interact well
Creative and dedicated minds
Active community members

Server specifications and mods:

Fabric 1.21.4 in Europe
Performance mods
Minor recipe changes
Faster minecarts
Simple Voice Chat
/nick for nicknames
FSit
ArmorPoser Mod
Discord-to-Minecraft link

If you’re interested in joining, hop into our Discord server.

View our server images here.

Virtual Block Haven 1.21

BLOCK, CAR, Digital, DRIVE, enjoyment, Entertainment, Escape, escapism, Experience, Fun, Gaming, Haven, Immersive, leisure, Relaxation, shitbox, simple-minded, simulation, Technology, video game, virtual, virtual reality

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7511
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	124	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ores Mined:	3924	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Farms Harvested:	186
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like driving around in a virtual world, but without the pesky traffic laws. And who doesn’t love pretending to be a virtual car? Plus, if you’re simple-minded like me, then this server is perfect for you. Just hit the gas and let the good times roll, my dude!