SiphonMC: Where you can steal Earthly goods, nations fight over bosses in dungeons!

1.20.6, boss fights, Bosses, Discord, Dungeons, Earthly, Fight, Free Rank, gear sets, Goods, Nations, Raiding, SiphonMC, smp, steal, Survival, Usa, Wiki

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	128
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	3510	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6

New Minecraft Servers

SiphonMC Server Overview

NATIONS LIFESTEAL JUST RESET! Dive into SiphonMC for an adrenaline-fueled adventure! 🌍

Server IP	mcf.SiphonMC.net
Bedrock IP	19132

Features:

Survival SMP: Build, explore, and thrive with keep-inventory and creation protection.
Nations Lifesteal: Raid and conquer on a massive Earth Map.
Custom Gear Sets: Equip yourself with unique gear tailored for your conquests.
Progressive Dungeons: Conquer dungeons that evolve with your journey.
Daily Boss Fights: Test your mettle against formidable bosses every day.

CLAIM YOUR FREE RANK NOW by joining today!

Connect & Dive Deeper:

Discord	https://discord.gg/siphonmc
Wiki	wiki.siphonmc.com

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the Server IP: mcf.SiphonMC.net

Q: What version of Minecraft is supported?

A: The server currently supports Minecraft version 1.20.6

Q: Is there a tutorial on how to join?

A: Yes, you can watch a tutorial video on how to join at www.youtube.com/shorts/QYE201SIyyo

The Longbirch Vanguard

Bedwars, Community, Creative, Custom, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Longbirch, Minigames, Parkour, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, vanguard, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	452
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8033	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Dragons Tamed:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

IP	MC.LVRPG.NET
Java Version	1.21.1

Overview

A unique Minecraft Survival/RPG experience. The Longbirch Vanguard is a Minecraft server that offers player agency, freedom, and an immersive RPG experience. With a variety of classes, races, quests, dungeons, pets, and more, players can enjoy a rich gameplay experience.

Useful Links:

FAQ

1. How can I join the Longbirch Vanguard server?

You can join the server by entering the IP “MC.LVRPG.NET” in your Minecraft client.

2. What are the available classes in the server?

There are 12 classes to choose from in the server, each offering unique playstyles and abilities.

3. Are there different races to play as?

Yes, there are 9 races to choose from, each with their own racial bonuses and characteristics.

4. What kind of quests are available in the game?

There are tons of quests available in the game, ranging from simple fetch quests to epic storylines.

5. How many dungeons are there in the server?

There are 6 dungeons to explore, each offering unique challenges and rewards.

6. Is there a deity system in the game?

Yes, there is a deity system in which players can follow and gain benefits from different deities.

7. How often are updates released on the server?

The server receives frequent updates to add new features, quests, and improvements to the gameplay experience.

8. Can I play with my friends on the Longbirch Vanguard server?

Yes, players can team up with friends to explore dungeons, complete quests, and enjoy the RPG experience together.

Eternal Blaze Land 1.21.4

1.21.4, attractive, Blaze, Character, cuntboys, desire, dream, ETERNAL, fan fiction, FANTASY, fictional, hot, imagination, Land, longing, Mythical, mythical creatures, real, Roleplay, scar, Sexy, wish, yearning

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6965
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	9728	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Alien Abductions:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9798
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dimension Hops:	15

OMG, you won’t believe the hotness on this Minecraft server! We got Scar lookalikes everywhere, making you wish cuntboys were real! Join now for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies in blocky form! Don’t miss out on the pixelated heat, come join us today!

PuppyPurge Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, asking for money, bad behavior, bed mattress, Boundaries, cleaning supplies, Communication, Couch, dog owner, Friend, guest, Minecraft, pet behavior, pet owner, pet training, PuppyPurge, Replacement, RESPONSIBILITY, ruined, Server, smell

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8666
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Alien Abductions:	0	Ores Mined:	7095
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Star Shards Collected:	82
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict no-pets-on-the-bed policy! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild story that will make you want to join us right away.

Picture this: a friend comes to visit for Christmas with her untrained dog. This dog is a menace, jumping on people, biting, and leaving hair everywhere. But that’s not even the worst part – the dog decides to turn the guest room into its personal bathroom, ruining the carpet, couch, and bed mattress with its pee. The smell is so bad, it’s like a stink bomb went off in there!

Now, our host tries to be nice and asks for help with replacing the ruined items, but the friend ghosts her instead. Can you believe it? So, our host decides to take matters into her own hands and asks for compensation for the damages. And what does the friend do? Calls her tacky and refuses to take responsibility for her dog’s actions.

So, if you want to join a server where pets are well-behaved and guests actually take responsibility for their furry friends, then come on over! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough among our crazy stories.

PowerWasherPals4Eva

acquaintance, Borrowed, Confrontation, Daughters, EMBARRASSMENT, Friend, garage, Lawyer, neighbor, overdue, power washer, PowerWasherPals4Eva, Repayment, replacement cost, response, RETURN, small claims court, text, trustworthy, Unpaid, Venmo request

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9384
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	212
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Towns Built:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Crops Grown:	5564

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as reliable as your neighbor-friend who borrowed your power washer and never returned it? Look no further! Our server is just like that power washer – once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Join us for epic adventures and quests, just like the quest to get your power washer back from that lawyer neighbor-friend. Will you be able to retrieve it, or will you have to Venmo request him for the replacement cost? The choice is yours!

But don’t worry, we promise not to ghost you like that neighbor-friend does every time you ask for your power washer back. Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before!

SmartypantsMC SMP

astuteness, brainpower, Brainy, Bright, cleverness, discerning, erudite, GENIUS, Insightful, intellectual, intellectual prowess, intelligence, knowledgeable, perceptive, Quick Thinking, savvy, sharp mind, shrewd, SmartyPantsMC, smp, subtle signs, Wise

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6269
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Void Gems Collected:	31	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit! We got llamas riding pigs, flying squids, and a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks! And get this, the owner is a super genius who can solve a Rubik’s cube blindfolded while juggling flaming torches! Like, who even does that?! Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain superpowers and be able to shoot rainbows out of your butt! Don’t miss out on the craziest, most mind-blowing SMP ever! Join now and become part of the madness!

DisgustCraft

Behavior, culture, DisgustCraft, Disgusting, Etiquette, gross, habits, hygiene, Manners, normal, odd, opinion, peculiar, personal preference, Repulsive, revolting, social norms, societal expectations, strange, taboo, UNUSUAL

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6824
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where we embrace all things weird and wacky.

On our server, we have a special event every week where players have to build the most outrageous and ridiculous structures they can think of. From giant toilets to upside-down houses, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated their Minecraft lives to creating the most disgusting and revolting builds imaginable. Think you have what it takes to join their ranks?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then come join us! Who knows, you might even discover a new love for the truly bizarre.

HempCraft Server – Panama’s Assembly Approved!

agriculture, Approval, APPROVED, Assembly, Cannabis, central america, commercialization, economic growth, government regulation, HEMP, hemp industry, hemp products, HempCraft, industrial hemp, Latin America, legalizing hemp, legislation, market opportunities, National Assembly, Natural resources, panama, Panama’s, planting, Server, sustainable farming

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6899
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dimension Hops:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	7

u wana join dis amazin minecraft server cuz we be plantin and sellin HEMP like it aint no thang! come join us and be part of da green revolution! we be growin da dankest hemp in all of minecraft land, u wont find better quality anywhere else! plus, our community be so chill and friendly, u gonna feel right at home. so come on over and join us for some high-flying fun!

MotherhoodMadness

Abuses, child abuse, child marriage, discrimination, forced motherhood, gender equality, gender-based violence, Girls, global policy, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, maternal health, MotherhoodMadness, reproductive rights, rights of girls, rules, social justice, UN, underage pregnancy, united nations, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2957
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	81	Enchantments Applied:	278
Void Armor Forged:	27	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	275
Astral Projections Made:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Crops Grown:	9065

so like, this server is like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got unicorns and dragons flying around everywhere. and get this, the UN actually rules that girls being forced into motherhood on our server is like, totally against human rights. like, who knew Minecraft could be so controversial, right?

but seriously, come join our server for all the crazy adventures and epic battles. we even have a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest loot and fight off evil mobs. plus, our community is like, super friendly and always down for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server!

Blocky Bennu: Life Building Server

amino acids, asteroid analysis, Astrobiology, astrochemistry, Bennu, Bennu asteroid, blocky, building, building blocks of life, carbon-based compounds, celestial bodies, cosmic dust, cosmic origins, extraterrestrial life, Life, microbial life, NASA, organic chemistry, organic molecules, planetary science, research findings, scientific discovery, scientists, Server, space exploration

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1239
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Magic Items Found:	1630
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Enchantments Applied:	178	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Villages Defended:	8
Towns Built:	4	Dimension Hops:	14

so, like, this server is out of this world, man. like, literally. we got the bennu asteroid up in here, and scientists say it’s got all the building blocks of life. like, who needs earth when you can join our server and create your own universe, amirite? come join us and see what kind of crazy life forms you can create with the bennu asteroid. it’s gonna be outta this world, man. like, literally.

Vanillaex server minecraft

Bed wars, Bedware, Discord, Dungeon, Equipment, Kingdom, Lobby, Minecraft, OneBlock, pumping, RPG, RPG components, rules, Server, Simplevoice voice chat, Skills, skins system, Structures, Telegram, Vanilla, Vanillaex, weapons, white sheet

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1413
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	48347
Gods Slained:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Vanillaex server offers two servers to choose from Vanilla and RPG.On all servers, support for Simplevoice voice chat

Lobby is a lobby with two Oneblock and Bedware minimum and portals on the serverVanilla is a server with minimal changes in gameplay, entrance to the White sheet, to get to the Whiter, you need to familiarize yourself with the rules and the application in the discord or telegram (links are in the server lobby)

RPG is a server with various RPGs components of such as pumping, skills. Of the gameplay additions, the skins system for 2000+ variations of equipment and weapons, work, creation and development of its own kingdom, dungeon, structures, online map and so on. (So far, you can play the test mode)

mc.vanillaex.space

The Last Joust of Chivalry

alliances, army expansion, Chaos, Chivalry, Community, Creativeplots, customisation, Discord, faction management, Factions, joust, King Argon II, Malric Terrowin, Medieval, modded server, Modpack, PvP, PvPZone, Realism, Roleplay, Siege Engines, Tenosia

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5597
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Welcome to the Last Joust of Chivalry

“The realm continues to spiral into chaos. The assentation of King Argon II had been challenged by rise of the pretender, Malric Terrowin, claiming to be the rightful heir to the late monarch. Vassal lords and minor states alike were forced into committing to either side or to face destruction, while the realm seemingly remains too preoccupied with its own vices to pay attention to growing encroachments by the southern realm of Tenosia. Which side will you pledge your allegiance and aid it in rise to complete domination through this bloody last joust of chivalry”

TLJ is the second iteration of our server, focused on factions combat and expansion. Among the latest addition is the custom siege engines with realistic block physics, army expansion system, extensive faction management and extensive customisation. This time players alongside our realism focused Modpack will also find additional modes on the server, including:

Additional Modes
CreativePlots – Design builds together with all building blocks and decorations of our Modpack at hand
PvPZone – For those wishing to spend time sparring with other players without worry for loss of equipment on dozen different arenas

More information of the additional planned features will be included

Join our community today

https://discord.gg/agVWxf8VGc

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the main focus of the server?	The main focus of the server is factions combat and expansion.
Are there any additional modes on the server?	Yes, players can also enjoy CreativePlots for building and PvPZone for sparring.
Is there a Modpack available for the server?	Yes, there is a realism-focused Modpack available for players.
How can I join the community?	You can join our community by clicking on the provided Discord link.

Lily Pad Kingdom 1.21.2

1.21.2, amphibian, animal, CAMOUFLAGE, Croak, croaking, ecosystem, environmental conservation, Frog, frogpost, Green.., Hop, Kingdom, LEAP, Lily, Nature, PAD, pond, post, ribbit, slimy, webbed feet, Wetlands, wildlife

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1993
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Emeralds Found:	2933	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, come join dis epic Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual paradise and flex on all them other players with your mad building skills!

We got more mods and plugins than you can shake a stick at, so you can do all sorts of crazy stuff like ride unicorns and shoot rainbows out of your butt!

Plus, our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world coming together to create the most insane creations you’ve ever seen.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! But be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. It’s like Hotel California, but with creepers and diamonds instead of Eagles and weird vibes.

RingResale Minecraft Server

autism, cash exchange, Communication, Conversation, Disappointment, emotional attachment, family friend, forgotten gift, Guilt, Minecraft, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, mum’s ring, past relationships, Pawn Shop, remorse, Ring, RingResale, SELLING, sentimental value, Server, shock, sister

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6923
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as selling your mom’s ring without knowing it was hers? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and surprises!

Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re living in a real-life soap opera. Just like the drama of selling a ring that turns out to belong to your own mom, you never know what twists and turns await you in our virtual world.

Plus, with our unique gameplay features and wacky community, you’ll never have a dull moment. Who needs reality TV when you can experience the thrill of our server?

So come on, join us and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, always double-check before selling any virtual or real-life items – you never know whose ring it might be!

CreeperFamilyUncomfortable

CreeperFamilyUncomfortable, family dynamics, friend’s family, friend’s house, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate nickname, step mum, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable behavior, uncomfortable environment, uncomfortable family, uncomfortable family dynamics, uncomfortable family interactions, uncomfortable home, uncomfortable interactions, uncomfortable nickname, uncomfortable situation, uncomfortable situation with friend’s family, under 18

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4205
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise you won’t be called any inappropriate nicknames by your friend’s stepmom! We guarantee a nickname-free environment where you can focus on building and exploring without any uncomfortable encounters.

Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of friendly players who will never make weird jokes about stepmoms or questionable family dynamics.

Don’t worry about telling your parents about your Minecraft adventures here, because we understand that not everyone has a great relationship with their family. Just jump on our server and escape into a world where you can be yourself without any awkward situations.

So come on over and join us for a fun and safe Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be called is a master builder.

SelfLoveSMP

self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assertiveness, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-fulfillment, self-identity, SelfLoveSMP

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	642
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Runes Activated:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, I swear. Like, the admins are all unicorns who poop rainbows and the mods are actually trained monkeys.

But the best part? The players, man. They’re all like, super chill and funny and they all have pet llamas named Larry. And get this, every time you log on, you get a free diamond sword and a stack of enchanted golden apples. It’s like Christmas every day, bro.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base full of cake and puppies? Yeah, it’s a thing. And there’s this one time where we all had a massive dance party in the Nether and accidentally summoned a giant zombie chicken. Good times, good times.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most epic, craziest, off-the-walls Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake. It involves a lot of jazz hands and a dab. It’s lit, bro.