SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1084
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Buildings Constructed:	45
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Potions Brewed:	181

New Minecraft Servers

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

mc.siphonmc.net

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9497
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Gods Slained:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	945
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Holy Grails Found:	2

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2530
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	278
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5512
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Star Shards Collected:	116	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7571
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	239	Love Letters Sent:	16
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2840
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5578
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Animals Bred:	51
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6888
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Buildings Constructed:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1082
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ores Mined:	5637
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9555
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9173
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	New Chunks Explored:	225179
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8602
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3437
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4904	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5416
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Buildings Constructed:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.